Title: Pop Rocks and Urban Legends
Author: Kel
Rating: PG for innuendo
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Summary: Clark, Lex, Pop Rocks.
For KC and the Sunshine Gang.
"Hm... Hey, Lex, you're a scientist, right?"
"Yes, I am. Why?"
"Well, Chloe told me this story and she swears it's true--"
"You're not actually naieve enough to believe anything she tells you, are you, Clark?"
"Well... she did say that it happened once, like the spontaneous combustion thing!"
"What do you want to try, Clark?"
"Well... she said that if you eat pop rocks--"
"--And drink Coke, your head will explode, right?"
"So you know about it?"
"Clark, it's called an urban legend. Do you know what is?"
"A really bad horror movie? There was this guy in the movie--"
"Clark, focus. Please?"
"Right. Focus. Pop rocks and coke. Urban legends."
"Right. As in it will not happen."
"Have you ever tried it, Lex?"
"No, I can't say as I have."
"So you don't *know.*
"Clark..."
"Please?"
"I can't believe this. Clark, you're sixteen years old, you're giving me wounded puppy eyes, and you want me to help you eat pop rocks and drink Coke."
"Well, yeah. Just in case my head *does* explode."
"Clark... the only head that's going to explode around here is mine."
"Leeeeeeeex...."
"Clark."
"Please?"
"Why I fall for this every time is beyond me."
"So that's yes?"
"Yes, that's yes."
"You are so cool, Lex."
"Only you would think pop rocks and coke are a cool way to spend the afternoon."
"Lex, they are cool. I mean... well, think about it. Someone giving you a blow job with Pop Rocks in their mouth?"
"Are you offering, Clark?"
"Maybe. If my head doesn't explode."
"That will definitely be an interesting blow job."
"You know what would make it better, Lex?"
"I'm almost afraid to ask."
"If you pulled out the special edition DVD of that Urban Legends movie. There's this one scene at the end, a deleted scene, it's got this *really* hot guy doing Kama Sutra sex."
"What makes you think I even have a copy of that movie?"
"Because you've got every other DVD known to mankind."
"So if I give you Pop Rocks, Urban Legends, and Coke, you'll be happy?"
"I will be your devoted slave for the rest of the day."
"Come on, then. There's a DVD player in the lab."
The End
Author: Kel
Rating: PG for innuendo
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Summary: Clark, Lex, Pop Rocks.
For KC and the Sunshine Gang.
"Hm... Hey, Lex, you're a scientist, right?"
"Yes, I am. Why?"
"Well, Chloe told me this story and she swears it's true--"
"You're not actually naieve enough to believe anything she tells you, are you, Clark?"
"Well... she did say that it happened once, like the spontaneous combustion thing!"
"What do you want to try, Clark?"
"Well... she said that if you eat pop rocks--"
"--And drink Coke, your head will explode, right?"
"So you know about it?"
"Clark, it's called an urban legend. Do you know what is?"
"A really bad horror movie? There was this guy in the movie--"
"Clark, focus. Please?"
"Right. Focus. Pop rocks and coke. Urban legends."
"Right. As in it will not happen."
"Have you ever tried it, Lex?"
"No, I can't say as I have."
"So you don't *know.*
"Clark..."
"Please?"
"I can't believe this. Clark, you're sixteen years old, you're giving me wounded puppy eyes, and you want me to help you eat pop rocks and drink Coke."
"Well, yeah. Just in case my head *does* explode."
"Clark... the only head that's going to explode around here is mine."
"Leeeeeeeex...."
"Clark."
"Please?"
"Why I fall for this every time is beyond me."
"So that's yes?"
"Yes, that's yes."
"You are so cool, Lex."
"Only you would think pop rocks and coke are a cool way to spend the afternoon."
"Lex, they are cool. I mean... well, think about it. Someone giving you a blow job with Pop Rocks in their mouth?"
"Are you offering, Clark?"
"Maybe. If my head doesn't explode."
"That will definitely be an interesting blow job."
"You know what would make it better, Lex?"
"I'm almost afraid to ask."
"If you pulled out the special edition DVD of that Urban Legends movie. There's this one scene at the end, a deleted scene, it's got this *really* hot guy doing Kama Sutra sex."
"What makes you think I even have a copy of that movie?"
"Because you've got every other DVD known to mankind."
"So if I give you Pop Rocks, Urban Legends, and Coke, you'll be happy?"
"I will be your devoted slave for the rest of the day."
"Come on, then. There's a DVD player in the lab."
The End