A very Tekken Christmas
Chapter 2
by Eyes of fate
cutedeath@2die4.com
Note: If you happen to be a Jun Kazama fan, I advise you not to read this, its just that I watched that tekken anime movie about a month ago and her character pissed me right off, don't get me wrong, she is a really cool character in tekken ( in fact I used to use her all the time for a while there!), this is just my way of venting ok?
Disclaimer: I don't own Tekken, Namco and Heihachi does... bla..... bla..... bla
At the Mishima Mansion......
Kazuya: Jun?
Jun: Yes, it's true..
Kazuya: and you meant so much to me! I should have dumped you for Michelle! You were bad!
Jun: *cries* I'm a bad whore....
Kazuya: That's right! *grins over at Michelle* now there's a woman..
Ganryu & Baek: Hey!
Anna: Hey!
Nina: *anime sweatdrop*
Jin: Mummy, are you OK?
Jun: No, fuck off already!
Jin: Mummy, I'm offended!
Jun: fuck off already! And quit calling me mummy!!
Heihachi: This is gonna be good.
Xioyu: It sure is! Don't you have something for me?
Heihachi: Later.
Xioyu: Awwwwwwwww!
Heihachi: Later!
Jin: *cries* Mummy hates me..
Athos: and you call yourself a bad ass. *gives Hwoarang a high five*
Hwo: *wipes his hands on his jeans* Ewww, Mishima germs
Athos: I thought we were friends!
Hwo: *looks away* We are, sorta...
Julia: *hands Hwoarang an eggnog* Here.
Hwo: Is it alcoholic?
Julia: *rolls eyes* Yes
Hwo: cool *skulls it and falls asleep*
Lee, King and Armour King: Damn!
Anna: mwhahahaha! *pulls Hwo over to the wall*
Lei: 0_o
Marshall: * Points at Paul and Forrest* Stop making out with my son!!
Forrest: *hic* eggnog goood...
Marshall: you're too young to drink!
Forrest: * Hic* You haven't seen Queer as folk, have you?
Marshall: no...
Paul: *hugs forrest* I'm Brian
Bryan: *all burnt up* Huh?
Lei: It doesn't concern you, Church boy!
Bryan: um, Zombie!
Forrest: and I'm..
Marshall: I don't wanna know!
Dr B: *falls over and electrocutes himself*
Yoshimitsu: What's new?
Anna: Are we ready for some music?
Hwo: *wakes up* Am I in... * sees Anna* Hell? *tries to get up. But notices he's chained to the wall and hand cuffed to his guitar* Whoa! I'm hand cuffed to my guitar! Bitch!
Anna: Here * gives Hwo a christmas carol song book* You have to play " jingle bells rock"
Hwo: shit!
Nina: *throws Anna out the window again* here * drops the keys just where he can't reach them, accidently, and continues beating up Anna*
Hwo: SHIT!
Xioyu: *picks up keys* I'll unlock you if you'll kiss me!
Hwo: Hell no, get away from me you commie bitch!
Xioyu: Awwww! *throws keys into the toilet bowl* I can always try!
Hwo: *cries*
Lee: There, there
Hwo: Don't patronise me!
Lee: I'm not, I feel your pain..
Hwo: I'm not gonna kiss you either!
Lee: *pouts like Xioyu and decides to leave Hwoarang alone*
Nadi: *walks up and picks the locks with her hairpin* There, you can whining now. * leaves
Hwo: damn....
Athos: she's mine!
Hwo: not if I can help it!
Kazuya: *pashes Michele
Jun, Ganryu & Baek: *simultaneously* I'm so depressed.
Julia: Go mum!
Jin: Mum?
Julia: I don't know, she wont admit it.
Michelle: I need a breather...
Kazuya: Okay
Michelle: *goes into the bathroom and Baek follows* OH MY GOD YOUR NOT KOREAN!
Kazuya: ???
Ganryu: shit
Kazuya: rearranges flowers, plays jingle bells, shoots christmas decorations with Nina's shotgun* Where's Michelle?
Nina: Now where the fuck is my shotgun??
*Michelle + Baek come out looking a little ruffled*
Baek: *big evil grin*
Michelle: O_O
Ganryu: Damn! I knew it!
Kazuya: *starts kissing Michelle again*
Anna: this is weird
Jin: yeah, normally it would be mother, but...
Anna: Michelle?
Julia: then if I dated Jin it would be incest!
What did Baek do to Michelle?
