A Very Tekken Christmas
Chapter 4
Disclaimer: I don't own Tekken, Namco does...... for now.
Claimer: However I do own Athos, Nadi, Tere & J2
Anywayz on with the damn story that was created for no particular reason....
*Steve Fox walks in*
Steve; Hiya everyone!!
Everyone; *groan* Hi Steve.
Nina; *drops Xioayu on her head* Steve, there is someone I'd like you to meet.
Steve: who?
Nina; My other illegitimate son with Kazuya.
Athos; hi
Steve: how come you look Japanese?
Athos; Kazuya's Japanese. You see, his genes are dominate to Nina's Irish genes.
Steve; Well, if we're brothers, then how come I look British and not Japanese?
Athos: Namco fucked up, you'd better ring up. And while your there, complain about your shirt.
Steve; *looks at his Hawaiian shirt* What's wrong with my shirt?
Athos: *smacks forehead and walks off*
Kazuya: How come I keep on having sons?
Tere; *walks in* I like it when you have sons, their all so cute!
*Jin, Steve and Athos back away*
*Kazuya just kisses Michelle*
*Xioayu follows Heihachi to the dungeons*
*Ayane and Kasumi stand eating chips at the chip table*
Ayane: I don't think we're 'sposed to be here, we're from DOA.
Kasumi: Damn my bra hurts!
Ayane; Yeah! Lets take 'em off!
*Ayane and Kasumi take their bras off to discover that they were wearing over- sized push up bras, and originally they had normal breast sizes*
Kasumi: wow! I haven't been able to see my feet in years!
Ayane: Hell yeah!
*Ayane and Kasumi throw their bras at Hwoarang*
Hwo: Holly shit!
Ein: (from DOA) Holly shit girls! What happened? *falls over and spills eggnog on Ayane's chest* Nevermind!
Hwoarang: I'm suffocating!
Kuma and Panda:* shake their heads*
Anna: *whips the bras away from Hwoarang's head (amazingly she's still alive)* Wow! This is a bra thingy right? Nina, help me put it on!
Nina; *sceptical look* You've neve put a bra on before?
Anna; *happy* no
Nina: so let me get this straight, you've never put a bra on for Forty years?
Anna: Uh huh
Christie: Uh huh
Nina: Why aren't you unconscious??! *kicks Christie in the head* Okay, I'll help you Anna *sigh*
Hwo: I can breathe! *breathes in a hell of a lot of pot smoke and passes out*
Kuma and Panda: *listening to Bob Marly* #get up stand up stand up for your rights #
Paul Phoenix; *walks over and gets dizzy because of the pot smoke* Hey! You bears! Come here for a beating!
Kuma: yeah right *goes back to listening to Bob Marly*
Paul; *staggers..* Wheee... *and lands on Unknown* Hey baby...
Unknown: *Struggling* Get your hands off a me! *gets possessed*
Marshall: I thought you were gay!
Forrest: *cries* I loved you! You made me feel so wanted!
Paul; yeah, well *breaks out into song* # Its a sexual revolution #
Unknown: What the fuck?
Macy Gray : thank you for degrading my song Paul.
J2: *finally walks in (I've been meaning to put him in for a while!)* Oh god what is that?
Kazuya: *transforming*
J2: *picks up a brick and hands it to Devil Kazuya* Please for the love of god!
Devil Kazuya: Gladly * Throws the brick so damn hard it caught alight at it flew through the air. It hit Paul, between the eyes, knocking him out and leaving an imprint*
J2: # you have to keep your freak to yourself #
Paul: #Jingle bells jingle bells jingle bells rock...#
Confused reader: Is that all the author knows?
Author known as Eyes Of Fate: No, would you like me to make Paul sing a song about Jesus instead?
Catholic reader: that would be lovely
Author: fine
Paul: # Mary's boy child Jesus Christ was born on Christmas day #
Hwo; Aw man! Get off me! *Tries to shift Paul's fat ass off him*
Paul: Hey, baby...
Hwo: don't you dare crack on to me! *punches Paul in the nose*
*As Paul goes flying, his pants tear open, revealing a pair of French black lace under wear*
Nina: YOU SICK BASTARD, I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT OF MY UNDERWEAR!!!! *she then flew at him and proceeded to break all of his joints, bones and rip his muscles apart*
Michelle: Paul is not having a good time..
