Hehe, Well, let's just hope people who like to read my small.. pointless fics will forgive me for my long vacation break. I've been kinda busy...

AAHH!! I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS AND VANITY WOULDN'T PAY THE RANSOM OR RENT! SO WE WERE ARRESTED WHEN I CAME BACK AND MY MOM DIDN'T WANT TO PAY BAIL SO MY FRIEND... (very nice friend... good friend...) PRINCESS OF THE MONKEYS BAILED ME OUT... AND THEN I HAD TO BECOME HER SERVANT FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!! AAHHH!! AND THEN MY OLDER BROTHER CAME AND HE GAVE ME MY COMPUTER SO I COULD WORK ON THIS IN MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT IN THE BATHROOM WERE NO ONE WILL EVER FIND ME OR SEE ME DOING THIS... BUT THE ONLY REASON MY BROTHER GAVE ME THE COMPUTER WAS CAUSE IT WAS IN HIS WAY... OF UHH... HIS BALLET ROOM! YAHOO!

(-see Princess of the Monkeys off to the side with Final Flash wave in hand- ) Okay, -sigh- I lied, I wasn't abducted by aliens, me and Vanity don't pay rent cause we aren't making any money off this and if I was arrested my mom would ground me for a month after leaving me there for a night then paying bail. And Princess of the Monkeys would never pay my bail... though she would do almost anything to make me her servant...

(-whispers- that's my disclaimer... if you couldn't tell... and reason why I haven't updated lately)



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My Trip To Wonderland (Notice, title name changed)

Chapter 6: Goblins, Fish Woman, and Reunitment

When she opened her eyes, the room was dimly lit. The woman with the blue hair had her back turned to her, and appeared to be cooking something. She tried to move her head to see what it was, but found the headpiece cutting into her dried scabs. A small whimper escaped from her mouth. The woman quickly turned around, her long blue hair swirled around with her. "So sleeping cross dress has finally decided to wake up. Good thing those goblins didn't get too far with you."

"G-goblins?!"

The woman smiled. "Honey," she raised her eyebrows in a matter-o-fact motion. "You do believe in magic, don't you?"

"No, magic is a fairy tale. There is no such thing as a sprite a fair-"

The woman quickly covered her mouth. "Don't say that!" She looked around nervously. "Every time you said some 'fairy tale creature' doesn't exist, one dies."

"But they don't-"

"You trying to start a Domination War again?! Dear, stop fighting! Look at me!"

Rini looked at the woman, there was nothing 'unusual' about her. "What?" The woman took a few steps closer to Rini. A slight glimmer could be seen on her bare arms. "What is that?"

The woman smiled slightly. "I'm a fish."

"WHAT?!"

"Yes, long ago, Hotaru, the sorceress, turned me into a human. There are still scales down my back. And I have gills." She pushed some hair away from her neck, gills twitched slightly under the eyes of Rini.

"Why?"

"You wouldn't understand, you aren't very old." She moved closer to Rini. "Now what was your name again?"

"Uh, Rini." Rini said as she carefully took off the headset. She gasped in pain as the sharp points that had been digging into her cheeks were pulled off, scratching her face. She did not take off the chains the bound her to the wall.

The woman smiled. "Now you can talk right. I'm not trying to make you comfortable, don't ever mistake me for doing that." Rini nodded. "I am Lunch."

"Huh?"

"That is my name, Lunch." Lunch moved back to the fire and began working at whatever it was she had been doing. "Those darn goblins didn't even do their job right, I have to do everything. Same with Bulma." She sighed and threw something into the fire, it flashed and there was a loud crackle.



Trunks snapped his attention to the left as a young boy, about two years younger then him, run through the bushes. "Did," he gasped for breath, his sides heaving, sweat trickling down his temples. "Did you see a girl, or a guy... about this tall," he pulled his hand up to his forehead. "With pink hair, and, and red eyes?"

'This tall? Pink hair? RED EYES?' "No, but I've seen her before. Why?" Trunks answered.

Minako giggled. "Why would you care about her?"

The boy looked over to her to complain. "Well I was traveling with her and, wow." He stopped and his mouth fell.

"That's what I thought..." she giggle yet again. "Why don't I take you to my lair, so you can rest and feast! All of you!" They all nodded. She flew up next to them. "Good."



"If Prince Torunsku and my daughter are to be married where are they?" King Endymion said to the King from across the mountain's borders.

"My, do you not know where your daughter is? My son is at home, in his kingdom." King Vegeta said, trying to keep his voice calm while talking to the king.

"My daughter has disappeared ever since you have come to our kingdom. Some say she was kidnapped. But there has been no sign of a ransom, I think she found a way out of the palace."

King Vegeta nodded and turned around, letting his cloak swish behind him as he walked away form the king and his queen. "King Vegeta!" The queen yelled, he turned around. "Please, if you know anything about the whereabouts of my queen's daughter is, tell me. And," the king grew impatient but tried his best to remain calm as she spoke. "Please, call for your son, to visit our kingdom." King Vegeta nodded and walked out of the room.

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When he left the room he sighed, then called his messenger to call Prince Torunsku to the kingdom.



Juunangou rode through the forest on his horse, three bags of grain tied to the horse's sides.

