A Very Tekken Christmas
Chapter 3
Disclaimer: I don't own Tekken, Namco does, tra lala de da...
*yawn!*
Still at the Mishima mansion...
Baek: *evil grin*
Hwo: Master Baek, why the grin?
*Baek whispers something into Hwoarang's ear*
Hwo: *looks a little flushed* Master Baek! *Quickly returns to his cool* Only that? You should have done other stuff as well.
Baek: *shrugs* Like?
*Hwoarang leads Baek away giving him a list*
Baek: Hwoarang, you're pretty knowledgable for a 21 year old!
Hwo: *shrugs* What did you expect?
*Lei stood at the eggnog table, getting drunk*
Crispy Bryan: Oi, Wulame!
Lei: *raises eyebrow*
Bryan: Damn, you got to look like Kaji from NGE in the movie...
Lei: so..?
Bryan: OK, So my attempts at striking up a conversation suck.
Lei: that's true....
Bryan: At least I'm not drunk...
Lei: At least I can get drunk
Bryan: At least I can get my balls kicked in
Lei: *motions Nina over* At least I can have sex
Bryan: I'm a spiritual person now...
Lei: your dead.
Bryan (still all burnt up if you're wondering): I'm reanimated!
Lei: *skulls drink* at least I'm alive!
Kazuya + Bryan: *punch the air* You shouldn't discriminate against reanimated people!
Christie: Uh huh
Kazuya: you're not dead
Christie: Uh huh: *stares into space*
Lei: or is she?
Athos: should we push her?
Kazuya, Athos, Lei, Bryan + Lee: *look really, really tempted*
Xioyu: look! Tinsel!
Christie: Uh huh *moves over to Xioyu*
*over at the punch table Jun stands*
True Ogre: Pours a drink for Jun* What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Jun: It's a Christmas party. I was invited.
Ogre: *nods head* I've been in the Netherworld for 5000 years, and to be honest, do I make you randy baby?
Jun: Oh behave!
Ogre: *snorts*
Jun: You know I can see the goodness in your heart...
*Hwoarang stand, alone, drinking. Xioyu notices the mistletoe, just above his head. She moves a little closer, closer, then BAM! Lee knocks her out of the way and plants a big wet one on Hwoarang*
Lee: Merry Christmas!
Hwo: *spitting everywhere, trying to get the taste out of his mouth* What kind of a present is that?!
Lee: I thought you liked me...
Hwo: *retching* Well there are a number of sick people who think I like Jin! *Sticks finger up to all of those Yaoi writers*
Lee: *pouts and sits in the corner*
Kazuya: poor Lee, you should have given him a chance, he has a mouth like a Hover.
Hwo: *shocked* I'm not gay! As I was explaining to Lee!
Kazuya: Give him 2 minutes and he'll change your mind.
Hwo: What?! NO!!!!
Kazuya: *shrugs and goes back to kissing Michelle*
*Hwoarang looks at Kazuya and Lee, then shakes his head*
Hwo: A mouth like a Hover?
*Kuma sits with Panda, smoking pot*
Kuma: This is good shit!
Panda: *Inhales deeply* Awwww man........
Hwo: Now where did I stick my stash? This party is getting boring...
Panda: Holy shit! The redhead is comin' over! Quick! Hide the bong!
*Kuma hides the bong*
Hwo: Hey, have you guys seen my grass anywhere?
Kuma + Panda: Grr?
Hwo: Sorry man, I swear I heard you talking a moment ago, hey, you guys look pretty whacked, what are you on?
Kuma: *pulls out the bong* We found some wicked shit
Hwo: *sits down* Can I pull one?
Panda: Yeah, sure
Hwo: Got a light?
Kuma: Paul stole my lighter *sob*
Hwo: Nevermind *pulls out one of his many lighters and smokes*
*Christie, Eddy, Tiger and Xioyu play twister*
Kazuya: that game is ruined now *goes back to pashing Michelle*
*Katou from Angel Sancturary walks over to Hwoarang and the bears*
Katou: Anyone got a light?
Hwoarang: Here *hands Katou Jin's Scar patterned lighter with a flame background (that would be cool to have actually...)*
Jin: That's my god damn lighter!!!
Jun: WHAT?!
Ogre: *pashes Jun*
Katou: Cool lighter *lights a blunt and walks off with Jin's lighter*
Jin: OI! You come back here! *runs after Katou*
Hwo: Took Jin a while to notice his lighter was gone.
Panda: When did you take it?
Hwo: I nicked it about a year back
*Nina plays twister with Eddy, Tiger, Christie and Xioyu, but ends up breaking their legs, arms, ankles and necks*
Eddy, Tiger, Christie and Xioyu: Ow! Nina you suck!
Nina: *Glares* I won didn't I?
Xioyu: You cheated!!
Nina: *Twists her already broken arm* Did not!!
Authors notes: ( I hate writing these! )
Thanks to Void slayer once again, this time for letting me use the Christie "uh huh" Monterio gag, it just fits so well with her character and I had to use it, in fact the Lei + Bryan corny argument was the lead up to it.
Sorry if you found it unbearable, or got confused, I mainly do this in class, when I'm 'sposed to be doing something else... so its mainly cut and paste in it's style
Please review!
