Title: Trivial 21: Reward Your Curiosity
Author: Kel
Rating: PG
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Summary: In Which Clark, Lex and Chloe debate the three flavors of Coke; Cherry, Vanilla and Classic.
Archive: Knock Yourself Out http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=851654
Notes: Penemuel, you inspired this one. Drink. Read. Drink
"God, Lex, how can you be drinking that?"
"It's good. It's... imagine an ice cream float, only without the ice cream."
"Wow, Lex. I can't imagine you ever eating an ice cream float."
"Me either, cause... that's just totally NOT the Luthor image, you know?"
"All right, you two. I suppose you think I was weaned on scotch and Ty Nant?"
"Well, yeah, the thought had crossed my mind, especially the way you--"
"Clark, please. Not in front of Chloe. You don't want to shock her."
"Oh, bite me, Lex. I'll have you know I'm the one who taught Clark how to break through the Net Nanny software; I sincerely doubt there's anything the two of you do that could shock me."
"So that would explain how you found those websites."
"Websites? You're holding out on me, Clark."
"They're just some gay porn sites."
"Give already."
"Later, Chloe. Can we get back to the business at hand?"
"Business at hand? Clark, I didn't know you did exhibitions."
"CHLOE! Focus!"
"Right, right, sorry. And ewww!! Cherry???"
"Yes, cherry."
"God, you're both sick! Lex is drinking vanilla, you're drinking cherry, and they're both just ick! Plain, classic Coke. Good enough for anyone."
"Oh, I don't know, I think cherry can be quite... delicious on occasion."
"Yeah, well, vanilla has it's benefits too."
"Guys?"
"Cherry has the distinct advantage of being the first. Vanilla... is what everyone expects. Plain, boring... vanilla."
"No, no, that's not true. Vanilla is... smooth. Calm. Everybody knows it, everybody's comfortable with it, and it's not a risk. Cherry is new. Cherry is different from the old stuff."
"CLARK!! LEX!!"
"What?"
"Huh?"
"Do you guys like... discuss anything *other* than your sex life?"
"CHLOE!!"
"Get a life, Clark! You're sitting here spreading it out in front of me, and you think that I'm not catching this undercurrent here? I mean, please... guys... I love you both but... get a room."
"Chloe, wait! Where are you going?"
"I'm going to get a Coke. A plain, old-fashioned, non-sexual-metaphorically-flavored Classic Coke. Please, have this out of your systems and back in your pants when I get back!"
"Chloe?"
"Yes, Lex?"
"Don't you want to watch?"
"LEX!!"
"Good-BYE, Lex. I'll be back in half an hour."
"That should give us enough time."
"Time for what? Oh."
"Yes. Oh. Cherry or vanilla?"
"Cherry."
"My favorite."
End
Author: Kel
Rating: PG
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Summary: In Which Clark, Lex and Chloe debate the three flavors of Coke; Cherry, Vanilla and Classic.
Archive: Knock Yourself Out http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=851654
Notes: Penemuel, you inspired this one. Drink. Read. Drink
"God, Lex, how can you be drinking that?"
"It's good. It's... imagine an ice cream float, only without the ice cream."
"Wow, Lex. I can't imagine you ever eating an ice cream float."
"Me either, cause... that's just totally NOT the Luthor image, you know?"
"All right, you two. I suppose you think I was weaned on scotch and Ty Nant?"
"Well, yeah, the thought had crossed my mind, especially the way you--"
"Clark, please. Not in front of Chloe. You don't want to shock her."
"Oh, bite me, Lex. I'll have you know I'm the one who taught Clark how to break through the Net Nanny software; I sincerely doubt there's anything the two of you do that could shock me."
"So that would explain how you found those websites."
"Websites? You're holding out on me, Clark."
"They're just some gay porn sites."
"Give already."
"Later, Chloe. Can we get back to the business at hand?"
"Business at hand? Clark, I didn't know you did exhibitions."
"CHLOE! Focus!"
"Right, right, sorry. And ewww!! Cherry???"
"Yes, cherry."
"God, you're both sick! Lex is drinking vanilla, you're drinking cherry, and they're both just ick! Plain, classic Coke. Good enough for anyone."
"Oh, I don't know, I think cherry can be quite... delicious on occasion."
"Yeah, well, vanilla has it's benefits too."
"Guys?"
"Cherry has the distinct advantage of being the first. Vanilla... is what everyone expects. Plain, boring... vanilla."
"No, no, that's not true. Vanilla is... smooth. Calm. Everybody knows it, everybody's comfortable with it, and it's not a risk. Cherry is new. Cherry is different from the old stuff."
"CLARK!! LEX!!"
"What?"
"Huh?"
"Do you guys like... discuss anything *other* than your sex life?"
"CHLOE!!"
"Get a life, Clark! You're sitting here spreading it out in front of me, and you think that I'm not catching this undercurrent here? I mean, please... guys... I love you both but... get a room."
"Chloe, wait! Where are you going?"
"I'm going to get a Coke. A plain, old-fashioned, non-sexual-metaphorically-flavored Classic Coke. Please, have this out of your systems and back in your pants when I get back!"
"Chloe?"
"Yes, Lex?"
"Don't you want to watch?"
"LEX!!"
"Good-BYE, Lex. I'll be back in half an hour."
"That should give us enough time."
"Time for what? Oh."
"Yes. Oh. Cherry or vanilla?"
"Cherry."
"My favorite."
End