Title: Trivial 6: Don't Dream It... Be It!
Author: Kel
Rating: PG for Innuendo
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Archive: Knock yourself out
Summary: The Rocky Horror Picture Show Experience
"You want me to watch what?"
"The Rocky Horror Picture Show. You gotta know what that is."
"Of course I know, Clark. I acted in the floor show. The question is, how do *you* know about it?"
"Chloe. It's like her all-time favorite movies."
"Is there something I should know about Chloe?"
"Floor show?"
"Yes, Floor show. And no, I'm not explaining."
"You're mean to me, Lex."
"This from the boy who teased me with a Pop-Rock laden blow job last night."
"Which you enjoyed, once all the popping stopped and I could suck you properly."
"Until I met you, Clark, I never realized there was a proper way to suck cock.
"Let's leave sucking cock until after the movie, okay? And let's get back to the floor show."
"The floor show. In an empty house? I don't think so, not even for you. And no. The puppy eyes aren't working."
"Okay, fine. Sooo..."
"So?"
"So Frank-N-Furter's gay?"
"I'm not discussing a fictional character's sexual preferences with you."
"But Lex!"
"If you can't figure out what he is by watching the movie, I'm not going to tell you."
"I think he's like you."
"Like me?"
"Omnisexual."
"That really turned you on, didn't it, Clark?"
"Especially that little trick you do with the pool cue."
"Clark, do you notice that every conversation we have eventually turns back to sex?"
"Well, why wouldn't it?"
"Because I'm not a hormally crazed horny alien teenager and I'm supposed to have some sort of self control?"
"Self control is highly overrated, Lex. I'm like Frank. Alien, loves guys, loves sex... my hair's not quite so frizzy but you haven't seen me on a day with bad humidity."
"And that right there is enough to flip the libido *off.*"
"Leeeeeeeeeeex!"
The End
Author: Kel
Rating: PG for Innuendo
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Archive: Knock yourself out
Summary: The Rocky Horror Picture Show Experience
"You want me to watch what?"
"The Rocky Horror Picture Show. You gotta know what that is."
"Of course I know, Clark. I acted in the floor show. The question is, how do *you* know about it?"
"Chloe. It's like her all-time favorite movies."
"Is there something I should know about Chloe?"
"Floor show?"
"Yes, Floor show. And no, I'm not explaining."
"You're mean to me, Lex."
"This from the boy who teased me with a Pop-Rock laden blow job last night."
"Which you enjoyed, once all the popping stopped and I could suck you properly."
"Until I met you, Clark, I never realized there was a proper way to suck cock.
"Let's leave sucking cock until after the movie, okay? And let's get back to the floor show."
"The floor show. In an empty house? I don't think so, not even for you. And no. The puppy eyes aren't working."
"Okay, fine. Sooo..."
"So?"
"So Frank-N-Furter's gay?"
"I'm not discussing a fictional character's sexual preferences with you."
"But Lex!"
"If you can't figure out what he is by watching the movie, I'm not going to tell you."
"I think he's like you."
"Like me?"
"Omnisexual."
"That really turned you on, didn't it, Clark?"
"Especially that little trick you do with the pool cue."
"Clark, do you notice that every conversation we have eventually turns back to sex?"
"Well, why wouldn't it?"
"Because I'm not a hormally crazed horny alien teenager and I'm supposed to have some sort of self control?"
"Self control is highly overrated, Lex. I'm like Frank. Alien, loves guys, loves sex... my hair's not quite so frizzy but you haven't seen me on a day with bad humidity."
"And that right there is enough to flip the libido *off.*"
"Leeeeeeeeeeex!"
The End