Title: Trivial 7: There Can Be Only One
Author: Kel
Rating: PG for innuendo
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Archive: Knock yourself out
Summary: Clark, Lex, Immortality
Notes: Ghini, Amy and KC, you guys are the wind beneath my wings.
Trivial 7: There Can Be Only One
"There Can Be Only One."
"Only one what?"
"Immortal."
"Not Highlander again, Lex!!"
"What? I thought you liked that show."
"I do, just not as much as your inner geek."
"I thought we were giving my inner geek a rest before I made the Trojan jokes. Do you want to hear the Trojan jokes?"
"No! No Trojan jokes!"
"You know, I always did wonder where they hid their swords."
"Yeah, I kinda wondered that too. Though he *did* have that long black coat."
"Clark, how many times do you see MacLeod--and Methos for that matter--in nothing but a sweater and jeans? Where's the sword then? Because I'll tell you, they're kinkier than I am if it's still in their pants. I didn't think cut off things grew back."
"LEX! *So* didn't need that image!"
"For an alien, you're a huge wuss."
"Let's get back to the whole 'There Can Be Only One' thing. Which One are they talking about?"
"Macleod, of course."
"Yeah, but which one. There were two MacLeods. Duncan and Connor."
"Connor, of course. He's the best and really only MacLeod. They just killed him off and gave his Quickening to Duncan so that the series would win in the Highlander world. If you ask me, 'There Can Be Only One' means only one Immortal couple that share the same Quickening or something."
"You're not talking that whole Duncan/Methos thing again, are you? And you thought *I* was obsessed with sex!"
"Clark, come on. They were the World's Gayest Immortals."
"I'm not hearing this, Lex. MacLeod was *married.*"
"And Methos did... whatever it was he did to Cassandra. Just because you like women doesn't mean that you can't love men too. Or if that's true... I know of quite a few people, us included, who are breaking that little unwritten law."
"Well, yeah. But you're you. And I'm an alien. We're allowed to be odd."
"Odd? Are you calling me odd, farmboy?"
"I'm calling you eccentric."
"I am neither odd nor eccentric."
"Just omnisexual."
"You really like that idea don't you? I've got this trick with a pool cue I should show you some time... it's actually how I learned to make a shot."
"Can we start the pool lessons now?"
"Highlander's on." *pause* "I do have the DVDs, you know."
"Okay. So, how do you make a shot?"
"Well... first you have to take your clothes off..."
The End
Author: Kel
Rating: PG for innuendo
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Archive: Knock yourself out
Summary: Clark, Lex, Immortality
Notes: Ghini, Amy and KC, you guys are the wind beneath my wings.
Trivial 7: There Can Be Only One
"There Can Be Only One."
"Only one what?"
"Immortal."
"Not Highlander again, Lex!!"
"What? I thought you liked that show."
"I do, just not as much as your inner geek."
"I thought we were giving my inner geek a rest before I made the Trojan jokes. Do you want to hear the Trojan jokes?"
"No! No Trojan jokes!"
"You know, I always did wonder where they hid their swords."
"Yeah, I kinda wondered that too. Though he *did* have that long black coat."
"Clark, how many times do you see MacLeod--and Methos for that matter--in nothing but a sweater and jeans? Where's the sword then? Because I'll tell you, they're kinkier than I am if it's still in their pants. I didn't think cut off things grew back."
"LEX! *So* didn't need that image!"
"For an alien, you're a huge wuss."
"Let's get back to the whole 'There Can Be Only One' thing. Which One are they talking about?"
"Macleod, of course."
"Yeah, but which one. There were two MacLeods. Duncan and Connor."
"Connor, of course. He's the best and really only MacLeod. They just killed him off and gave his Quickening to Duncan so that the series would win in the Highlander world. If you ask me, 'There Can Be Only One' means only one Immortal couple that share the same Quickening or something."
"You're not talking that whole Duncan/Methos thing again, are you? And you thought *I* was obsessed with sex!"
"Clark, come on. They were the World's Gayest Immortals."
"I'm not hearing this, Lex. MacLeod was *married.*"
"And Methos did... whatever it was he did to Cassandra. Just because you like women doesn't mean that you can't love men too. Or if that's true... I know of quite a few people, us included, who are breaking that little unwritten law."
"Well, yeah. But you're you. And I'm an alien. We're allowed to be odd."
"Odd? Are you calling me odd, farmboy?"
"I'm calling you eccentric."
"I am neither odd nor eccentric."
"Just omnisexual."
"You really like that idea don't you? I've got this trick with a pool cue I should show you some time... it's actually how I learned to make a shot."
"Can we start the pool lessons now?"
"Highlander's on." *pause* "I do have the DVDs, you know."
"Okay. So, how do you make a shot?"
"Well... first you have to take your clothes off..."
The End