Title: Trivial 36: Brat
Author: Kel
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Rating: PGish
Summary: In Which Clark and Lex Have An Argument
Archive: Knock Yourself Out

Notes: To Ghini and Amy, and For KC, my own personal Bratpack. And oh, Amy? Am not.

"Clark Kent, you are a complete brat."

"Am not, and hello to you too. What did I do now?"

"Are too, and you know exactly what you did."

"Am not, and the phone call thing?"

"Are too, and don't even play innocent with me."

"Am not, and I *am* innocent. I was just trying to--"

"Drive me insane? And are too."

"Cheer you up. And am not."

"Are too."

"Am not."

"Are too."

"Am not."

"Are too."

"Am not. And you sound like you're five."

"Pot, meet Kettle. Are too."

"Am not, and I have an excuse. I'm still a kid at heart."

"Are too. And that's not an excuse."

"Am not and is too!"

"Are too and is not!"'

"Am not and is too!"

"Are too and is not!"

"Am not and is too!"

"Are too and is not, and I am *not* getting into this."

"Am not, is too, and are too!"

"Are too--Clark, this is ridiculous."

"I won! I won I won I won!!"

"Well, it's too bad you're not a brat. Because here I was, all ready to spank you. And it is too, and I am not."

"Um... oh. Yeah. Um.... am too a brat?"

The End