5.
Two weeks and six-thousand galleons later, Snape's desk had vanished beneath a nest of wires and assorted mysterious devices. Glumdunley gave him several books from the 'Wizards' series, including *Computers for Wizards*, *The Internet for Wizards* and *C++ for Wizards*. Apparently, the last would help him write a spell that would let the computer simulate new potions, without the explosion/hospitalization/two-month-recovery part.
As if he cared about bloody potions when his name was being tacked on to the basest pornography and pasted up on a world-encompassing forum.
The door barely shut behind the Muggle Studies master before Snape blasted it with a locking spell that would have impressed Mad-Eye Moody. He rushed to his lovely new machine, and punched in the long-memorized address.
Bliss.
There was a new chapter.
Snape had revealed Lupin to be Pettigrew, and graciously accepted Harry's tearful apology. They set out to rescue the real Lupin. It was still a WIP, and he was glad.
He discovered one of his favourite authors -- very talented girl -- had written a new story.
He discovered fanart.
He discovered dominance and submission.
He discovered that Harry begged prettily, and gave orders like a general.
He discovered a newfound enjoyment in masturbation, and a new star to rejuvenate old fantasies.
He discovered there wasn't nearly enough time to a day, and wondered what idiot had decided on a clock with merely twenty-four hours.
* * * * *
*Momus,
How do you set this blasted machine up for email?
Severus*
* * * * *
To: mglumdunley @ hogwarts.edu.uk
From: ssnape @ hogwarts.edu.uk
Re: chat not working
Momus,
I've downloaded the IRC client and set it up according to your instructions, and it's still not working. Is there a help page, or can you come down to the dungeons after tea? Thanks.
Severus
* * * * *
To: mglumdunley @ hogwarts.edu.uk
From: ssnape @ hogwarts.edu.uk
Re: wizarding servers?
Momus,
You won't believe how many ppl out there don't take galleons. What in Merlin's name is American Express, anyway? Must be some kind of train. Do you know any wizard-run ISPs? My website is getting too big for the free servers and they never give you enough bandwidth. ty
SS
_____
"I can teach you to bewitch the mind, and ensnare the senses..."
* * * * *
To: harry_luvs_snape @ yahoogroups.com
From: therealsevvie @ hotmail.com
Re: Re: cruciatus (was: Death Eater rituals)
pufflehuff_sue sbones @ mysteries.mom.gov.uk wrote:
and while it has been proven You-Know-Who did use the
cruciatus on his own followers, it isn't proof of coercion. I
suggest reading some of the published trial transcripts
before starting your story.
No proof of coercion? Having experienced the cruciatus on more than one occasion, I can say that the average wizard would avada kedavra his own mother to avoid feeling it again. If you doubt me, cast it on yourself. Be sure you have someone there to remove it, for you will be far too busy WRITHING IN SCREAMING AGONY.
And to Sev's Sugar Baby, the transcripts are a good place to start, although they have been heavily edited. I would be happy to beta the finished story for you, in the interests of factual accuracy.
RealSevvie
_____
"I can teach you to bewitch the mind, and ensnare the senses..."
* * * * *
To: mglumdunley @ hogwarts.edu.uk
From: ssnape @ hogwarts.edu.uk
Re: java
i know you said i could get by with html, but i'd like to add a search engine. can you rec any books on java? i saw one at amazon.uk.wiz, but it was written by that fletcher woman, and after seeing that article on wizcomp.net, i don't think she knows her arse from her keyboard.
ss
_____
"I can teach you to bewitch the mind, and ensnare the senses..."
* * * * *
To: salazarslovechilde @ yahoo.com
From: therealsevvie @ hotmail.com
Re: [harry_luvs_snape] Re: FIC: Slytherin's Secret Crush 4/?
Dear SL:
Your grammar is atrocious. Your characterization is not only unbelievable, but wildly inconsistent, and your fic is riddled with plot holes the size of a quidditch pitch.
It was also unbelievably hot. Please write more.
RealSevvie
_____
"I can teach you to bewitch the mind, and ensnare the senses..."
