Title: Trivial 38: Nuts!
Author: Kel
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Rating: PG-13ish
Summary: In Which Clark and Lex Have Fun With Chocolates
Archive: Knock yourself Out
Notes: For Amy, who doesn't like nuts.
"Lex!! You didn't have to do this!"
"I know. I wanted to."
"This... these...wow! Paris!"
"From my personal favorite choclatier. Open up."
"Mmmm... uhhh... God! That is *good!*"
"Sounding a little orgasmic there, Clark. I didn't know you were that much of a chocoholic. Here... open up again."
"God, Lex. I can see wh---yuck!!!!! Lex! This has *nuts!*"
"You... have a problem with nuts?"
"They're gross! They're all squishy and totally ruin the best chocolate in the world!"
"I would never have guessed you don't like nuts. You've never had a problem with nuts before."
"I can't stand the way nuts feel in my mouth. They taste... ick."
"You have a problem with nuts in your mouth. That's... news to me."
"Lex?"
"I just never realized you were a non-nut person. I mean... I always thought you were okay with nuts. Granted, I never served them to you on a platter, but you were always all right with them before. As part of... other things."
"Well, duh! As long as they're part of something else, like Chinese or Thai--"
*strangled noise*
"Lex, you okay?"
"Oh, yes. I'm fine. Just thinking."
"And dare I ask about what?"
"You and your anti-nut fetish."
"It's not a fetish, I just don't like the feeling of nuts in my mouth!"
*pointed glare*
"Lex?"
"Clark. Think. Really hard now."
"You're being sarcastic."
"And you're being dense."
"Oh? Oh!! OH!!! Lex!! That's.... that's...!!"
"Yes?"
"So totally *not* the same thing."
"You said you didn't like nuts in your mouth. What was I supposed to think?"
"Um... something totally unrelated to sex?"
"You. Naked. In my bed. Me. Naked. Feeding you chocolates. And we start talking about nuts. Are you tracking with me at *all* here, Clark?"
"Oh."
"And the lightbulb dings on. I adore you, Clark. You are so fun to tease."
"Do you have any more chocolate around this place? I mean, not already made into candy?"
"I shouldn't understand that, but I did, and yes, I do have some."
"Well, then you can show me the virtues of chocolate covered nuts."
The End
Author: Kel
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Rating: PG-13ish
Summary: In Which Clark and Lex Have Fun With Chocolates
Archive: Knock yourself Out
Notes: For Amy, who doesn't like nuts.
"Lex!! You didn't have to do this!"
"I know. I wanted to."
"This... these...wow! Paris!"
"From my personal favorite choclatier. Open up."
"Mmmm... uhhh... God! That is *good!*"
"Sounding a little orgasmic there, Clark. I didn't know you were that much of a chocoholic. Here... open up again."
"God, Lex. I can see wh---yuck!!!!! Lex! This has *nuts!*"
"You... have a problem with nuts?"
"They're gross! They're all squishy and totally ruin the best chocolate in the world!"
"I would never have guessed you don't like nuts. You've never had a problem with nuts before."
"I can't stand the way nuts feel in my mouth. They taste... ick."
"You have a problem with nuts in your mouth. That's... news to me."
"Lex?"
"I just never realized you were a non-nut person. I mean... I always thought you were okay with nuts. Granted, I never served them to you on a platter, but you were always all right with them before. As part of... other things."
"Well, duh! As long as they're part of something else, like Chinese or Thai--"
*strangled noise*
"Lex, you okay?"
"Oh, yes. I'm fine. Just thinking."
"And dare I ask about what?"
"You and your anti-nut fetish."
"It's not a fetish, I just don't like the feeling of nuts in my mouth!"
*pointed glare*
"Lex?"
"Clark. Think. Really hard now."
"You're being sarcastic."
"And you're being dense."
"Oh? Oh!! OH!!! Lex!! That's.... that's...!!"
"Yes?"
"So totally *not* the same thing."
"You said you didn't like nuts in your mouth. What was I supposed to think?"
"Um... something totally unrelated to sex?"
"You. Naked. In my bed. Me. Naked. Feeding you chocolates. And we start talking about nuts. Are you tracking with me at *all* here, Clark?"
"Oh."
"And the lightbulb dings on. I adore you, Clark. You are so fun to tease."
"Do you have any more chocolate around this place? I mean, not already made into candy?"
"I shouldn't understand that, but I did, and yes, I do have some."
"Well, then you can show me the virtues of chocolate covered nuts."
The End