Legolas Frolics in Hyrule
YAY! I got another review! THANK YOU Lito Kid Skullington! I feel special now.
Disclaimer THING: yeah. I wouldn't own Legolas if you PAYED me to.
After his harrowing experience in the inter-dimensional warp tunnel Legolas landed in a field. It was VERY similar to the random never ending field he had started it, but there was a hugerous lake in the middle of it.
Legolas squinted across the lake and suddenly pointed daintily at a little smudge of green moving on the other side. Lo and behold, IT WAS LINK! YAY!
"!!!" said Link when he came closer.
Legolas tried to say something, but instead a little screen popped up and his words were written across the screen. "Who are you, you silly green child of the forest?"
Link just stood there and shook his head back and forth as if he didn't care.
Legolas tried to talk again but all the came out was a girly giggle.
THEN there was a prodigious little flash of light and everything was suddenly all well animated and fun.
"Oh good, I can talk now," said Link. "Being stuck in the Ocarina of Time game was NOT FUN!" He looked around randomly and suddenly noticed Legolas. "G'day milady," he greeted Legolas.
"I am not a lady!" Legolas exclaimed. "Everyone THINKS that I am! BUT I'M NOT! I am an independent, strong, yet feminine elf!"
"Um..alright then."
Suddenly Legolas noticed the earring dangling from Link's ear. "OoOoOoOoO! Where did you get that?! It's so PRETTY! I NEED ONE!"
"What?" Link was rather frightened now. He backed away slowly.
"That!" Legolas pointed in some random direction as a shadow passed across his face, making him look like he was a convict. "The one earring...." He droned, walking towards it with the shadow half covering his face still.
"GAH! YOU MUST BE ONE OF GANNONDORF'S MINIONS!" Link drew his sword and shield. "One earring to rule them all..." A random voice echoed through Legolas's mind.
"Yessssss my preciousssssssssssssssssssssssssss...." Legolas suddenly developed a retarded lisp. He continued advancing slowly like a crazed lunatic, which he sort of IS.
Suddenly Gannondorf pranced by, "I GOT IT! I GOT IT! LALALALALA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he sang and danced. He was holding an earring. One of Zelda's earrings to be exact.
"The Triforce?" Link panicked. Of course Zelda wouldn't be able to protect the Triforce by herself. That was why he had had to save her so many times.
"NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo you silly boy." Gannondorf flapped his hand about. "DAMN FAIRY! GET OUT OF MY FACE!" He swatted at Navi who was buzzing about yelling HEY LOOK LISTEN repeatedly. Suddenly Navi stopped glowing and flopped onto the ground.
"AUGH! THE PRETTY FAIRY!" Legolas gasped. "YOU KILLED AN INNOCENT CREATURE!" Legolas ran up to Gannondorf and started slapping him uselessly.
Gannondorf just stood there. Link did too. He was excessively confused.
"So WHAT did you get?" Link tried to ask Gannondorf again.
"THE ONE EARRING!" Gannondorf yelled over Legolas's pathetic slapping and yelling about the pretty fairy. He waved the earring around.
Legolas suddenly stopped slapping Gannondorf and started jumping up and down and trying to get the "one earring".
"MWA HA HA HA HA HA!" Gannondorf laughed diabolically. "You want it? Work for it! You can jump higher than that you silly fairy boy!" He held the earring just beyond Legolas's reach.
Link decided to go pull another sword out of a pedestal and save Hyrule for the umpteenth time. He was far too prodigious to stay here with the pathetic loser Gannondorf and the girly elf boy Legolas.
Legolas had finally given up trying to get the earring and was slouched over panting, his long blonde hair completely messed up. "Do you know how long it took me to do my hair?!" Legolas asked while gasping for breath.
"Don't know, don't care," Gannondorf said heartlessly.
"Well, don't you care that you killed a fairy?!" Legolas demanded.
"No," Gannondorf smiled happily as his played with his stolen earring. "Besides, I think she just ran out of batteries again. I told Link to used Energizer, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo he just HAD to use Duracell."
Suddenly AGAIN Zelda stormed up to Gannondorf and slapped him, only unlike Legolas's useless little slapping Zelda's slap sent Gannondorf flying into a tree.
She picked up the earring that he had dropped when he was sent flying. "Do you know how HARD it is to find earrings that match your dress PERFECTLY?!" she yelled. "I THOUGHT I SEALED YOU IN THE DIVINE REALMS SO YOU WOULD STOP STEALING MY JEWELRY!"
"Oh, I understand PERfectly!" Legolas said. "It's soooooooooo hard to find jewelry that matches your dress so perfectly! Believe me, I've tried. It's sooo hard being the prettiest elf in Middle Earth."
Um yeah..I'm out of writingishness. I am going to stop now. More later. BWA HA HA HA HA HA!
