Title: Trivial 37: Variety is the Spice of Life
Author: Kel
Rating: PGish
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Summary: "Let's talk about sex, baby..."
Archive: Knock yourself out
Notes: For Ghini, who has helped me figure out many, many interesting places for the boys to play.
"Lex... do you ever get bored with our sex life?"
*spew* "How could I? We've yet to do the same thing twice."
"Huh?"
"Track with me here, Clark. Let's just think... where all have we done things?"
"Um... the bedroom?"
"Yours, mine, and my dad's. The pool. The spaceship--and it's cold in the cellar."
"The barn."
"Everywhere in your barn--couch, walls, steps, railing, floor. My office. The pool table. The dungeon. The kitchen. The war room."
"The Torch office. Um... movie theater bathroom?"
"The Talon. The Metropolis penthouse--every room."
"The cars?"
"Porsche, limo, Ferrari, Lamborghini. And you don't know how hard it is to get come stains out of the upholstery."
"My parents' bedroom?"
"Anniversary weekend."
"Right. Nell's flower shop?"
"Probably the only place we haven't."
"Your gym?"
"You pushed me against the punching bag and had your wicked way with me. Sucked me off twice, if memory serves."
"Oooh. Yeah. I remember that now. God, you were hot."
"Focus."
"Right. Um... yeah, I think you're right. We have done it everywhere."
"Variety, Clark. Come on."
"Where are we going?"
"Nell's Flower Shop."
"Oh."
The End
Author: Kel
Rating: PGish
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Summary: "Let's talk about sex, baby..."
Archive: Knock yourself out
Notes: For Ghini, who has helped me figure out many, many interesting places for the boys to play.
"Lex... do you ever get bored with our sex life?"
*spew* "How could I? We've yet to do the same thing twice."
"Huh?"
"Track with me here, Clark. Let's just think... where all have we done things?"
"Um... the bedroom?"
"Yours, mine, and my dad's. The pool. The spaceship--and it's cold in the cellar."
"The barn."
"Everywhere in your barn--couch, walls, steps, railing, floor. My office. The pool table. The dungeon. The kitchen. The war room."
"The Torch office. Um... movie theater bathroom?"
"The Talon. The Metropolis penthouse--every room."
"The cars?"
"Porsche, limo, Ferrari, Lamborghini. And you don't know how hard it is to get come stains out of the upholstery."
"My parents' bedroom?"
"Anniversary weekend."
"Right. Nell's flower shop?"
"Probably the only place we haven't."
"Your gym?"
"You pushed me against the punching bag and had your wicked way with me. Sucked me off twice, if memory serves."
"Oooh. Yeah. I remember that now. God, you were hot."
"Focus."
"Right. Um... yeah, I think you're right. We have done it everywhere."
"Variety, Clark. Come on."
"Where are we going?"
"Nell's Flower Shop."
"Oh."
The End