A large rose-tree stood near the entrance of the garden: the roses growing
on it were white, but there were three gardeners at it, busily painting
them red. Sasami thought this a very curious thing, and she went nearer to
watch them, and just as she came up to them she heard one of them say,
`Look out now, Five! Don't go splashing paint over me like that!'
`I couldn't help it,' said Five, in a sulky tone; `Seven jogged my elbow.'
On which Seven looked up and said, `That's right, Five! Always lay the
blame on others!'
`YOU'D better not talk!'said Five. `I heard the Queen say only yesterday
you deserved to be beheaded!'
`What for?' said the one who had spoken first.
`That's none of YOUR business, Two!' said Seven.
`Yes, it IS his business!' said Five, `and I'll tell him--it was for
bringing the cook tulip-roots instead of onions.'
Seven flung down his brush, and had just begun `Well, of all the unjust
things--' when his eye chanced to fall upon Sasami, as she stood watching
them, and he checked himself suddenly: the others looked round also, and
all of them bowed low.
`Would you tell me,' said Sasami, a little timidly, `why you are painting
those roses?'
Five and Seven said nothing, but looked at Two. Two began in a low voice,
`Why the fact is, you see, Miss, this here ought to have been a RED rose-
tree, and we put a white one in by mistake; and if the Queen was to find it
out, we should all have our heads cut off, you know. So you see, Miss,
we're doing our best, afore she comes, to--' At this moment Five, who had
been anxiously looking across the garden, called out `The Queen! The
Queen!' and the three gardeners instantly threw themselves flat upon their
faces. There was a sound of many footsteps, and Sasami looked round, eager
to see Queen Ayeka.
First came ten soldiers carrying clubs; these were all shaped like the
three gardeners, oblong and flat, with their hands and feet at the corners:
next the ten courtiers; these were ornamented all over with diamonds, and
walked two and two, as the soldiers did. After these came the royal
children; there were ten of them, and the little dears came jumping merrily
along hand in hand, in couples: they were all ornamented with hearts. Next
came the guests, mostly Kings and Queens, and among them Sasami recognised
the Ivory Cabbit: it was talking in a hurried nervous manner, smiling at
everything that was said, and went by without noticing her. Then followed
the Knave of Hearts, carrying the King's crown on a crimson velvet cushion;
and, last of all this grand procession, came THE KING AND QUEEN OF HEARTS.
Sasami was rather doubtful whether she ought not to lie down on her face
like the three gardeners, but she could not remember every having heard of
such a rule at processions; `and besides, what would be the use of a
procession,' thought she, `if people had all to lie down upon their faces,
so that they couldn't see it?' So she stood still where she was, and
waited.
When the procession came opposite to Sasami, they all stopped and looked at
her, and Queen Ayeka said severely `Who is this?' She said it to the Knave
of Hearts, who only bowed and smiled in reply.
`Idiot!' said the Queen, tossing her head impatiently; and, turning to
Sasami, she went on, `What's your name, child?'
`My name is Sasami, so please your Majesty,' said Sasami very politely; but
she added, to herself, `Why, they're only a pack of cards, after all. I
needn't be afraid of them!'
`And who are THESE?' said Queen Ayeka, pointing to the three gardeners who
were lying round the rosetree; for, you see, as they were lying on their
faces, and the pattern on their backs was the same as the rest of the pack,
she could not tell whether they were gardeners, or soldiers, or courtiers,
or three of her own children.
`How should I know?' said Sasami, surprised at her own courage. `It's no
business of MINE.'
The Queen turned crimson with fury, and, after glaring at her for a moment
like a wild beast, screamed `Off with her head! Off--'
`Nonsense!' said Sasami, very loudly and decidedly, and Queen Ayeka was
silent.
The King laid his hand upon her arm, and timidly said `Consider, my dear:
she is only a child!'
The Queen turned angrily away from him, and said to the Knave `Turn them
over!'
The Knave did so, very carefully, with one foot.
`Get up!' said Queen Ayeka, in a shrill, loud voice, and the three
gardeners instantly jumped up, and began bowing to the King, the Queen, the
royal children, and everybody else.
