Legolas frolics in the inter-dimensional warp hole!
Yes. Since Legolass is taking so long to write another chapter for this story I think I will instead! Remember, I own nothing. If you think I do then face the wrath of the penguins!
So when we last left our "hero" (it also works if you put loser instead of hero) he had fallen into a warp thingy. He just kept falling into the swirly lights and spinning and hearing one of those random long drawn out screams.
"Make it stop! MY HAIR! MY BEAUTIFUL SILKY LOCKS! I spent DAYS getting it to look right!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Legolas shrieked.
And suddenly it did. It just STOPPED. No, it was not the end of the inter- dimensional warp. It was the inter-dimensional REST STOP! YAY! Legolas frolicked about towards the rest stop station thing, only it took him quite a while as he ran in a distinctive ballerina-ish manner.
Suddenly this random group of thugs came up to Legolas. "YOU!" they pointed dramatically and in unison.
"Yes! IT IS I! YOUR SAVIOR!" Legolas declared. "I have come to save you from your perpetual need to wear black leather! Green is the only color for me!"
"OH THANK YOU GREAT ONE!" the random thugs said while doing a West Side Story dance routine.
"Now, to business. Black is SOOOOOOOOO not the new pink! You must all wear pink. DO IT NOW!" Legolas clapped his hands together knavishly.
Since Legolass just WARNED me on AIM I will proceed to make Legolas look stupider than ever. BWA HA HA HA HA! FEEL MY WRATH! If you have any complaints, COMPLAIN TO SOMEONE WHO CARES!
Suddenly Legolas got zapped by a random lightning bolt. "PIKACHUUUUUUUUUU!" he yelled, clutching his behind while running in a large circle. After running around for a while with his silly behind on fire he reached a sign that said "Welcome to that place down under where it's really hot (and we don't mean Australia)"
"PIKA?!" Legolas asked, then clamped his hand over his mouth. "GASP! PIKA PIKA PIKA PIKA!" He yelled. No I'm not going to translate. People who do this are irritating.
THEN Ash ran up with a pokeball. "PIKACHU! WHERE ARE YOU?!" he yelled like the little losery child with the strange voice because he is voice acted by a girl that he is. YAY! Actually BOO! Anyway, he chucked the pokeball at Legolas's head, where it proceeded to bounce off with a hollow sort of sound.
"PIKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Legolas yelled in outrage. A large red bump was starting to form on his head.
Ash the idiot looked confused. "Hey, I thought you were my Pikachu." He said stupidly. Then suddenly it looked like he had come to a conclusion, "YOU!" he gasped, pointing at Legolas. "You must have EATEN my Pikachu!" In his world this was the only logical solution for the fact that Legolas sounded like a Pikachu.
"ROAR!" Legolas foamed at the mouth, then took out a hankie and wiped his mouth daintily. Yes a hankie.
Then, JUST BECAUSE a random god of the silly monkeys popped up. "HAR HAR HAR!" he guffawed. "THAT WAS FUN! You silly little elf, and you stupid little child." He addressed Legolas and Ash. He pointed and Legolas got hit with another thingy of lightning, this time lighting his cape on fire.
"AUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!" Legolas screamed and ran away.
"As for you," the god of the silly monkeys turned to Ash, "you are to stupid and frightening to live. I condemn you to live in a pokeball for the rest of eternity."
"WHHHHHHHAT?!" Ash yelled knavishly. "I STILL HAVE TO BECOME THE POKEMON MASTER!"
"You will fail anyway. GO NOW!" the god of the silly monkeys pointed and a little pokeball fell to the ground.
Ash's Pikachu walked up from behind the god of the silly monkeys. "PIKACHU!" it yelled enthusiastically, doing the thumbs up thing. Then it kicked the pokeball containing Ash away where it rolled into the flames of the place down under and was never seen again. The world rejoiced.
Meanwhile, Legolas was busy putting the flames out of his cape. That done, he jumped off the platform of the inter-dimensional REST STOP and continued his falling into a different realm.
"I knew pokemon was from Hell." Legolas muttered to himself as he spiraled down the tube thingy.
I'm out of ideas. I'll just STOP NOW! YAY!
