Title: Trivial 49: Of Tights, Schwartzes and Schwanstuckers
Author: Kel
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Rating: PG-13
Summary: In Which Clark And Lex Watch Mel Brooks Movies
Archive: Knock Yourself Out
Notes: For Alax, who is having a Very Bad Day.
"We're Men. We're men in tights! *tight tights!*"
"Claaaark?"
"Yeeeees?"
"How do you hit that high note *just* so?"
"I remember the time I got kneed in the balls in gym class when I was eleven."
"Ow."
"Yeah, exactly."
"You're also not wearing tights."
"Well, no. I'm not wearing *anything.* But the song is cool."
"I'll take your word for it."
"Lex, don't tell me you've never seen 'Men in Tights'."
"All right, Clark. I won't tell you."
"You've seen 'Spaceballs.' How can you not have seen 'Men In Tights?' I mean, it's all about the Robin Hood thing."
"Did you know Robin Hood was most likely gay?"
"You think everyone is gay, Lex."
"Pot, meet Kettle. Who was slashing Brian and Dominic?"
"You *saw* the *movie.* You *saw* the eyefucks. *YOU* were the one who pointed it out to me."
"Clark, I think we're in agreement and don't want to admit it."
"Yeah, but it's more fun when we argue. We have great make-up sex."
*eye roll*
"I want a beanbag, Lex."
"A what?"
"One of those formless beanbag chairs."
"Why?"
"To lay on."
"And I'm supposed to provide one for you?"
"You mean you don't have one around this mausoleum?"
"I am sorry to tell you, Clark, but I don't have any beanbags around the castle. However, I will have one brought here. Do you have a color preference?"
"Purple."
"I thought you would have gone for blue or red."
"No, cause purple makes me think of you."
*sweet smile*
"So, *cough* um... Mel Brooks?"
"The Schwartz?"
"No, no Schwartzing. Schwanstucking!"
"Schwanstucking?"
"Schwanstucking!
"I should be frightened that I know which one that comes from."
"Gene Wilder was great."
"It appeals to the mad scientist in me, I admit that freely."
"Feed my Frankenstein?"
The End
Author: Kel
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Rating: PG-13
Summary: In Which Clark And Lex Watch Mel Brooks Movies
Archive: Knock Yourself Out
Notes: For Alax, who is having a Very Bad Day.
"We're Men. We're men in tights! *tight tights!*"
"Claaaark?"
"Yeeeees?"
"How do you hit that high note *just* so?"
"I remember the time I got kneed in the balls in gym class when I was eleven."
"Ow."
"Yeah, exactly."
"You're also not wearing tights."
"Well, no. I'm not wearing *anything.* But the song is cool."
"I'll take your word for it."
"Lex, don't tell me you've never seen 'Men in Tights'."
"All right, Clark. I won't tell you."
"You've seen 'Spaceballs.' How can you not have seen 'Men In Tights?' I mean, it's all about the Robin Hood thing."
"Did you know Robin Hood was most likely gay?"
"You think everyone is gay, Lex."
"Pot, meet Kettle. Who was slashing Brian and Dominic?"
"You *saw* the *movie.* You *saw* the eyefucks. *YOU* were the one who pointed it out to me."
"Clark, I think we're in agreement and don't want to admit it."
"Yeah, but it's more fun when we argue. We have great make-up sex."
*eye roll*
"I want a beanbag, Lex."
"A what?"
"One of those formless beanbag chairs."
"Why?"
"To lay on."
"And I'm supposed to provide one for you?"
"You mean you don't have one around this mausoleum?"
"I am sorry to tell you, Clark, but I don't have any beanbags around the castle. However, I will have one brought here. Do you have a color preference?"
"Purple."
"I thought you would have gone for blue or red."
"No, cause purple makes me think of you."
*sweet smile*
"So, *cough* um... Mel Brooks?"
"The Schwartz?"
"No, no Schwartzing. Schwanstucking!"
"Schwanstucking?"
"Schwanstucking!
"I should be frightened that I know which one that comes from."
"Gene Wilder was great."
"It appeals to the mad scientist in me, I admit that freely."
"Feed my Frankenstein?"
The End