Title: Trivial 12: Fatherly Discourse
Author: Kel
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Rating: PG
Summary: Lionel, Lex, Big Mouth Billy Bass

Notes: KC & Ghini. Again. Blame them, not me.

"Lex! Playing around again, I see. Pretending to be a business mogul."

"Hello, Dad. Nice to see you. What's the occasion?"

"I just got the quarterly numbers--"

*Take me to the river... down into the water...*

"Lex... what in the... name of God is that?"

"Oh, this? Dad, meet Billy. Billy, this is Dad."

"Billy? What is this nonsense, Lex?"

"This is my new office decoration. I'm going to hang it behind my desk. I find the music rather... amusing, when played in the right places."

"You are not going to hang that fish in this office, son."

"Watch me, Dad. This is my office, and this is a gift from my friend Clark."

"That boy has clouded your mind, Lex. Have you taken leave of your senses, hanging an atrocity like that--"

*Take me to the river...*

"Sorry, Dad. I couldn't hear you over Billy's singing."

"Lex, I demand you take that thing down this--"

*Take me to the river...*

"Alexander!"

"Did you say something, Dad?"

The End