`Leave off that!' screamed Queen Ayeka. `You make me giddy.' And then,
turning to the rose-tree, she went on, `What HAVE you been doing here?'
`May it please your Majesty,' said Two, in a very humble tone, going down
on one knee as he spoke, `we were trying--'
`I see!' said the Queen, who had meanwhile been examining the roses. `Off
with their heads!' and the procession moved on, three of the soldiers
remaining behind to execute the unfortunate gardeners, who ran to Sasami
for protection.
`You shan't be beheaded!' said Sasami, and she put them into a large flower-
pot that stood near. The three soldiers wandered about for a minute or two,
looking for them, and then quietly marched off after the others.
`Are their heads off?' shouted Queen Ayeka.
`Their heads are gone, if it please your Majesty!' the soldiers shouted in
reply.
`That's right!' shouted the Queen. `Can you play croquet?'
The soldiers were silent, and looked at Sasami, as the question was
evidently meant for her.
`Yes!' shouted Sasami.
`Come on, then!' roared Queen Ayeka, and Sasami joined the procession,
wondering very much what would happen next.
`It's--it's a very fine day!' said a timid voice at her side. She was
walking by the Ivory Cabbit, who was peeping anxiously into her face.
`Very,' said Sasami: `--where's the Duchess?'
`Hush! Hush!' said the Rabbit in a low, hurried tone. He looked anxiously
over his shoulder as he spoke, and then raised himself upon tiptoe, put his
mouth close to her ear, and whispered `She's under sentence of execution.'
`What for?' said Sasami.
`Did you say "What a pity!"?' the Rabbit asked.
`No, I didn't,' said Sasami: `I don't think it's at all a pity. I said
"What for?"'
`She boxed the Queen's ears--' the Rabbit began. Sasami gave a little
scream of laughter. `Oh, hush!' the Rabbit whispered in a frightened tone.
`Queen Ayeka will hear you! You see, she came rather late, and the Queen
said--'
`Get to your places!' shouted Queen Ayeka in a voice of thunder, and people
began running about in all directions, tumbling up against each other;
however, they got settled down in a minute or two, and the game began.
Sasami thought she had never seen such a curious croquet-ground in her
life; it was all ridges and furrows; the balls were live hedgehogs, the
mallets live flamingoes, and the soldiers had to double themselves up and
to stand on their hands and feet, to make the arches.
The chief difficulty Sasami found at first was in managing her flamingo:
she succeeded in getting its body tucked away, comfortably enough, under
her arm, with its legs hanging down, but generally, just as she had got its
neck nicely straightened out, and was going to give the hedgehog a blow
with its head, it WOULD twist itself round and look up in her face, with
such a puzzled expression that she could not help bursting out laughing:
and when she had got its head down, and was going to begin again, it was
very provoking to find that the hedgehog had unrolled itself, and was in
the act of crawling away: besides all this, there was generally a ridge or
furrow in the way wherever she wanted to send the hedgehog to, and, as the
doubled-up soldiers were always getting up and walking off to other parts
of the ground, Sasami soon came to the conclusion that it was a very
difficult game indeed.
The players all played at once without waiting for turns, quarrelling all
the while, and fighting for the hedgehogs; and in a very short time the
Queen was in a furious passion, and went stamping about, and shouting `Off
with his head!' or `Off with her head!' about once in a minute.
Sasami began to feel very uneasy: to be sure, she had not as yet had any
dispute with the Queen, but she knew that it might happen any minute, `and
then,' thought she, `what would become of me? They're dreadfully fond of
beheading people here; the great wonder is, that there's any one left
alive!'
She was looking about for some way of escape, and wondering whether she
could get away without being seen, when she noticed a curious appearance in
the air: it puzzled her very much at first, but, after watching it a minute
or two, she made it out to be a grin, and she said to herself `It's the
Cheshire Cat: now I shall have somebody to talk to.'
`How are you getting on?' said Ryoko, as soon as there was mouth enough for
it to speak with.
