Title: Trivial Interlude: Muse Intervention
Author: Kel
Rating: Mostly PG
Pairing: Not one for this one
Summary: The Muses Intervene On My Addiction. Featuring Lex, Clark, Lionel, Whitney, and a guest appearance by Martha.
Archive: Knock yourself out
"She's done thirty of them so far."
"It's an addiction, Clark."
"Is it safe to be addicted to something like this?"
"Calm yourself, Whitney."
"Dad, stop being patronizing."
"Lex, chill out."
"Thank you, Whitney."
"Um, guys? Intervention?"
"Thank you, Clark."
"Okay, guys.... what do you want now? I do not have time for this game."
"This isn't a game, Kel. We're concerned about you and your addiction. We're intervening, and we'll get you the help you need."
"Addiction? Help? Rewind... what the fuck are you guys yapping about?"
*puts hand on Kel's shoulder* "It's okay to admit you have a problem."
"Whitney, move the hand or lose it." *jerk back* "Again... what are you yapping about?"
"You're addicted."
"News to me, big daddy."
"Kel, it's okay to admit it."
"Admit what?"
*another hand on shoulder* "That you're addicted to these insane Trivial stories."
*huge gape* "You guys... are intervening because of my addiction to these *stories???* And I thought I didn't have a life."
"Clark, take the keyboard. Whitney, take the diskettes. Dad, go hide the tapes. I'll stay with her through the withdrawal."
"Lex... I don't know what you think you're doing but if you ever have the hope of getting laid again in your lifetime, you're going to take your hands off me right now and give me my computer back."
"I'm sorry, Kel, but I can't do that."
"I hate to call in the big guns but.... MARTHA!!"
"Hey, sweetie. What's going on here, Clark?"
"Martha, they're stealing my computer. They're accusing me of being addicted to the Trivial series, and they're trying to intervene."
"Boys... put the computer back together. Lex... you did the right thing, bringing your concerns up, but you have to realize people have to want help before you can help them. Sweetie, of course you're addicted to these things. But it's a totally innocent addiction."
"See!!"
"That was a rotten trick, calling Mrs. Kent."
"Hey, it worked. Don't knock success."
"Now, Kel, Lex and the others were just worried about your sanity."
"Come on, Martha, we both know that I don't have any."
"Of course not, but you have to give them points for trying."
"Thank you, Martha."
"Behave now, and I'll bring you apple pie later."
"Kel, that was rotten bringing my mom into this."
"Like I said, whatever works."
"Kel--"
"Don't start, big daddy. I have work to do. Shoo, all of you."
"Um, Kel?"
"Yeah, Whit?"
"You really going to be okay?"
"Of course. Now go play, all of you. I have more Trivials to write."
End
Author: Kel
Rating: Mostly PG
Pairing: Not one for this one
Summary: The Muses Intervene On My Addiction. Featuring Lex, Clark, Lionel, Whitney, and a guest appearance by Martha.
Archive: Knock yourself out
"She's done thirty of them so far."
"It's an addiction, Clark."
"Is it safe to be addicted to something like this?"
"Calm yourself, Whitney."
"Dad, stop being patronizing."
"Lex, chill out."
"Thank you, Whitney."
"Um, guys? Intervention?"
"Thank you, Clark."
"Okay, guys.... what do you want now? I do not have time for this game."
"This isn't a game, Kel. We're concerned about you and your addiction. We're intervening, and we'll get you the help you need."
"Addiction? Help? Rewind... what the fuck are you guys yapping about?"
*puts hand on Kel's shoulder* "It's okay to admit you have a problem."
"Whitney, move the hand or lose it." *jerk back* "Again... what are you yapping about?"
"You're addicted."
"News to me, big daddy."
"Kel, it's okay to admit it."
"Admit what?"
*another hand on shoulder* "That you're addicted to these insane Trivial stories."
*huge gape* "You guys... are intervening because of my addiction to these *stories???* And I thought I didn't have a life."
"Clark, take the keyboard. Whitney, take the diskettes. Dad, go hide the tapes. I'll stay with her through the withdrawal."
"Lex... I don't know what you think you're doing but if you ever have the hope of getting laid again in your lifetime, you're going to take your hands off me right now and give me my computer back."
"I'm sorry, Kel, but I can't do that."
"I hate to call in the big guns but.... MARTHA!!"
"Hey, sweetie. What's going on here, Clark?"
"Martha, they're stealing my computer. They're accusing me of being addicted to the Trivial series, and they're trying to intervene."
"Boys... put the computer back together. Lex... you did the right thing, bringing your concerns up, but you have to realize people have to want help before you can help them. Sweetie, of course you're addicted to these things. But it's a totally innocent addiction."
"See!!"
"That was a rotten trick, calling Mrs. Kent."
"Hey, it worked. Don't knock success."
"Now, Kel, Lex and the others were just worried about your sanity."
"Come on, Martha, we both know that I don't have any."
"Of course not, but you have to give them points for trying."
"Thank you, Martha."
"Behave now, and I'll bring you apple pie later."
"Kel, that was rotten bringing my mom into this."
"Like I said, whatever works."
"Kel--"
"Don't start, big daddy. I have work to do. Shoo, all of you."
"Um, Kel?"
"Yeah, Whit?"
"You really going to be okay?"
"Of course. Now go play, all of you. I have more Trivials to write."
End