I live on lame moments! ^_^ Anyhoo, thanks again for reviewing! (I never said it would be long, Cyd! * sticks her tongue out *) Sorry this took so long, I was just never in the mood to write, and when I was I was interrupted by folks on IM!! Oh well, here we go!
Chapter 7
Hunting Cupid
"12 cats, 3 mice, and a rat." Ron stated, slapping some pieces of scrap parchment on the coffee table that I feel should be in the common room.
"Really? I only questioned 4 cats." Harry stated "One glared at me though, I guess you might have got to 'em already, and one was McGonigal."
"I inquired 7 cats and a first year."
Ron and Harry stared at her.
"What!? He was small and hairy!"
"Whatever you say, Hermione, whatever you say!"
Hermione stood in indignant silence before saying, "Well, none of this is getting us anywhere!"
"You're the one who said to look for small furry things!" Ron insisted.
"WHAT ELSE COULD WE HAVE DONE!?!?!" Hermione asked him.
"Maybe tell Ginny what's going on?" Harry asked thoughfully.
Hermione and Ron looked at him for a moment before bursting out in laughter.
"Oh, COME ON, Harry! Puh-lease! Like she would believe us? Don't you watch soap operas?" Hermione said, trying to hold in her laughter.
Ron imitated Ginny, "I know you guys don't like Draco, but I never thought you'd stoop so low just to tear us apart!"
Hermione leaned on him for support, she was laughing so hard.
Eventually, they fell over and passed out, as people are prone to do when they laugh so hard for so long.
Harry practically had steam coming out of his ears. Just then Ginny came in.
"I'll show them…" He muttered. "Hey, Ginny! We found out why you like Malfoy!"
"Oh really?" Ginny replied casually, hoping he had a real answer instead of sarcasm.
"It's because some little furry thing is making both of you drink love potions!" He waited for her reaction.
Ginny's expression darkened. "I know you guys don't like Draco, But I never thought you'd stoop so low just to tear us apart!" She stomped off to her dormatory without another word.
Harry gaped after her, before passing out as well. His last thoughts before he fell on Ron and Hermione were, Wow. Ron does a really good impression of Ginny!
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Harry awoke to the sound of a very hysterical Colin Creevy. Hysterical with laughter that is. He was standing on the back of the couch, jumping up and down and holding up what seemed to be a photograph. Ron and Hermione were making grabs for it, but their efforts were in vain.
He stood up and walked behind the couch, grabbing the picture from Colin, since he was too preocupied with Hermione and Ron.
"What's this?" He wondered alloud and stared at the picture.
It showed a less than flattering image of Ron, Hermione, and him passed out on the floor. Ron and Hermione appeared to be giggling in their sleep while Harry's tongue was sticking out.
It would be very amusing, if only he wasn't in it. He was especially disgusted as he watched his tongue slowly slide to the other side of his mouth.
Hermione grabbed it out of his hand and winced when she saw herself. Then she saw something she didn't entirely understand, but Ron snatched the photo away, preparing to tear it up.
"NO!" Colin, Hermione, and Harry screamed at the same time. Colin, since he liked the picture, Hermione because of what she saw, and Harry out of peer pressure.
((And you think you've had lame moments!))
Hermione grabbed it back and jabbed her finger at the edge of the photograph. There, was the tip of what would appear to be a tail, a furry tail.
"Gentlemen," Hermione said, throwing her arms around Harry and Ron. "I think we've found our cupid!"
Colin finally fell off the couch.
Ron took a picture.
END OF CHAPTER SEVEN
Wow, what a lot of pointless humor! I didn't even plan any of that, I'm just trying to stretch this fic out as long as possible… and what's funny about that is… I have no idea how I'm going to end it! ^_^ I think I had a plan, but then this turned out so different than I originally thought… well… I'm sure I'll think of something! In the mean time, you get to read a bunch of chapters full of pointless humor, like this! ^_^ Anyhoo, I'm going to bed now. NIGHTY NIGHT! ^_^
