Title: Trivial 50: Milestones
Author: Kel
Rating: R
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Archive: Knock yourself out
Summary: In Which Clark And Lex Make A Milestone
Notes: This is 50, folks. This one is dedicated to all of you. All of you who read it and then email me or review it and tell me how much it brightens your day or makes you laugh and smile. To all of you who offer me ideas and tell me that you don't want to see it end. Neither do I. And finally to my friends--you all know who you are and that includes you, Rogue--because you've helped me keep it in line, keep it light, and most of all you've made *me* laugh when I write. Flavor list courtesy of Ben & Jerry's website; http://www.benjerry.com
"Clark... why do you have....twenty four pints of ice cream?"
"I'm stocking up for this weekend."
"This weekend?"
"Yeah. I have something special planned this weekend."
"I see. And why twenty-four pints?"
"There's two of each kind, Lex."
*melting smile* "I see. You and me, every month we've been together."
"Right. And each flavor's kinda... unique. Like us."
"Let me see. Karamel Sutra. Makin' Whoopie Pie. One Sweet Whirled. Peanut Butter Me Up. The Full Vermonty. Chubby Hubby, Wavy Gravy, Chunky Monkey. SNAFU. Cherry Garcia. New York Superfudge Chunk, and Concession Obsession."
"Yep."
"Those are some seriously odd flavors, Clark."
"But look. Cherry Garcia... first time you made love to me... also known as popping my cherry. Karamel Sutra... for when you let me try that one position that nearly threw your back out. Makin' Whoopie Pie... for the first time *I* made love to *you.* Concession Obsession is for every time we went to the movies. One Sweet--"
*deep, slow, wet kiss* "I got it, Clark. Special ice creams, special occasions."
"Yeah." *nuzzle* "You'll like them all."
"I know I will, Clark." *more nuzzling*
"Does your plan include a trip to Metropolis? For dinner?"
"I can...*kiss*... make time for it."
"And Clark?"
"Hmm?" *nibble*
"I want everyone to know about us."
"Me, too."
"So tomorrow night... we have a dinner party. Here. And... we come out. My father, your parents, our friends."
*happy blush* "Yeah. I like that idea. But tonight I want you all to myself, Lex."
"I think that can be arranged."
The End
Author: Kel
Rating: R
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Archive: Knock yourself out
Summary: In Which Clark And Lex Make A Milestone
Notes: This is 50, folks. This one is dedicated to all of you. All of you who read it and then email me or review it and tell me how much it brightens your day or makes you laugh and smile. To all of you who offer me ideas and tell me that you don't want to see it end. Neither do I. And finally to my friends--you all know who you are and that includes you, Rogue--because you've helped me keep it in line, keep it light, and most of all you've made *me* laugh when I write. Flavor list courtesy of Ben & Jerry's website; http://www.benjerry.com
"Clark... why do you have....twenty four pints of ice cream?"
"I'm stocking up for this weekend."
"This weekend?"
"Yeah. I have something special planned this weekend."
"I see. And why twenty-four pints?"
"There's two of each kind, Lex."
*melting smile* "I see. You and me, every month we've been together."
"Right. And each flavor's kinda... unique. Like us."
"Let me see. Karamel Sutra. Makin' Whoopie Pie. One Sweet Whirled. Peanut Butter Me Up. The Full Vermonty. Chubby Hubby, Wavy Gravy, Chunky Monkey. SNAFU. Cherry Garcia. New York Superfudge Chunk, and Concession Obsession."
"Yep."
"Those are some seriously odd flavors, Clark."
"But look. Cherry Garcia... first time you made love to me... also known as popping my cherry. Karamel Sutra... for when you let me try that one position that nearly threw your back out. Makin' Whoopie Pie... for the first time *I* made love to *you.* Concession Obsession is for every time we went to the movies. One Sweet--"
*deep, slow, wet kiss* "I got it, Clark. Special ice creams, special occasions."
"Yeah." *nuzzle* "You'll like them all."
"I know I will, Clark." *more nuzzling*
"Does your plan include a trip to Metropolis? For dinner?"
"I can...*kiss*... make time for it."
"And Clark?"
"Hmm?" *nibble*
"I want everyone to know about us."
"Me, too."
"So tomorrow night... we have a dinner party. Here. And... we come out. My father, your parents, our friends."
*happy blush* "Yeah. I like that idea. But tonight I want you all to myself, Lex."
"I think that can be arranged."
The End