*Tere grabs Jin and pulls him down to the dungeons to make out, only to find...*
Jin; Xioayu!
Tere; Hedgis!
Heihachi: It's Heihachi to you!!! *goes back to pashing Xioayu*
Jin & Tere: oh my god!
Tere: and she used to be my favourite female character!!
Jin: # I saw Xioayu kissing Hei- hachi! Under his beard so white #
Tere: this is bad.
Jin: I want my present granddaddy!
Heihachi: wait a minute boy! I'm giving Xioayu hers!
Tere; ewwwwwwwww! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick!
Heihachi: Jesus no! *shoves Xioayu out of the way* Don't be gross!
Xioayu: your all so mean!
Jin: Did you even know what we meant?
Xioayu: UM, no, Jin Jin
Tere: JIN JIN? *chases Xioayu*
Heihachi: *shakes head* this is one sick fic
Author: *glares* I could be awful to you, I mean really bad.
Heihachi: like what are you going to do to me? *mocking*
Author: I dunno, but it's gonna be bad. Your gonna get the degrading you deserve!
Heihachi: *raises eyebrow and acts real cool about it*
Author: Next time Heihachi Walter Mishima, I don't know what I'm gonna do, but I will get you!
Heihachi: Noooooooo! Not my middle name!
In fact, if any one has any ideas about what could happen to Heihachi in the next instalment of A very Tekken Christmas please email me with suggestions at:
cutedeath@2die4.com
I'll make sure I'll thank you on the next chapter (if I don't you can sue by all means!)
Thanks to Voidslayer (who's not writing at the moment because his computer blew up, so hang in there if your a Tekken Goes On Tour fan, I'll make sure the next chapter gets up as soon as possible! *waves cat 'o nine tails around*) Well he's been turning me on all week (ever want something you can't have?), and giving me suggestions for what Nina could do (he's the biggest Nina fan around)
And sorry to everyone if their favourite character has been degraded in some way, just remember its all in fun, and I even bagged out my favourite character, Hwoarang (I'm nuts about him, honestly! I've even dyed my hair red and taken up Tae Kwon Do!) so if you decide to e mail me nasty flamers, you can, but I'll return the email with a just as nasty comment on the bottom.
Chapter 4
Disclaimer: I don't own Tekken, Namco does...... for now.
Claimer: However I do own Athos, Nadi, Tere & J2
Anywayz on with the damn story that was created for no particular reason....
*Steve Fox walks in*
Steve; Hiya everyone!!
Everyone; *groan* Hi Steve.
Nina; *drops Xioayu on her head* Steve, there is someone I'd like you to meet.
Steve: who?
Nina; My other illegitimate son with Kazuya.
Athos; hi
Steve: how come you look Japanese?
Athos; Kazuya's Japanese. You see, his genes are dominate to Nina's Irish genes.
Steve; Well, if we're brothers, then how come I look British and not Japanese?
Athos: Namco fucked up, you'd better ring up. And while your there, complain about your shirt.
Steve; *looks at his Hawaiian shirt* What's wrong with my shirt?
Athos: *smacks forehead and walks off*
Kazuya: How come I keep on having sons?
Tere; *walks in* I like it when you have sons, their all so cute!
*Jin, Steve and Athos back away*
*Kazuya just kisses Michelle*
*Xioayu follows Heihachi to the dungeons*
*Ayane and Kasumi stand eating chips at the chip table*
Ayane: I don't think we're 'sposed to be here, we're from DOA.
Kasumi: Damn my bra hurts!
Ayane; Yeah! Lets take 'em off!
*Ayane and Kasumi take their bras off to discover that they were wearing over- sized push up bras, and originally they had normal breast sizes*
Kasumi: wow! I haven't been able to see my feet in years!
Ayane: Hell yeah!
*Ayane and Kasumi throw their bras at Hwoarang*
Hwo: Holly shit!
Ein: (from DOA) Holly shit girls! What happened? *falls over and spills eggnog on Ayane's chest* Nevermind!
Hwoarang: I'm suffocating!
Kuma and Panda:* shake their heads*
Anna: *whips the bras away from Hwoarang's head (amazingly she's still alive)* Wow! This is a bra thingy right? Nina, help me put it on!
Nina; *sceptical look* You've neve put a bra on before?
Anna; *happy* no
Nina: so let me get this straight, you've never put a bra on for Forty years?