Visit my website: http://www.snapeunabridged.witchworks.com
Two weeks and six-thousand galleons later, Snape's desk had vanished beneath a nest of wires and assorted mysterious devices. Glumdunley gave him several books from the 'Wizards' series, including *Computers for Wizards*, *The Internet for Wizards* and *C++ for Wizards*. Apparently, the last would help him write a spell that would let the computer simulate new potions, without the explosion/hospitalization/two-month-recovery part.
As if he cared about bloody potions when his name was being tacked on to the basest pornography and pasted up on a world-encompassing forum.
The door barely shut behind the Muggle Studies master before Snape blasted it with a locking spell that would have impressed Mad-Eye Moody. He rushed to his lovely new machine, and punched in the long-memorized address.
Bliss.
There was a new chapter.
Snape had revealed Lupin to be Pettigrew, and graciously accepted Harry's tearful apology. They set out to rescue the real Lupin. It was still a WIP, and he was glad.
He discovered one of his favourite authors -- very talented girl -- had written a new story.
He discovered fanart.
He discovered dominance and submission.
He discovered that Harry begged prettily, and gave orders like a general.
He discovered a newfound enjoyment in masturbation, and a new star to rejuvenate old fantasies.
He discovered there wasn't nearly enough time to a day, and wondered what idiot had decided on a clock with merely twenty-four hours.
* * * * *
*Momus,
How do you set this blasted machine up for email?
Severus*
* * * * *
To: mglumdunley @ hogwarts.edu.uk
From: ssnape @ hogwarts.edu.uk
Re: chat not working
Momus,
I've downloaded the IRC client and set it up according to your instructions, and it's still not working. Is there a help page, or can you come down to the dungeons after tea? Thanks.
Severus
* * * * *
To: mglumdunley @ hogwarts.edu.uk
From: ssnape @ hogwarts.edu.uk
Re: wizarding servers?
Momus,
You won't believe how many ppl out there don't take galleons. What in Merlin's name is American Express, anyway? Must be some kind of train. Do you know any wizard-run ISPs? My website is getting too big for the free servers and they never give you enough bandwidth. ty
SS
_____
"I can teach you to bewitch the mind, and ensnare the senses..."
* * * * *
To: harry_luvs_snape @ yahoogroups.com
From: therealsevvie @ hotmail.com
Re: Re: cruciatus (was: Death Eater rituals)
pufflehuff_sue sbones @ mysteries.mom.gov.uk wrote:
and while it has been proven You-Know-Who did use the
cruciatus on his own followers, it isn't proof of coercion. I
suggest reading some of the published trial transcripts
before starting your story.
No proof of coercion? Having experienced the cruciatus on more than one occasion, I can say that the average wizard would avada kedavra his own mother to avoid feeling it again. If you doubt me, cast it on yourself. Be sure you have someone there to remove it, for you will be far too busy WRITHING IN SCREAMING AGONY.
And to Sev's Sugar Baby, the transcripts are a good place to start, although they have been heavily edited. I would be happy to beta the finished story for you, in the interests of factual accuracy.
RealSevvie
_____
"I can teach you to bewitch the mind, and ensnare the senses..."
* * * * *
To: mglumdunley @ hogwarts.edu.uk
From: ssnape @ hogwarts.edu.uk
Re: java
i know you said i could get by with html, but i'd like to add a search engine. can you rec any books on java? i saw one at amazon.uk.wiz, but it was written by that fletcher woman, and after seeing that article on wizcomp.net, i don't think she knows her arse from her keyboard.
ss
_____
"I can teach you to bewitch the mind, and ensnare the senses..."
* * * * *
To: salazarslovechilde @ yahoo.com
From: therealsevvie @ hotmail.com
Re: [harry_luvs_snape] Re: FIC: Slytherin's Secret Crush 4/?
Dear SL:
Your grammar is atrocious. Your characterization is not only unbelievable, but wildly inconsistent, and your fic is riddled with plot holes the size of a quidditch pitch.
It was also unbelievably hot. Please write more.
RealSevvie
_____
"I can teach you to bewitch the mind, and ensnare the senses..."
Visit my website: http://www.snapeunabridged.witchworks.com