Title: Trivial 46: "Hey, Lex?"
Author: Kel
Rating: R for nudity and adult themes
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Summary: "Hey, Lex? What's a Pavlovian reaction?"
Archive: Knock yourself out.
Notes: For Patt, who started with "Hey Jim?" Thanks muchly to Amy who helped Clark's little brat come out to play, and many hugs to the much-abused Lexmuse, who has to put up with it all.
"Hey, Lex?"
"You know, Clark... I am really beginning to dread those two little words coming out of your mouth."
"Why?"
"Because I know I'm going to end up with a headache, and then have the headache cured with some wonderfully illegal, mind-blowing sex, and while i'm not complaining... I'm having a Pavlovian reaction to it."
"Hey, Lex?"
"Yes, Clark?"
"What's a Pavlovian reaction?"
"Pavlov was a Russian scientist who studied psychological conditioning in dogs. He would ring a bell every time he fed a certain group of dogs meat, and the salivation caused by the meat quickly became associated with an out-of-the-normal stimulus, like the bell. So at any point when Pavlov rang the bell, the dogs would salivate because that is what they were conditioned to do."
"Hey, Lex?"
"Yes, Clark?"
"I still don't get it."
*sigh* "Give me your hand, Clark. *This* is a Pavlovian reaction."
"Oh. Wow. You named it Pavlov? Kinky!"
"Brat."
"Am not."
"You are too."
"Am not."
"Are too."
"Hey, Lex? Ooooh... it *works!*"
"You doubted my word? What's the question now?"
"If I say I'm a brat will you spank me?"
"No."
"Why?"
"Because you'd enjoy it too much."
"Meanie."
"Yes, I am. I am Lex Meanie Luthor."
"Hey, Lex? Ooh! Doesn't it get uncomfortable to twitch like that?"
"Yes, you little brat, it does."
"Hey, Lex? And wow, that was a big one."
"Yes, Clark?"
"Don't you want to spank me?"
"Will it stop you from being a brat?"
"No."
"Then no."
"Hey, Lex?"
"Yes.... Clark?"
"If I say yes it will, then will you spank me?"
"No."
"Hey, Lex?" *peeling flannel shirt off* "Man, you gotta be close with the way you're twitching."
"Yes...Clark, what are you doing?"
"I'm taking off my clothes. I figure if you see my ass, you'll see how bad it is and that it really needs a firm hand on it. Just for correctional purposes."
"Fuck."
"Hey, Lex?" *toeing off sneakers*
"What?"
"Why won't you spank me?"
"Christ, Clark!"
"Hey, Lex?" *peeling off socks one at a time*
*strangled* "Yes?"
"Don't you think I'm being a bad, bad boy?"
"Yes!"
"Hey, Lex?" *pulling off white t-shirt*
*choking noise*
"Hey, Lex? You okay?" *peeling off jeans to reveal commando-ness*
"Don't make me have to hurt you."
"Hey, Lex?" *bending over*
"Fuck!" *heavy panting* "Are you... happy now?"
*wiggle*
*slap*
"Hey, Lex?"
"Yes, Clark?"
"I'm getting there."
The End
Author: Kel
Rating: R for nudity and adult themes
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Summary: "Hey, Lex? What's a Pavlovian reaction?"
Archive: Knock yourself out.
Notes: For Patt, who started with "Hey Jim?" Thanks muchly to Amy who helped Clark's little brat come out to play, and many hugs to the much-abused Lexmuse, who has to put up with it all.
"Hey, Lex?"
"You know, Clark... I am really beginning to dread those two little words coming out of your mouth."
"Why?"
"Because I know I'm going to end up with a headache, and then have the headache cured with some wonderfully illegal, mind-blowing sex, and while i'm not complaining... I'm having a Pavlovian reaction to it."
"Hey, Lex?"
"Yes, Clark?"
"What's a Pavlovian reaction?"
"Pavlov was a Russian scientist who studied psychological conditioning in dogs. He would ring a bell every time he fed a certain group of dogs meat, and the salivation caused by the meat quickly became associated with an out-of-the-normal stimulus, like the bell. So at any point when Pavlov rang the bell, the dogs would salivate because that is what they were conditioned to do."
"Hey, Lex?"
"Yes, Clark?"
"I still don't get it."
*sigh* "Give me your hand, Clark. *This* is a Pavlovian reaction."
"Oh. Wow. You named it Pavlov? Kinky!"
"Brat."
"Am not."
"You are too."
"Am not."
"Are too."
"Hey, Lex? Ooooh... it *works!*"
"You doubted my word? What's the question now?"
"If I say I'm a brat will you spank me?"
"No."
"Why?"
"Because you'd enjoy it too much."
"Meanie."
"Yes, I am. I am Lex Meanie Luthor."
"Hey, Lex? Ooh! Doesn't it get uncomfortable to twitch like that?"
"Yes, you little brat, it does."
"Hey, Lex? And wow, that was a big one."
"Yes, Clark?"
"Don't you want to spank me?"
"Will it stop you from being a brat?"
"No."
"Then no."
"Hey, Lex?"
"Yes.... Clark?"
"If I say yes it will, then will you spank me?"
"No."
"Hey, Lex?" *peeling flannel shirt off* "Man, you gotta be close with the way you're twitching."
"Yes...Clark, what are you doing?"
"I'm taking off my clothes. I figure if you see my ass, you'll see how bad it is and that it really needs a firm hand on it. Just for correctional purposes."
"Fuck."
"Hey, Lex?" *toeing off sneakers*
"What?"
"Why won't you spank me?"
"Christ, Clark!"
"Hey, Lex?" *peeling off socks one at a time*
*strangled* "Yes?"
"Don't you think I'm being a bad, bad boy?"
"Yes!"
"Hey, Lex?" *pulling off white t-shirt*
*choking noise*
"Hey, Lex? You okay?" *peeling off jeans to reveal commando-ness*
"Don't make me have to hurt you."
"Hey, Lex?" *bending over*
"Fuck!" *heavy panting* "Are you... happy now?"
*wiggle*
*slap*
"Hey, Lex?"
"Yes, Clark?"
"I'm getting there."
The End