Title: Trivial 25: The Same Thing We Do Every Night
Author: Kel
Rating: PG
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Summary: In Which Clark Discovers That Lex Watches 'Pinky And The Brain'
Archive: Knock yourself out

Notes: For Amy, who knows what Troz is.

"Lex?"

"In here, Clark."

"Oh, okay. You're... watching cartoons."

"Ah, not *just* cartoons. Pinky and the Brain."

"Pinky and the Brain."

"Narf."

"Okay, that's scary."

"But where will we find burlap this time of night?"

"I always figured you for the Brain."

"Brain, Clark. Not *the* Brain."

"Well, excuse me all to hell."

"Now now, don't get pissy."

"Bite my ass."

"Maybe when the show goes off."

"Pinky and the Brain, Lex?"

"Two lab rats trying to take over the world. What's not to like?"

"Zort."

"Poit."

"Narf."

"Troz!"

"What is Troz?"

"Why, it's 'zort' in the mirror!" *giggle*

"Lex... did you... did you just... giggle?"

"Narf."

"So what are we going to do tonight, Brain?"

"The same thing we do every night, pinky..."

"Screw each other's brains out?"

"Precisely."

"Narf."

The End.