Title: Trivial 43: Winners and Losers
Author: Kel
Rating: PG
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Summary: In Which We Find Out Who Won The Bet
Archive: Knock Yourself Out
Notes: To Ghini and Amy, who helped me pick the winner and the loser. And, for my inner kink monster, who loves boys in dresses.
"I really, really hate you, Lex."
"Shut up and stop moving. I can't put lip gloss on when you're talking."
*silence*
"There. Now you can talk, just don't lick your lips."
"You cheated."
"You never said I couldn't use a cock ring to stay hard with, either. You just said I had to outlast you. And I did. Close your eyes."
"Remind me never to play Monopoly with you."
"Don't blink."
"This lip gloss tastes like watermelon."
"I told you not to lick it. Sit still."
"I can't help it. These hose are going into uncharted territory here."
"I told you that you should have gone with the fishnet stockings."
"I am not wearing a garter belt."
"I think you'd look sexy in one. Open your eyes and look up."
*pause* "Really?"
"Yes, really. Turn to the left."
"You *cheated,* Lex."
"Back to that again?"
"You should have to dress up too."
"Me? I won."
"You *cheated!*"
"But I won."
"It's not fair."
"Life rarely is. Turn to the right."
"Turn to the left, turn to the right, I feel like you're taking mug shots of me."
"Don't pick that brush up; you'll chip your nails."
"Bitch, bitch, bitch."
*pause* "Would it really make you feel better if I wore my dress tonight?"
"Yes, it would."
"Well... that'll require a slight change of venue, but... only for you, Clark."
"You mean it?"
"Yes, I do. I'll get dressed after I finish dressing you."
"Lex?"
"Hmm?"
"Should I be afraid that you have women's clothes in my size?"
*sharky grin* "Just... hoping to incite your inner kink monster."
"Lex... I don't *have* an inner kink monster."
"Liar. Costume Party. Handcuffs. Dungeon. That's all I'm going to say."
"Lex!!"
"I told you to stop licking your lips. Shut up and pucker up."
The End
Author: Kel
Rating: PG
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Summary: In Which We Find Out Who Won The Bet
Archive: Knock Yourself Out
Notes: To Ghini and Amy, who helped me pick the winner and the loser. And, for my inner kink monster, who loves boys in dresses.
"I really, really hate you, Lex."
"Shut up and stop moving. I can't put lip gloss on when you're talking."
*silence*
"There. Now you can talk, just don't lick your lips."
"You cheated."
"You never said I couldn't use a cock ring to stay hard with, either. You just said I had to outlast you. And I did. Close your eyes."
"Remind me never to play Monopoly with you."
"Don't blink."
"This lip gloss tastes like watermelon."
"I told you not to lick it. Sit still."
"I can't help it. These hose are going into uncharted territory here."
"I told you that you should have gone with the fishnet stockings."
"I am not wearing a garter belt."
"I think you'd look sexy in one. Open your eyes and look up."
*pause* "Really?"
"Yes, really. Turn to the left."
"You *cheated,* Lex."
"Back to that again?"
"You should have to dress up too."
"Me? I won."
"You *cheated!*"
"But I won."
"It's not fair."
"Life rarely is. Turn to the right."
"Turn to the left, turn to the right, I feel like you're taking mug shots of me."
"Don't pick that brush up; you'll chip your nails."
"Bitch, bitch, bitch."
*pause* "Would it really make you feel better if I wore my dress tonight?"
"Yes, it would."
"Well... that'll require a slight change of venue, but... only for you, Clark."
"You mean it?"
"Yes, I do. I'll get dressed after I finish dressing you."
"Lex?"
"Hmm?"
"Should I be afraid that you have women's clothes in my size?"
*sharky grin* "Just... hoping to incite your inner kink monster."
"Lex... I don't *have* an inner kink monster."
"Liar. Costume Party. Handcuffs. Dungeon. That's all I'm going to say."
"Lex!!"
"I told you to stop licking your lips. Shut up and pucker up."
The End