Title: Trivial 18: Dating Game
Author: Kel
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Rating: PG
Summary: In Which Clark Tells Chloe About His Relationship With Lex.
Archive: Knock yourself out
Amy, KC, Ghini. Wind Beneath My Wings time again. Totally.
"Okay, Clark. You and me... you and me have got to talk."
"Hi Chloe. Nice to see you too. My day was fine, thanks for asking."
"Yeah, yeah, right. Fine, hi, how are you, great, me too, thanks. Okay. Bullshit out of the way."
"And what bug is up your ass today, Chloe?"
"I have got to know, Clark."
"Got to know *what?*"
"Are you *totally* clueless?"
"Apparently, because I have no idea what you're talking about."
*smack* "Matchmaking, you twitsky!"
"Matchmaking?"
*smack* "Yes, matchmaking!"
"Will you stop smacking me please??"
"Only if you quit being so obtuse!"
"Obtuse about what?"
*smack* "Clark Kent, if you don't..."
"Yes, Chloe."
"Yes?"
"Yes."
"It worked?"
"Totally."
"Really?"
"What, do you need videos?"
"Yes. No! I mean, wow!"
"Kinky, Chloe."
"Clark, if you repeat that, I swear to God..."
"Relax."
"What did it?"
"Hmmm?"
"What worked?"
"What?"
*smack* "Was it the pop rocks? The Rocky Horror Picture Show?"
"Um... actually we were together before all that."
*smack* "WHAT!" *smack smack smack smack smack* "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T TELL ME!"
"Ow! Stop that! It's not like we're exactly advertising it!"
*smack* "You let me waste all that time trying to get the two of you together and you're already together??" *smack*
"You're--ow!! You're cute when you're matchmaking!"
*smack* "Cute??? CUTE??? That's your excuse??? Cute???" *smack*
"Stop smacking me!"
"I should call Pete over here for this."
"Oh no. I am so *not* ready to have this conversation with Pete."
*smack* "So what are you going to do to make it up to me, Clark?"
"Um... work overtime at the Torch?"
"Not even close."
"Well, what do you want?"
"Okay. I want an *exclusive* interview with Lex, and I want real meat, not that crap he shovels out any other time."
"You'll have to take that up with him, Chloe."
"Okay. Fine. Jesus! I'll talk to Lex, but you have SWEAR that you're not going to out me and him in this interview."
"Okay! Done! Thank you!"
"Chloe... I am going to have to hurt you."
"Oh, yeah, right, Smallville's Resident Puffball is going to hurt me. Oooh, I'm so scared."
*tickle*
End
Author: Kel
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Rating: PG
Summary: In Which Clark Tells Chloe About His Relationship With Lex.
Archive: Knock yourself out
Amy, KC, Ghini. Wind Beneath My Wings time again. Totally.
"Okay, Clark. You and me... you and me have got to talk."
"Hi Chloe. Nice to see you too. My day was fine, thanks for asking."
"Yeah, yeah, right. Fine, hi, how are you, great, me too, thanks. Okay. Bullshit out of the way."
"And what bug is up your ass today, Chloe?"
"I have got to know, Clark."
"Got to know *what?*"
"Are you *totally* clueless?"
"Apparently, because I have no idea what you're talking about."
*smack* "Matchmaking, you twitsky!"
"Matchmaking?"
*smack* "Yes, matchmaking!"
"Will you stop smacking me please??"
"Only if you quit being so obtuse!"
"Obtuse about what?"
*smack* "Clark Kent, if you don't..."
"Yes, Chloe."
"Yes?"
"Yes."
"It worked?"
"Totally."
"Really?"
"What, do you need videos?"
"Yes. No! I mean, wow!"
"Kinky, Chloe."
"Clark, if you repeat that, I swear to God..."
"Relax."
"What did it?"
"Hmmm?"
"What worked?"
"What?"
*smack* "Was it the pop rocks? The Rocky Horror Picture Show?"
"Um... actually we were together before all that."
*smack* "WHAT!" *smack smack smack smack smack* "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T TELL ME!"
"Ow! Stop that! It's not like we're exactly advertising it!"
*smack* "You let me waste all that time trying to get the two of you together and you're already together??" *smack*
"You're--ow!! You're cute when you're matchmaking!"
*smack* "Cute??? CUTE??? That's your excuse??? Cute???" *smack*
"Stop smacking me!"
"I should call Pete over here for this."
"Oh no. I am so *not* ready to have this conversation with Pete."
*smack* "So what are you going to do to make it up to me, Clark?"
"Um... work overtime at the Torch?"
"Not even close."
"Well, what do you want?"
"Okay. I want an *exclusive* interview with Lex, and I want real meat, not that crap he shovels out any other time."
"You'll have to take that up with him, Chloe."
"Okay. Fine. Jesus! I'll talk to Lex, but you have SWEAR that you're not going to out me and him in this interview."
"Okay! Done! Thank you!"
"Chloe... I am going to have to hurt you."
"Oh, yeah, right, Smallville's Resident Puffball is going to hurt me. Oooh, I'm so scared."
*tickle*
End