Sasami waited till the eyes appeared, and then nodded. `It's no use
speaking to it,' she thought, `till its ears have come, or at least one of
them.' In another minute the whole head appeared, and then Sasami put down
her flamingo, and began an account of the game, feeling very glad she had
someone to listen to her. The Cat seemed to think that there was enough of
it now in sight, and no more of it appeared.
`I don't think they play at all fairly,' Sasami began, in rather a
complaining tone,' and they all quarrel so dreadfully one can't hear
oneself speak--and they don't seem to have any rules in particular; at
least, if there are, nobody attends to them--and you've no idea how
confusing it is all the things being alive; for instance, there's the arch
I've got to go through next walking about at the other end of the ground--
and I should have croqueted Queen Ayeka's hedgehog just now, only it ran
away when it saw mine coming?'
`How do you like the Queen?' said Ryoko in a low voice.
`Not at all,' said Sasami: `she's so extremely--' Just then she noticed
that the Queen was close behind her, listening: so she went on, `--likely
to win, that it's hardly worth while finishing the game.'
Queen Ayeka smiled and passed on.
`Who ARE you talking to?' said the King, going up to Sasami, and looking at
the Cat's head with great curiosity.
`It's a friend of mine--a Cheshire Cat,' said Sasami: `allow me to
introduce it.'
`I don't like the look of it at all,' said the King: `however, it may kiss
my hand if it likes.'
`I'd rather not,' Ryoko remarked.
`Don't be impertinent,' said the King, `and don't look at me like that!' He
got behind Sasami as he spoke.
`A cat may look at a king,' said Sasami. `I've read that in some book, but
I don't remember where.'
`Well, it must be removed,' said the King very decidedly, and he called the
Queen, who was passing at the moment, `My dear! I wish you would have this
cat removed!'
Queen Ayeka had only one way of settling all difficulties, great or small.
`Off with his head!' she said, without even looking round.
`I'll fetch the executioner myself,' said the King eagerly, and he hurried
off.
Sasami thought she might as well go back, and see how the game was going
on, as she heard Lady Ayeka's voice in the distance, screaming with
passion. She had already heard her sentence three of the players to be
executed for having missed their turns, and she did not like the look of
things at all, as the game was in such confusion that she never knew
whether it was her turn or not. So she went in search of her hedgehog.
The hedgehog was engaged in a fight with another hedgehog, which seemed to
Sasami an excellent opportunity for croqueting one of them with the other:
the only difficulty was, that her flamingo was gone across to the other
side of the garden, where Sasami could see it trying in a helpless sort of
way to fly up into a tree.
By the time she had caught the flamingo and brought it back, the fight was
over, and both the hedgehogs were out of sight: `but it doesn't matter
much,' thought Sasami, `as all the arches are gone from the side of the
ground.' So she tucked it away under her arm, that it might not escape
again, and went back for a little more conversation with her friend.
When she got back to the Cheshire Cat, she was surprised to find quite a
large crowd collected round it: there was a dispute going on between the
executioner, the King, and the Queen, who were all talking at once, while
all the rest were quite silent, and looked very uncomfortable.
The moment Sasami appeared, she was appealed to by all three to settle the
question, and they repeated their arguments to her, though, as they all
spoke at once, she found it very hard indeed to make out exactly what they
said.
The executioner's argument was, that you couldn't cut off a head unless
there was a body to cut it off from: that he had never had to do such a
thing before, and he wasn't going to begin at HIS time of life.
The King's argument was, that anything that had a head could be beheaded,
and that you weren't to talk nonsense.
Queen Ayeka's argument was, that if something wasn't done about it in less
than no time she'd have everybody executed, all round. (It was this last
remark that had made the whole party look so grave and anxious.)
Sasami could think of nothing else to say but `It belongs to the Duchess:
you'd better ask HER about it.'
`She's in prison,' Queen Ayeka said to the executioner: `fetch her here.'
And the executioner went off like an arrow.
Ryoko's head began fading away the moment he was gone, and, by the time he
had disappeared; so the King and the executioner ran wildly up and down
looking for it, while the rest of the party went back to the game.
