A very Tekken Christmas
by eyes of fate
Disclaimer; I don't own Tekken, namco does, but alas, I wish I did...
Claimer; I do own Athos, J2, Nadi and Tere...
They are mine!
At the Mishima mansion......
Kazuya; Damn! Why are we all here?
Jun; Kazuya, please don't swear *points to the impending christmas tree* I think we are here for a christmas party.
Bryan; um, I'd better leave...
Lei; Why?
Bryan; I'm a Jehovah witness you see...
Lei; I always knew something was wrong with you!
*Athos sets Bryan alite*
Athos; Thats for sending all those people to my fucking door!
Bryan; Arghhhhhhh!
Jun; Athos, please don't swear...
Athos; your not my fucking mother, Nina is!
Jun; Kazuya, please tell your son to control himself.
Kazuya; * A little sick of Jun* Oh alright. *turns to Athos* SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, BEFORE I......
Jun; KAZUYA!
*Lee does a peace sign*
*so does Gon*
Kazuya and Athos; What the F-
Jun; Don't say it!
Kazuya and Athos; -UCK?!
Lee; Um, hi
Gon; Grrr?
Athos; where is Nina?
Nina; here I am sweetie!
Anna; Nina the dotting mother...
*Nina throws Anna out the window*
Athos; Nina, can I swear?
Nina; sure, why not?
*Athos turns to Jun and shouts a lot of obscenities*
Jun; Kazuya, please..
Kazuya; *rolls eyes* tell your son not to swear... I know
Jun; well?
Kazuya; well what?
Jun; aren't you going to tell him off?
Kazuya; *shrugs* It ain't gonna make an ounce of a difference, look at me!
Athos; *chases Gon around with a vase* DIE DIE DIE!
Jin; *crosses his arms* whatever
Hwoarang; no one was talking to you man
Jin; I know, you see normally by now people would be paying attention to me, and I'd be saying 'whatever' by now
Hwo; so, your like, on cue?
Jin; yeah
Hwo: you. Are. Weird. Attention seeker...
Jin; I'm not the one with the bright red hair!
Hwo; Ahem! What about your bloody spike, numnuts?
Jin; Its a family thing!
Hwo; Lee doesn't have one
Jin; Lee's not family
Lee; *cries*
Hwo; Jun doesn't have one... *turns to see Kazuya gelling up Jun's hair* Nevermind
Jun; great! Now I get to look like Jin and Kazuya!
Jin; yay!
Michele: And she looks like Heihachi...
*Jun's hair splits in two*
*Heihachi walks in, dressed as santa*
Kazuya; ???
Michele; Heihachi, why are you degrading santa?
Jun; I think it's good he's showing the goodness in his heart...
Everyone; SHUT UP JUN!
Michele; you are lucky you ate all of my axes!
Heihachi; yeah, that was good chow.
Kazuya; where did you get the suit?
Heihachi; well your mother and I used to use it in role play you see...
Kazuya; THATS ENOUGH!!
Jin; where's my present granddaddy?
Kazuya, Athos, Lee and Hwoarang; Granddady?
Jin; must you question every thing?
Kazuya; yep, Besides you aint right in the head
Hwo; I second that!
Kazuya; get away from me Bob, you junkie boy!
Hwo; aww man! How many times do I have to say this! That is not my frickin' name! And I'm not a damn junkie!
Jun; Hwoarang, please don't swear...
Hwo; at least I don't have a prude for a wife...
Kazuya; she saw the goodness in my heart thank you!
Jin; actually , she told me you were a good fuck
Jun; Jin!
Kazuya; Jun, is this true?
Jun; I- I- I-
Is it true? Is Kazuya a good fuck?
Find out next chapter...
note; lots of love to void slayer
( a very sexy bastard!) who supported me a hell of lot
thanx snake edge for telling me about how to fix the damn problem with the text
( Microsoft word pisses me off!)
by eyes of fate
Disclaimer; I don't own Tekken, namco does, but alas, I wish I did...
Claimer; I do own Athos, J2, Nadi and Tere...
They are mine!
At the Mishima mansion......
Kazuya; Damn! Why are we all here?
Jun; Kazuya, please don't swear *points to the impending christmas tree* I think we are here for a christmas party.
Bryan; um, I'd better leave...
Lei; Why?
Bryan; I'm a Jehovah witness you see...
Lei; I always knew something was wrong with you!
*Athos sets Bryan alite*
Athos; Thats for sending all those people to my fucking door!
Bryan; Arghhhhhhh!
Jun; Athos, please don't swear...
Athos; your not my fucking mother, Nina is!
Jun; Kazuya, please tell your son to control himself.
Kazuya; * A little sick of Jun* Oh alright. *turns to Athos* SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, BEFORE I......
Jun; KAZUYA!
*Lee does a peace sign*
*so does Gon*
Kazuya and Athos; What the F-
Jun; Don't say it!
Kazuya and Athos; -UCK?!
Lee; Um, hi
Gon; Grrr?
Athos; where is Nina?
Nina; here I am sweetie!
Anna; Nina the dotting mother...
*Nina throws Anna out the window*
Athos; Nina, can I swear?
Nina; sure, why not?
*Athos turns to Jun and shouts a lot of obscenities*
Jun; Kazuya, please..
Kazuya; *rolls eyes* tell your son not to swear... I know
Jun; well?
Kazuya; well what?
Jun; aren't you going to tell him off?
Kazuya; *shrugs* It ain't gonna make an ounce of a difference, look at me!
Athos; *chases Gon around with a vase* DIE DIE DIE!
Jin; *crosses his arms* whatever
Hwoarang; no one was talking to you man
Jin; I know, you see normally by now people would be paying attention to me, and I'd be saying 'whatever' by now
Hwo; so, your like, on cue?
Jin; yeah
Hwo: you. Are. Weird. Attention seeker...
Jin; I'm not the one with the bright red hair!
Hwo; Ahem! What about your bloody spike, numnuts?
Jin; Its a family thing!
Hwo; Lee doesn't have one
Jin; Lee's not family
Lee; *cries*
Hwo; Jun doesn't have one... *turns to see Kazuya gelling up Jun's hair* Nevermind
Jun; great! Now I get to look like Jin and Kazuya!
Jin; yay!
Michele: And she looks like Heihachi...
*Jun's hair splits in two*
*Heihachi walks in, dressed as santa*
Kazuya; ???
Michele; Heihachi, why are you degrading santa?
Jun; I think it's good he's showing the goodness in his heart...
Everyone; SHUT UP JUN!
Michele; you are lucky you ate all of my axes!
Heihachi; yeah, that was good chow.
Kazuya; where did you get the suit?
Heihachi; well your mother and I used to use it in role play you see...
Kazuya; THATS ENOUGH!!
Jin; where's my present granddaddy?
Kazuya, Athos, Lee and Hwoarang; Granddady?
Jin; must you question every thing?
Kazuya; yep, Besides you aint right in the head
Hwo; I second that!
Kazuya; get away from me Bob, you junkie boy!
Hwo; aww man! How many times do I have to say this! That is not my frickin' name! And I'm not a damn junkie!
Jun; Hwoarang, please don't swear...
Hwo; at least I don't have a prude for a wife...
Kazuya; she saw the goodness in my heart thank you!
Jin; actually , she told me you were a good fuck
Jun; Jin!
Kazuya; Jun, is this true?
Jun; I- I- I-
Is it true? Is Kazuya a good fuck?
Find out next chapter...
note; lots of love to void slayer
( a very sexy bastard!) who supported me a hell of lot
thanx snake edge for telling me about how to fix the damn problem with the text
( Microsoft word pisses me off!)