Casey
"Kyudo, my bows on the table. Go out and play with Joya and Darian."
He didn't seem to have a problem with it. He grabbed my bow and went outside, and I pulled out a stack of papers.
"What are those?" Goten asked. He reached for them but I smacked his hand.
"Casey, those better not be what I think they are," Siobhan warned. She knew what they were all too well.
"You see, back in my demintion you were all a tv show-"
"We know that Kari," Vegeta snapped.
"Lemme finish. Now, they have things things call fan fiction. A fan fic is when you take existing characters and tweek them to do what you want. Now, when you want to have a littl fun, you have the characters have a little fun with each other. Everyone with me?"
Everyone blushed and nodded.
"Well, you should see some of the pairs people made up. I sucked at writing them, so I read them to get ideas, and saved the good one to disketts that I brought over here with me. Now Bulma and Vegeta, you guys are really popular. I got five stories about you guys' fun."
"What?" Bulma asked as she picked up the first of the five lemons. "Oh, I see...whoa momma!"
"Dont' think the pairs stop there. Bulma, I got one with you and Chichi, Goku, Yamcha, 17, and 18."
"Me and her?" 18 asked.
"Yup. Vegeta. You and Goku, Shin, oh that one comes with a picture someone drew, Gohan, and Chichi."
"I thought you said it was only Dabura," Shin argued.
"Nope. Let's see," I sighed, looking through my papers. "You and Dabura, Vegeta, Goku, Bulma's mom and Gohan."
He frighteningly grabbed the papaers and began to read.
"And these don't even count the self inserts. People who pair themselves up with the characters. That's where it gets really freaky. Either they insert themselves or a made up character. 17, with you they LOVE rape fics. I got 2 of those. And Goten, wow, do they like to pair you with Trunks. Shin, since I got 6 self inserts for you. Probably cause that was the kinda of thing I was aiming for. Trunks, I'd have to say you are the one with the most people though. You and Goten, Pan, Marron, 18, 17, and I have 12 self inserts for you cause they were all over the place."
Trunks looked over at Pan, then Marron, then the andriod twins. "You've gotta be kiddin me. They thought I, like, do that with them?"
"Yeah, you don't understand. People could make people do what ever they wanted. Or whoever. I mean, how do you think someone wrote about Dabura raping Shin?"
"Oh, I remember that," Mariam reminissed. "You were obsessed with that thing for a week. You cried when the answer you had to write on the board for Latin class was Dabuntur."
"And I laughed at you when I heard so you'd read me that one where Goten and runks were screwing each other to get back at me."
"And I made you read it. Remember, we used o have problems cause we'd starting seeing flashes of it in school?"
"Oh God yes. So what other pairings to ya got in there. I don't remember all of em."
"Ok, let's see here, Gohan. Wow Gohan people are mean to you. Piccolo, that one takes place when you were 4." With his Piccolo and Gohan looked at each other and cringed. "And, Cell, oh, this one was disturbing."
"Is that the 'Take me into your world of sin one?" Siobhan asked.
"Yup, and you and Trunks, and Bulma, that one's odd, of course you and Videl, and the self-inserts."
"Goten, you've got Trunks, Bra, Gohan, oh I forgot I had this one."
"MY BROTHER?!"
"Yeah, told you they were wierd. Oh, and this is one Siobhan wrote about you two before you met."
"Hey give that back," Siobhan said. But I had it made sure she didn't get it. "Piccolo, you and Gohan and you and Chichi and You and Goku and some self inserst."
"Me?" He asked. Yeah, like there were anything other Piccolos in the room.
"Yeah, here ya go." Now the room was silent, except for two things. Siobhan's screaming of "Give that back" and pages flipping. And occasional "Done it" could be heard, which I didn't wanna hear and a "I'd never do that." Finally I screamed, "Goten catch," and tosed the fold fan fic over Siobhan head.
"Did you forget Casey, I have the one you wrote."
I had forgotten about the. We had switched so our families wouldn't find them.
"You wouldn't."
"I would."
"I'd kill you."
"No you wouldn't."
"It's ok Casey," Shin comforted, "I'd much rather read something like this about me and you then the other pairings."
I blushed. "That's the problem, it's not me and you. You see there was this really short period of time between when I liked Trunks and when I liked you that Siobhan and I took a try at writing something like this. At at that time I liked," I leaned down and wispered it in his ear.
"Pi-" he tried to repete, but I stopped him all to late.
"Pi?" Goku asked, "Who's Pi?"
"Piccolo," Siobhan answered like an immature child. The whole rom grew silent with shock.
"Well, it only last for a week, I knew I could bever compete with Gohan."
"What?" Piccolo and Gohan both screeched like little school girls.
"Hey, Pickles, I have tape of you running your fingers through Gohan's hair. Siobhan, I'm gonna kill you."
"I'd like to se you try," she retorted.
"Shouldn't you try to break this up?" Trunks suggesed to Mariam.
"Are you kidding? I'm not suicdal."
"Kyudo, gimme my bow."
"Darian, where's my staff?"
