Kibito had to act as our father, my dad and I were posing as twin brothers, as were Goten and Darien. That way, we could be in the same classes, without one of us looking like and idiot. I didn't know why we didn't just drag them back.

"Because if we did they'd be scared out of their mind. You didn't see how they reacted when we did that before. What we need to focus on is making them remember who they really are." He looked at some of the passing student while Kibito filled out a form with some false information. "Who are these people?"

I hadn't really taken notice, but these kids were all different. Some in pink, some in black, some with long hair, some bald. A whole lot of them were pierced somewhwere. So this is where my mom went to school.

"But how are we gonna make sure we end up in the same classes as mom?" After I asked him he pulled me aside and started whispering.

"You can't keep calling her mom, her name is Casey. As far as the classes go, you can use computers right?"

"Yeah, but I don't think they're gonna let us use them."

"Worry about that when the time comes."

We walked over to the desk where Kibito (in human form with dark brown hair and eyes like our but older looking) had just finished filling out the forms. I was still going to go by the name Kyudo, but my dad was going to go by Shawn. Get it Shin/Shawn.

Patterson would be our last name, which would also put us in my mom's homeroom. When the woman put our names into the computer and was about enter in our schedual, my dad, ah Shawn, waved his hands and all the moving students and office workers froze. "Kyudo, you have 15 minutes. Take this copy of your mom's schedual and make sure we match."

I worked furiously for about 7 minutes till I announced, "Done."



Darian

"Dad, you blew something up?" I whispered harshly at my father. When I said 'destraction' I didn't mean that.

"Well, don't worry about that, just go."

I hacked into the school computers and entered in my mom's schedual to match ours. Well, Darian and Alex's classes would match Siobhan's



"So SHAWN, what's our first class?"

"Calculus."

"Ah, what room?"

"Twelve."

"Ok, 12 is that way," I said, pointing to the right corridor. When we walked into the room all of the talking people were quiet and stared at us as we approached the teacher. None of these girls looked like my mom. I remembered one thing Gohan said, Sarah and Casey dressed alike. Ok, there were two girls who looked like they were dead, like, head to toe black. Two girls in blue, two girls in green, two in red. All pairs were talking.

"Ok, class." Th class got quiet agian. "We have some new students. As you can see they are twins, who's who guys?"

"I'm Kyudo."

"I'm Shhhhawn."

"Ok well, I'm Mr. MacIntyre. Have a seat, there's an empty one there and there." One was in the back and the other was in the front next the the undead pair. I took the one next to the girls in black.

"You guys have 5 minutes till the bell rings," the teacher announced. I had 5 minutes to figure out which one was my mother.

"Will you stop writing Casey loves Shin's penis on my notebook," the next to me screeched as she wacked the other one with her notebook.

"Oh like it's a lie," the hit one laughed back.

The girl stopped, "Good point, BUT DON'T WRITE IT ON MY NOTEBOOK!"

"How do you like him, he's PURPLE."

"So, I like the color."

No No, this was NOT my mom. "Um," I nervously broke in, "Who are you talking bout?"

"The all great hot sexy drop dead gorgious all holy mother of all cuteness Supreme Kai. Who else would I be talkin bout?"

Boy did THAT grab my dad's attention. No, not my mom, she couldn't be, this was not my mom. Black hair, black eye shadow,pale skin, black lipstick, black nails, Black shirt, black pants, black boots. ut around her neck was a little golden chain, with a heart-shaped crystal on it. In the crystal...was a little, white light. This woman was my mother.

"Ah, yes. New boys I want to show you a trick," the other girl (who must have been Sarah) called to us. She motions ed for my dad to watch as she yanked a piece of folded up paper from my mom's book. "Casey, what do you think of Britney Spears?"

"Shitney Queers honey, that how you say her name," my mother correct. No Casey, Casey said that, NOT my mom.

"Now watch," she unfolder the paper and held it in front of my mom, whose whole demeaner changed in a second. "Now what do you think?"

"Britney Spears is a wonderful person," Casey replied like she was a zombie, keeping her eyes trained on the paper.

"What do you think of swearing?"

"Swearing is wrong."

Sarah folded in half.

"Will you fuckin stop playin with my head like that. Gimme those back."

"What is that?" SHAWN asked, a little afriad to know the answer.

"Picture of the purple guy," Sarah answered, tossing him the paper. "You have these and she's putty in your hands.

Sure enough he open the paper, to find it littered with pictures of himself.



Siobhan

I stood outside waiting for Mariam to get done asking her teacher about making up a quiz she missed. Then, this wicked hott guy walks by, well, two guys, twins, but only one of them was hot. Yeah I know, sounds wierd, but it's true. So I mummbled to myself, "Hello, Mr. Hot Pants."

"What?" the boy I was directing it to asked as her turned to face me. I froze.

"You..you heard me?"

"Ah yeah," he answered, blushing.

"Ok, well, it was good knowing you but I have to go kill myself now, but I'm glad I got to see your ass before I died. And by the way my name is Siobhan and when my friend Mariam comes out tell her she can have my Drowning Pool CD and that part of my poster with Trunks on it."

"Your friend Mariam?" I asked. I wanted to make sure this was my mother. Oh God, my mom siad as, and as referring how cute my dad's was. EW!

"Yes, she'll have a scarf on her head. She's Muslim."

"Muslim?"