Title: Trivial 17: Good 'Ol Boys
Author: Kel
Pairing: Lex/Clark
Rating: PG-13ish
Archive: Knock yourself out
Summary: In Which Lex And Clark Discover Dukes of Hazzard
"Clark, what is that God-awful music you're humming along to?"
"Good 'Ol Boys by Waylon Jennings."
"Dear God, Clark."
"What?
"What? My dad listens to this song all the time."
"Why doesn't this surprise me?"
"I don't get it. What's wrong with Waylon Jennings."
"Nothing is wrong with Waylon Jennings. I'm sure there's one of his CDs laying around this mausoleum, though it would certainly not be my first choice. However, do you *realize* what show that song comes from?"
"Well, yeah. Duh. Dukes of Hazzard. They *are* the good 'ol boys in the song."
"Right. And do you realize how impossibly *bad* that show is?"
"Dad likes it."
"If your father jumped off the barn roof, would you jump with him?"
"Are you saying I have no taste?"
"No, you taste rather good. I am saying that this show is impossibly, unbelievably, and intolerably *bad.*"
"It's not that bad."
"Clark, a *car* is one of the main characters."
"Yes, the General Lee."
"If you start spouting off the stats of the car, I will seriously leave you."
"1969 Dodge Charger chassis with a 426 Hemi and dual--"
"CLARK. Please."
"What?"
"You're shattering my illusions here. I never thought you were a redneck."
"You can take the boy out of the farm--"
"But not the farm out of the boy. Yes, so I've heard."
"Lex, sit down and watch it. You're the one into twincest, right? Okay. Check out Bo and Luke Duke."
"Clark, I am incapable of considering Bo Duke for anything sexual because that is *disturbingly* close to picturing your father, and that is a road I really, really, *really* do not wish to go down."
"Eewwww!!!! Gross!!!! And okay. I totally get the whole Satan thing from a few days ago. No fucking way! That's my dad, and that's just... no way. God! Lex! I'm going to kick your ass! That's just... God! Now I can't read!"
"Read?"
"Yes!! There was a whole bunch of stories I had bookmarked for Bo/Luke and now it's my Dad and just ICK!!!!"
"You're... reading. Pornography?"
"Well, I *was* until you put that image in my head!! Eww!!"
"Clark, I am going to have to monitor your internet time. You seem to finding the most interesting sites."
"Oh, just bite me!!"
*chomp*
End
Author: Kel
Pairing: Lex/Clark
Rating: PG-13ish
Archive: Knock yourself out
Summary: In Which Lex And Clark Discover Dukes of Hazzard
"Clark, what is that God-awful music you're humming along to?"
"Good 'Ol Boys by Waylon Jennings."
"Dear God, Clark."
"What?
"What? My dad listens to this song all the time."
"Why doesn't this surprise me?"
"I don't get it. What's wrong with Waylon Jennings."
"Nothing is wrong with Waylon Jennings. I'm sure there's one of his CDs laying around this mausoleum, though it would certainly not be my first choice. However, do you *realize* what show that song comes from?"
"Well, yeah. Duh. Dukes of Hazzard. They *are* the good 'ol boys in the song."
"Right. And do you realize how impossibly *bad* that show is?"
"Dad likes it."
"If your father jumped off the barn roof, would you jump with him?"
"Are you saying I have no taste?"
"No, you taste rather good. I am saying that this show is impossibly, unbelievably, and intolerably *bad.*"
"It's not that bad."
"Clark, a *car* is one of the main characters."
"Yes, the General Lee."
"If you start spouting off the stats of the car, I will seriously leave you."
"1969 Dodge Charger chassis with a 426 Hemi and dual--"
"CLARK. Please."
"What?"
"You're shattering my illusions here. I never thought you were a redneck."
"You can take the boy out of the farm--"
"But not the farm out of the boy. Yes, so I've heard."
"Lex, sit down and watch it. You're the one into twincest, right? Okay. Check out Bo and Luke Duke."
"Clark, I am incapable of considering Bo Duke for anything sexual because that is *disturbingly* close to picturing your father, and that is a road I really, really, *really* do not wish to go down."
"Eewwww!!!! Gross!!!! And okay. I totally get the whole Satan thing from a few days ago. No fucking way! That's my dad, and that's just... no way. God! Lex! I'm going to kick your ass! That's just... God! Now I can't read!"
"Read?"
"Yes!! There was a whole bunch of stories I had bookmarked for Bo/Luke and now it's my Dad and just ICK!!!!"
"You're... reading. Pornography?"
"Well, I *was* until you put that image in my head!! Eww!!"
"Clark, I am going to have to monitor your internet time. You seem to finding the most interesting sites."
"Oh, just bite me!!"
*chomp*
End