YAY! I got another review! THANK YOU Lito Kid Skullington! I feel special now.
Disclaimer THING: yeah. I wouldn't own Legolas if you PAYED me to.
After his harrowing experience in the inter-dimensional warp tunnel Legolas landed in a field. It was VERY similar to the random never ending field he had started it, but there was a hugerous lake in the middle of it.
Legolas squinted across the lake and suddenly pointed daintily at a little smudge of green moving on the other side. Lo and behold, IT WAS LINK! YAY!
"!!!" said Link when he came closer.
Legolas tried to say something, but instead a little screen popped up and his words were written across the screen. "Who are you, you silly green child of the forest?"
Link just stood there and shook his head back and forth as if he didn't care.
Legolas tried to talk again but all the came out was a girly giggle.
THEN there was a prodigious little flash of light and everything was suddenly all well animated and fun.
"Oh good, I can talk now," said Link. "Being stuck in the Ocarina of Time game was NOT FUN!" He looked around randomly and suddenly noticed Legolas. "G'day milady," he greeted Legolas.
"I am not a lady!" Legolas exclaimed. "Everyone THINKS that I am! BUT I'M NOT! I am an independent, strong, yet feminine elf!"
"Um..alright then."
Suddenly Legolas noticed the earring dangling from Link's ear. "OoOoOoOoO! Where did you get that?! It's so PRETTY! I NEED ONE!"
"What?" Link was rather frightened now. He backed away slowly.
"That!" Legolas pointed in some random direction as a shadow passed across his face, making him look like he was a convict. "The one earring...." He droned, walking towards it with the shadow half covering his face still.
"GAH! YOU MUST BE ONE OF GANNONDORF'S MINIONS!" Link drew his sword and shield. "One earring to rule them all..." A random voice echoed through Legolas's mind.
"Yessssss my preciousssssssssssssssssssssssssss...." Legolas suddenly developed a retarded lisp. He continued advancing slowly like a crazed lunatic, which he sort of IS.
Suddenly Gannondorf pranced by, "I GOT IT! I GOT IT! LALALALALA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he sang and danced. He was holding an earring. One of Zelda's earrings to be exact.
"The Triforce?" Link panicked. Of course Zelda wouldn't be able to protect the Triforce by herself. That was why he had had to save her so many times.
"NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo you silly boy." Gannondorf flapped his hand about. "DAMN FAIRY! GET OUT OF MY FACE!" He swatted at Navi who was buzzing about yelling HEY LOOK LISTEN repeatedly. Suddenly Navi stopped glowing and flopped onto the ground.
"AUGH! THE PRETTY FAIRY!" Legolas gasped. "YOU KILLED AN INNOCENT CREATURE!" Legolas ran up to Gannondorf and started slapping him uselessly.
Gannondorf just stood there. Link did too. He was excessively confused.
"So WHAT did you get?" Link tried to ask Gannondorf again.
"THE ONE EARRING!" Gannondorf yelled over Legolas's pathetic slapping and yelling about the pretty fairy. He waved the earring around.
Legolas suddenly stopped slapping Gannondorf and started jumping up and down and trying to get the "one earring".
"MWA HA HA HA HA HA!" Gannondorf laughed diabolically. "You want it? Work for it! You can jump higher than that you silly fairy boy!" He held the earring just beyond Legolas's reach.
Link decided to go pull another sword out of a pedestal and save Hyrule for the umpteenth time. He was far too prodigious to stay here with the pathetic loser Gannondorf and the girly elf boy Legolas.
Legolas had finally given up trying to get the earring and was slouched over panting, his long blonde hair completely messed up. "Do you know how long it took me to do my hair?!" Legolas asked while gasping for breath.
"Don't know, don't care," Gannondorf said heartlessly.
"Well, don't you care that you killed a fairy?!" Legolas demanded.
"No," Gannondorf smiled happily as his played with his stolen earring. "Besides, I think she just ran out of batteries again. I told Link to used Energizer, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo he just HAD to use Duracell."
Suddenly AGAIN Zelda stormed up to Gannondorf and slapped him, only unlike Legolas's useless little slapping Zelda's slap sent Gannondorf flying into a tree.
She picked up the earring that he had dropped when he was sent flying. "Do you know how HARD it is to find earrings that match your dress PERFECTLY?!" she yelled. "I THOUGHT I SEALED YOU IN THE DIVINE REALMS SO YOU WOULD STOP STEALING MY JEWELRY!"
"Oh, I understand PERfectly!" Legolas said. "It's soooooooooo hard to find jewelry that matches your dress so perfectly! Believe me, I've tried. It's sooo hard being the prettiest elf in Middle Earth."
Um yeah..I'm out of writingishness. I am going to stop now. More later. BWA HA HA HA HA HA!