Anna: Uh huh
Christie: Uh huh
Nina: Why aren't you unconscious??! *kicks Christie in the head* Okay, I'll help you Anna *sigh*
Hwo: I can breathe! *breathes in a hell of a lot of pot smoke and passes out*
Kuma and Panda: *listening to Bob Marly* #get up stand up stand up for your rights #
Paul Phoenix; *walks over and gets dizzy because of the pot smoke* Hey! You bears! Come here for a beating!
Kuma: yeah right *goes back to listening to Bob Marly*
Paul; *staggers..* Wheee... *and lands on Unknown* Hey baby...
Unknown: *Struggling* Get your hands off a me! *gets possessed*
Marshall: I thought you were gay!
Forrest: *cries* I loved you! You made me feel so wanted!
Paul; yeah, well *breaks out into song* # Its a sexual revolution #
Unknown: What the fuck?
Macy Gray : thank you for degrading my song Paul.
J2: *finally walks in (I've been meaning to put him in for a while!)* Oh god what is that?
Kazuya: *transforming*
J2: *picks up a brick and hands it to Devil Kazuya* Please for the love of god!
Devil Kazuya: Gladly * Throws the brick so damn hard it caught alight at it flew through the air. It hit Paul, between the eyes, knocking him out and leaving an imprint*
J2: # you have to keep your freak to yourself #
Paul: #Jingle bells jingle bells jingle bells rock...#
Confused reader: Is that all the author knows?
Author known as Eyes Of Fate: No, would you like me to make Paul sing a song about Jesus instead?
Catholic reader: that would be lovely
Author: fine
Paul: # Mary's boy child Jesus Christ was born on Christmas day #
Hwo; Aw man! Get off me! *Tries to shift Paul's fat ass off him*
Paul: Hey, baby...
Hwo: don't you dare crack on to me! *punches Paul in the nose*
*As Paul goes flying, his pants tear open, revealing a pair of French black lace under wear*
Nina: YOU SICK BASTARD, I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT OF MY UNDERWEAR!!!! *she then flew at him and proceeded to break all of his joints, bones and rip his muscles apart*
Michelle: Paul is not having a good time..
*Tere grabs Jin and pulls him down to the dungeons to make out, only to find...*
Jin; Xioayu!
Tere; Hedgis!
Heihachi: It's Heihachi to you!!! *goes back to pashing Xioayu*
Jin & Tere: oh my god!
Tere: and she used to be my favourite female character!!
Jin: # I saw Xioayu kissing Hei- hachi! Under his beard so white #
Tere: this is bad.
Jin: I want my present granddaddy!
Heihachi: wait a minute boy! I'm giving Xioayu hers!
Tere; ewwwwwwwww! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick!
Heihachi: Jesus no! *shoves Xioayu out of the way* Don't be gross!
Xioayu: your all so mean!
Jin: Did you even know what we meant?
Xioayu: UM, no, Jin Jin
Tere: JIN JIN? *chases Xioayu*
Heihachi: *shakes head* this is one sick fic
Author: *glares* I could be awful to you, I mean really bad.
Heihachi: like what are you going to do to me? *mocking*
Author: I dunno, but it's gonna be bad. Your gonna get the degrading you deserve!
Heihachi: *raises eyebrow and acts real cool about it*
Author: Next time Heihachi Walter Mishima, I don't know what I'm gonna do, but I will get you!
Heihachi: Noooooooo! Not my middle name!
In fact, if any one has any ideas about what could happen to Heihachi in the next instalment of A very Tekken Christmas please email me with suggestions at:
cutedeath@2die4.com
I'll make sure I'll thank you on the next chapter (if I don't you can sue by all means!)
Thanks to Voidslayer (who's not writing at the moment because his computer blew up, so hang in there if your a Tekken Goes On Tour fan, I'll make sure the next chapter gets up as soon as possible! *waves cat 'o nine tails around*) Well he's been turning me on all week (ever want something you can't have?), and giving me suggestions for what Nina could do (he's the biggest Nina fan around)
And sorry to everyone if their favourite character has been degraded in some way, just remember its all in fun, and I even bagged out my favourite character, Hwoarang (I'm nuts about him, honestly! I've even dyed my hair red and taken up Tae Kwon Do!) so if you decide to e mail me nasty flamers, you can, but I'll return the email with a just as nasty comment on the bottom.