Yes. Since Legolass is taking so long to write another chapter for this story I think I will instead! Remember, I own nothing. If you think I do then face the wrath of the penguins!
So when we last left our "hero" (it also works if you put loser instead of hero) he had fallen into a warp thingy. He just kept falling into the swirly lights and spinning and hearing one of those random long drawn out screams.
"Make it stop! MY HAIR! MY BEAUTIFUL SILKY LOCKS! I spent DAYS getting it to look right!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Legolas shrieked.
And suddenly it did. It just STOPPED. No, it was not the end of the inter- dimensional warp. It was the inter-dimensional REST STOP! YAY! Legolas frolicked about towards the rest stop station thing, only it took him quite a while as he ran in a distinctive ballerina-ish manner.
Suddenly this random group of thugs came up to Legolas. "YOU!" they pointed dramatically and in unison.
"Yes! IT IS I! YOUR SAVIOR!" Legolas declared. "I have come to save you from your perpetual need to wear black leather! Green is the only color for me!"
"OH THANK YOU GREAT ONE!" the random thugs said while doing a West Side Story dance routine.
"Now, to business. Black is SOOOOOOOOO not the new pink! You must all wear pink. DO IT NOW!" Legolas clapped his hands together knavishly.
Since Legolass just WARNED me on AIM I will proceed to make Legolas look stupider than ever. BWA HA HA HA HA! FEEL MY WRATH! If you have any complaints, COMPLAIN TO SOMEONE WHO CARES!
Suddenly Legolas got zapped by a random lightning bolt. "PIKACHUUUUUUUUUU!" he yelled, clutching his behind while running in a large circle. After running around for a while with his silly behind on fire he reached a sign that said "Welcome to that place down under where it's really hot (and we don't mean Australia)"
"PIKA?!" Legolas asked, then clamped his hand over his mouth. "GASP! PIKA PIKA PIKA PIKA!" He yelled. No I'm not going to translate. People who do this are irritating.
THEN Ash ran up with a pokeball. "PIKACHU! WHERE ARE YOU?!" he yelled like the little losery child with the strange voice because he is voice acted by a girl that he is. YAY! Actually BOO! Anyway, he chucked the pokeball at Legolas's head, where it proceeded to bounce off with a hollow sort of sound.
"PIKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Legolas yelled in outrage. A large red bump was starting to form on his head.
Ash the idiot looked confused. "Hey, I thought you were my Pikachu." He said stupidly. Then suddenly it looked like he had come to a conclusion, "YOU!" he gasped, pointing at Legolas. "You must have EATEN my Pikachu!" In his world this was the only logical solution for the fact that Legolas sounded like a Pikachu.
"ROAR!" Legolas foamed at the mouth, then took out a hankie and wiped his mouth daintily. Yes a hankie.
Then, JUST BECAUSE a random god of the silly monkeys popped up. "HAR HAR HAR!" he guffawed. "THAT WAS FUN! You silly little elf, and you stupid little child." He addressed Legolas and Ash. He pointed and Legolas got hit with another thingy of lightning, this time lighting his cape on fire.
"AUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!" Legolas screamed and ran away.
"As for you," the god of the silly monkeys turned to Ash, "you are to stupid and frightening to live. I condemn you to live in a pokeball for the rest of eternity."
"WHHHHHHHAT?!" Ash yelled knavishly. "I STILL HAVE TO BECOME THE POKEMON MASTER!"
"You will fail anyway. GO NOW!" the god of the silly monkeys pointed and a little pokeball fell to the ground.
Ash's Pikachu walked up from behind the god of the silly monkeys. "PIKACHU!" it yelled enthusiastically, doing the thumbs up thing. Then it kicked the pokeball containing Ash away where it rolled into the flames of the place down under and was never seen again. The world rejoiced.
Meanwhile, Legolas was busy putting the flames out of his cape. That done, he jumped off the platform of the inter-dimensional REST STOP and continued his falling into a different realm.
"I knew pokemon was from Hell." Legolas muttered to himself as he spiraled down the tube thingy.
I'm out of ideas. I'll just STOP NOW! YAY!