Title: Trivial 13: From Mass Media to Bizzare Idioms
Author: Kel
Rating: Um... probably back to R for the language and such
Pairing: Clark/Lex, and a little naked Spike thrown in for fun
Summary: In Which Clark Learns To Take Lex Literally
Notes: For amy who *hearts* Jealous!Lex, for Kitura who originated fuck me running, and for the rest of the Sunshine Gang who is plotting out how Naked!Spike leads to Jealous!Lex.
"They're singing."
"Of course they're singing. It's a musical."
"A musical. About vampires."
"Yes."
"Remind me again why I'm watching this?"
"Because I asked you to."
"And remind me why I said yes?"
"Because you love me."
"Yes, I do. But that should save me from this, not subject me to it."
"Just shut up and watch. You'll enjoy it."
"How much is Spike in this episode?"
"He's a fairly main character, Lex. He's always going to be in the show."
"Does he sing?"
"Of course! He's got the best song on the entire show!"
"Ah. I should have known. Excuse me."
"Lex..."
"Ow! Goddammit and fuck me running I hate this show!"
"Can I really?"
"Can you *what?*"
"Fuck you running."
"Oh, piss off."
"Better to be pissed off than pissed on."
"Why Clark, I didn't know you were into water sports."
"Kiss my ass, Lex."
"Bend over."
"Fuck you."
"Does that mean you want me to bend over instead?"
"How about bite me?"
"Any preference as to where?"
"Actually yeah. I think the saying is, 'bite my ass'."
"Back to your ass... do you have some sort of anal fixation that I should know about?"
"I got your anal fixation *right* here."
"You know, that really needs to be lubed before it can go where you're thinking, Clark."
"Oh, just shut up and blow me."
"Gladly."
"Lex!"
The End
Author: Kel
Rating: Um... probably back to R for the language and such
Pairing: Clark/Lex, and a little naked Spike thrown in for fun
Summary: In Which Clark Learns To Take Lex Literally
Notes: For amy who *hearts* Jealous!Lex, for Kitura who originated fuck me running, and for the rest of the Sunshine Gang who is plotting out how Naked!Spike leads to Jealous!Lex.
"They're singing."
"Of course they're singing. It's a musical."
"A musical. About vampires."
"Yes."
"Remind me again why I'm watching this?"
"Because I asked you to."
"And remind me why I said yes?"
"Because you love me."
"Yes, I do. But that should save me from this, not subject me to it."
"Just shut up and watch. You'll enjoy it."
"How much is Spike in this episode?"
"He's a fairly main character, Lex. He's always going to be in the show."
"Does he sing?"
"Of course! He's got the best song on the entire show!"
"Ah. I should have known. Excuse me."
"Lex..."
"Ow! Goddammit and fuck me running I hate this show!"
"Can I really?"
"Can you *what?*"
"Fuck you running."
"Oh, piss off."
"Better to be pissed off than pissed on."
"Why Clark, I didn't know you were into water sports."
"Kiss my ass, Lex."
"Bend over."
"Fuck you."
"Does that mean you want me to bend over instead?"
"How about bite me?"
"Any preference as to where?"
"Actually yeah. I think the saying is, 'bite my ass'."
"Back to your ass... do you have some sort of anal fixation that I should know about?"
"I got your anal fixation *right* here."
"You know, that really needs to be lubed before it can go where you're thinking, Clark."
"Oh, just shut up and blow me."
"Gladly."
"Lex!"
The End