Chapter 3
Disclaimer: I don't own Tekken, Namco does, tra lala de da...
*yawn!*
Still at the Mishima mansion...
Baek: *evil grin*
Hwo: Master Baek, why the grin?
*Baek whispers something into Hwoarang's ear*
Hwo: *looks a little flushed* Master Baek! *Quickly returns to his cool* Only that? You should have done other stuff as well.
Baek: *shrugs* Like?
*Hwoarang leads Baek away giving him a list*
Baek: Hwoarang, you're pretty knowledgable for a 21 year old!
Hwo: *shrugs* What did you expect?
*Lei stood at the eggnog table, getting drunk*
Crispy Bryan: Oi, Wulame!
Lei: *raises eyebrow*
Bryan: Damn, you got to look like Kaji from NGE in the movie...
Lei: so..?
Bryan: OK, So my attempts at striking up a conversation suck.
Lei: that's true....
Bryan: At least I'm not drunk...
Lei: At least I can get drunk
Bryan: At least I can get my balls kicked in
Lei: *motions Nina over* At least I can have sex
Bryan: I'm a spiritual person now...
Lei: your dead.
Bryan (still all burnt up if you're wondering): I'm reanimated!
Lei: *skulls drink* at least I'm alive!
Kazuya + Bryan: *punch the air* You shouldn't discriminate against reanimated people!
Christie: Uh huh
Kazuya: you're not dead
Christie: Uh huh: *stares into space*
Lei: or is she?
Athos: should we push her?
Kazuya, Athos, Lei, Bryan + Lee: *look really, really tempted*
Xioyu: look! Tinsel!
Christie: Uh huh *moves over to Xioyu*
*over at the punch table Jun stands*
True Ogre: Pours a drink for Jun* What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Jun: It's a Christmas party. I was invited.
Ogre: *nods head* I've been in the Netherworld for 5000 years, and to be honest, do I make you randy baby?
Jun: Oh behave!
Ogre: *snorts*
Jun: You know I can see the goodness in your heart...
*Hwoarang stand, alone, drinking. Xioyu notices the mistletoe, just above his head. She moves a little closer, closer, then BAM! Lee knocks her out of the way and plants a big wet one on Hwoarang*
Lee: Merry Christmas!
Hwo: *spitting everywhere, trying to get the taste out of his mouth* What kind of a present is that?!
Lee: I thought you liked me...
Hwo: *retching* Well there are a number of sick people who think I like Jin! *Sticks finger up to all of those Yaoi writers*
Lee: *pouts and sits in the corner*
Kazuya: poor Lee, you should have given him a chance, he has a mouth like a Hover.
Hwo: *shocked* I'm not gay! As I was explaining to Lee!
Kazuya: Give him 2 minutes and he'll change your mind.
Hwo: What?! NO!!!!
Kazuya: *shrugs and goes back to kissing Michelle*
*Hwoarang looks at Kazuya and Lee, then shakes his head*
Hwo: A mouth like a Hover?
*Kuma sits with Panda, smoking pot*
Kuma: This is good shit!
Panda: *Inhales deeply* Awwww man........
Hwo: Now where did I stick my stash? This party is getting boring...
Panda: Holy shit! The redhead is comin' over! Quick! Hide the bong!
*Kuma hides the bong*
Hwo: Hey, have you guys seen my grass anywhere?
Kuma + Panda: Grr?
Hwo: Sorry man, I swear I heard you talking a moment ago, hey, you guys look pretty whacked, what are you on?
Kuma: *pulls out the bong* We found some wicked shit
Hwo: *sits down* Can I pull one?
Panda: Yeah, sure
Hwo: Got a light?
Kuma: Paul stole my lighter *sob*
Hwo: Nevermind *pulls out one of his many lighters and smokes*
*Christie, Eddy, Tiger and Xioyu play twister*
Kazuya: that game is ruined now *goes back to pashing Michelle*
*Katou from Angel Sancturary walks over to Hwoarang and the bears*
Katou: Anyone got a light?
Hwoarang: Here *hands Katou Jin's Scar patterned lighter with a flame background (that would be cool to have actually...)*
Jin: That's my god damn lighter!!!
Jun: WHAT?!
Ogre: *pashes Jun*
Katou: Cool lighter *lights a blunt and walks off with Jin's lighter*
Jin: OI! You come back here! *runs after Katou*
Hwo: Took Jin a while to notice his lighter was gone.
Panda: When did you take it?
Hwo: I nicked it about a year back
*Nina plays twister with Eddy, Tiger, Christie and Xioyu, but ends up breaking their legs, arms, ankles and necks*
Eddy, Tiger, Christie and Xioyu: Ow! Nina you suck!
Nina: *Glares* I won didn't I?
Xioyu: You cheated!!
Nina: *Twists her already broken arm* Did not!!
Authors notes: ( I hate writing these! )
Thanks to Void slayer once again, this time for letting me use the Christie "uh huh" Monterio gag, it just fits so well with her character and I had to use it, in fact the Lei + Bryan corny argument was the lead up to it.
Sorry if you found it unbearable, or got confused, I mainly do this in class, when I'm 'sposed to be doing something else... so its mainly cut and paste in it's style
Please review!