Next on "A Very Tekken Christmas"
Chapter 2
by Eyes of fate
cutedeath@2die4.com
Note: If you happen to be a Jun Kazama fan, I advise you not to read this, its just that I watched that tekken anime movie about a month ago and her character pissed me right off, don't get me wrong, she is a really cool character in tekken ( in fact I used to use her all the time for a while there!), this is just my way of venting ok?
Disclaimer: I don't own Tekken, Namco and Heihachi does... bla..... bla..... bla
At the Mishima Mansion......
Kazuya: Jun?
Jun: Yes, it's true..
Kazuya: and you meant so much to me! I should have dumped you for Michelle! You were bad!
Jun: *cries* I'm a bad whore....
Kazuya: That's right! *grins over at Michelle* now there's a woman..
Ganryu & Baek: Hey!
Anna: Hey!
Nina: *anime sweatdrop*
Jin: Mummy, are you OK?
Jun: No, fuck off already!
Jin: Mummy, I'm offended!
Jun: fuck off already! And quit calling me mummy!!
Heihachi: This is gonna be good.
Xioyu: It sure is! Don't you have something for me?
Heihachi: Later.
Xioyu: Awwwwwwwww!
Heihachi: Later!
Jin: *cries* Mummy hates me..
Athos: and you call yourself a bad ass. *gives Hwoarang a high five*
Hwo: *wipes his hands on his jeans* Ewww, Mishima germs
Athos: I thought we were friends!
Hwo: *looks away* We are, sorta...
Julia: *hands Hwoarang an eggnog* Here.
Hwo: Is it alcoholic?
Julia: *rolls eyes* Yes
Hwo: cool *skulls it and falls asleep*
Lee, King and Armour King: Damn!
Anna: mwhahahaha! *pulls Hwo over to the wall*
Lei: 0_o
Marshall: * Points at Paul and Forrest* Stop making out with my son!!
Forrest: *hic* eggnog goood...
Marshall: you're too young to drink!
Forrest: * Hic* You haven't seen Queer as folk, have you?
Marshall: no...
Paul: *hugs forrest* I'm Brian
Bryan: *all burnt up* Huh?
Lei: It doesn't concern you, Church boy!
Bryan: um, Zombie!
Forrest: and I'm..
Marshall: I don't wanna know!
Dr B: *falls over and electrocutes himself*
Yoshimitsu: What's new?
Anna: Are we ready for some music?
Hwo: *wakes up* Am I in... * sees Anna* Hell? *tries to get up. But notices he's chained to the wall and hand cuffed to his guitar* Whoa! I'm hand cuffed to my guitar! Bitch!
Anna: Here * gives Hwo a christmas carol song book* You have to play " jingle bells rock"
Hwo: shit!
Nina: *throws Anna out the window again* here * drops the keys just where he can't reach them, accidently, and continues beating up Anna*
Hwo: SHIT!
Xioyu: *picks up keys* I'll unlock you if you'll kiss me!
Hwo: Hell no, get away from me you commie bitch!
Xioyu: Awwww! *throws keys into the toilet bowl* I can always try!
Hwo: *cries*
Lee: There, there
Hwo: Don't patronise me!
Lee: I'm not, I feel your pain..
Hwo: I'm not gonna kiss you either!
Lee: *pouts like Xioyu and decides to leave Hwoarang alone*
Nadi: *walks up and picks the locks with her hairpin* There, you can whining now. * leaves
Hwo: damn....
Athos: she's mine!
Hwo: not if I can help it!
Kazuya: *pashes Michele
Jun, Ganryu & Baek: *simultaneously* I'm so depressed.
Julia: Go mum!
Jin: Mum?
Julia: I don't know, she wont admit it.
Michelle: I need a breather...
Kazuya: Okay
Michelle: *goes into the bathroom and Baek follows* OH MY GOD YOUR NOT KOREAN!
Kazuya: ???
Ganryu: shit
Kazuya: rearranges flowers, plays jingle bells, shoots christmas decorations with Nina's shotgun* Where's Michelle?
Nina: Now where the fuck is my shotgun??
*Michelle + Baek come out looking a little ruffled*
Baek: *big evil grin*
Michelle: O_O
Ganryu: Damn! I knew it!
Kazuya: *starts kissing Michelle again*
Anna: this is weird
Jin: yeah, normally it would be mother, but...
Anna: Michelle?
Julia: then if I dated Jin it would be incest!
What did Baek do to Michelle?
Next on "A Very Tekken Christmas"