"Kyudo, my bows on the table. Go out and play with Joya and Darian."
He didn't seem to have a problem with it. He grabbed my bow and went outside, and I pulled out a stack of papers.
"What are those?" Goten asked. He reached for them but I smacked his hand.
"Casey, those better not be what I think they are," Siobhan warned. She knew what they were all too well.
"You see, back in my demintion you were all a tv show-"
"We know that Kari," Vegeta snapped.
"Lemme finish. Now, they have things things call fan fiction. A fan fic is when you take existing characters and tweek them to do what you want. Now, when you want to have a littl fun, you have the characters have a little fun with each other. Everyone with me?"
Everyone blushed and nodded.
"Well, you should see some of the pairs people made up. I sucked at writing them, so I read them to get ideas, and saved the good one to disketts that I brought over here with me. Now Bulma and Vegeta, you guys are really popular. I got five stories about you guys' fun."
"What?" Bulma asked as she picked up the first of the five lemons. "Oh, I see...whoa momma!"
"Dont' think the pairs stop there. Bulma, I got one with you and Chichi, Goku, Yamcha, 17, and 18."
"Me and her?" 18 asked.
"Yup. Vegeta. You and Goku, Shin, oh that one comes with a picture someone drew, Gohan, and Chichi."
"I thought you said it was only Dabura," Shin argued.
"Nope. Let's see," I sighed, looking through my papers. "You and Dabura, Vegeta, Goku, Bulma's mom and Gohan."
He frighteningly grabbed the papaers and began to read.
"And these don't even count the self inserts. People who pair themselves up with the characters. That's where it gets really freaky. Either they insert themselves or a made up character. 17, with you they LOVE rape fics. I got 2 of those. And Goten, wow, do they like to pair you with Trunks. Shin, since I got 6 self inserts for you. Probably cause that was the kinda of thing I was aiming for. Trunks, I'd have to say you are the one with the most people though. You and Goten, Pan, Marron, 18, 17, and I have 12 self inserts for you cause they were all over the place."
Trunks looked over at Pan, then Marron, then the andriod twins. "You've gotta be kiddin me. They thought I, like, do that with them?"
"Yeah, you don't understand. People could make people do what ever they wanted. Or whoever. I mean, how do you think someone wrote about Dabura raping Shin?"
"Oh, I remember that," Mariam reminissed. "You were obsessed with that thing for a week. You cried when the answer you had to write on the board for Latin class was Dabuntur."
"And I laughed at you when I heard so you'd read me that one where Goten and runks were screwing each other to get back at me."
"And I made you read it. Remember, we used o have problems cause we'd starting seeing flashes of it in school?"
"Oh God yes. So what other pairings to ya got in there. I don't remember all of em."
"Ok, let's see here, Gohan. Wow Gohan people are mean to you. Piccolo, that one takes place when you were 4." With his Piccolo and Gohan looked at each other and cringed. "And, Cell, oh, this one was disturbing."
"Is that the 'Take me into your world of sin one?" Siobhan asked.
"Yup, and you and Trunks, and Bulma, that one's odd, of course you and Videl, and the self-inserts."
"Goten, you've got Trunks, Bra, Gohan, oh I forgot I had this one."
"MY BROTHER?!"
"Yeah, told you they were wierd. Oh, and this is one Siobhan wrote about you two before you met."
"Hey give that back," Siobhan said. But I had it made sure she didn't get it. "Piccolo, you and Gohan and you and Chichi and You and Goku and some self inserst."
"Me?" He asked. Yeah, like there were anything other Piccolos in the room.
"Yeah, here ya go." Now the room was silent, except for two things. Siobhan's screaming of "Give that back" and pages flipping. And occasional "Done it" could be heard, which I didn't wanna hear and a "I'd never do that." Finally I screamed, "Goten catch," and tosed the fold fan fic over Siobhan head.
"Did you forget Casey, I have the one you wrote."
I had forgotten about the. We had switched so our families wouldn't find them.
"You wouldn't."
"I would."
"I'd kill you."
"No you wouldn't."
"It's ok Casey," Shin comforted, "I'd much rather read something like this about me and you then the other pairings."
I blushed. "That's the problem, it's not me and you. You see there was this really short period of time between when I liked Trunks and when I liked you that Siobhan and I took a try at writing something like this. At at that time I liked," I leaned down and wispered it in his ear.
"Pi-" he tried to repete, but I stopped him all to late.
"Pi?" Goku asked, "Who's Pi?"
"Piccolo," Siobhan answered like an immature child. The whole rom grew silent with shock.
"Well, it only last for a week, I knew I could bever compete with Gohan."
"What?" Piccolo and Gohan both screeched like little school girls.
"Hey, Pickles, I have tape of you running your fingers through Gohan's hair. Siobhan, I'm gonna kill you."
"I'd like to se you try," she retorted.
"Shouldn't you try to break this up?" Trunks suggesed to Mariam.
"Are you kidding? I'm not suicdal."
"Kyudo, gimme my bow."
"Darian, where's my staff?"