"Once I find the secret behind the queen, I will know how and why she disappeared." He smirked as he came upon a shallow riverbed.

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"Why aren't you letting me go?"

"Because I'm waiting for the Sprite to come back with the new prey. We need to get food some how!"

"Food?"

"You'll understand when she comes."

Rini nodded. Carefully reminding herself never to be kidnapped by goblins, or fishwomen ever again. Though it may be hard to stop.

"all right."

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When Trunks awoke, he didn't know where he was. Fact of the matter was, he never realized he fell asleep. He looked gruffly to his left. There was that boy, uhh, his head was killing him, trying to remember his name. He hated this it felt as if, he just had three cups too many. No, the boy never formally introduced himself. Darn pheasants and their rude manners. Him, he knew when to use formal manners and when to at like a normal person.

Now, everything seemed fine. They were in a, strangely enough, cavern of some sort. Then, something hit him. Where was Yamcha? He looked to his right and didn't see anything. Yamcha? Where could he have gone to?

Then he heard it. It was a high pitch laugh and two screams. One, sounded a bit like... YAMCHA! No! Yamcha was in trouble! he tried to move, being as athletic as he was, it shouldn't have been a problem.

But it was.

He struggled to move his legs, but they felt like slushy water in a goat hide. He tried to move his arms. Nothing, this had happened to him once before, when he was drunk and he happened to be very young at the time it happened. He sat there for hours that night, till he could feel his feet again. But now, he knew he wasn't drunk, he was so used to drunkenness it didn't bother him any more. What could have made this so impossible.

He looked down, that's why, was that... What was that holding his cold, pale feet together? Was it.. no, that was disgusting. No, it was three long strands of hair. Should be easy enough to break. but he was struggling. What about these hairs made it so hard? As he looked down at them, he saw they weren't normal. What had happened?

There was only one scream that rang out this time. And a long, draw out slicing sound.

"PLEASE STOP THIS AT ONCE!" A voice, sounding like young woman, or a old girl. "It's unmoral and disgusting!"

He looked up, that voice was so... familiar. Where had he heard her voice before? A meeting with his father? No, it didn't matter now, he just needed to get this... hair, off of him so he could save her and Yamcha. As a loyal friend he had to. Also, as a Prince, it was his nature. No matter how hard he tried to deny it, he would always be,

Prince Torunsku of the...

His thoughts were interrupted by a loud crash and a girl with a torn body suit (the ones you wear under the armor...) ran right over him tripping. She couldn't get off of him for her legs were tied together as were her arms. "What did I trip on? Great! Stupid kaasan! Giving me her clumsiness!"

Trunks was about to say something as a hideous woman with long fangs and blonde hair ran into them. Not out of rudeness, but out of reflect, he threw his legs up out of her way as she tripped on a rut and fell, the girl on him flew up to the roof. But something strange happened. Normally, when a person is thrown into the roof with such force, there's a loud SPLAT noise, followed by a long UGH! and then another SPLAT as they hit the floor, but there wasn't. There was only a grunt and then a scream.

The blonde woman, who Trunks now recognized as the sprite, Minako, and Trunks looked up to see why she screamed, when there was a bright flash of light. "What in the Catholic Saints' name is going on?" Minako screamed as she covered her eyes quickly.

That girl... Was FLOATING in the air. She was just... floating. She was surrounded by a bright white light, floating.

He quickly rubbed his eyes. She was still floating.

Trunks rolled onto his side as the girl fell from where she was with a loud THUMP! He bumped the boy next to him, he groaned slightly and looked up.

"Where..." But he was interrupted by the girl.

"THEY KILLED HIM!" She screamed, pointing at Minako. "Her and Lunch! They killed him!" She noticed now that her wrists were free. The bright, blinding light had broken the binds that held her feet together and hands. She stood up and ran over to the boy next to Trunks. "Goten? What in the holy barnyard are you doing here?"

The boy smiled sheepishly. "I... don't remember..."

She frowned but helped him anyways. She looked over at the Trunks. Her eyes flashed.

He looked into her eyes and couldn't look away. He was... locked in her gaze.

"Minako! Forget about them! We've already got rid of two of them. Hotaru will enjoy something to play with."

Minako nodded. "All right Lunch." She turned and glared at Goten, Trunks and Rini. "You got lucky. Now get out of here before I sic the goblins on you!"

Rini nodded quickly and pulled Goten up. "You're friends were killed. Both of them."

Trunks looked at the ground. 'Kuso, I knew something like this was going to happen. Now I've got no cover...'

Goten stood up, leaning on Rini's shoulder. Goten saw how Trunks was debating what to do now. "You, going somewhere?"

Trunks looked up. "No, I'm just wandering around."

Rini looked at him and help untie him. "You can come with us if you'd like. It's no problem, and we'd enjoy the company."

Goten nodded. Though not fully agreeing with what she said. "We wouldn't mind." He said as he cut Trunks loose. "There. I don't know how to get out... Rini... how did you get here?"

"I... was..." she blushed. "Kidnapped."

Goten nodded. "Come on, let's find our way out of here."

They all stood up and began walking away from the sprite and fish women.

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Were-Monkey Chick: Okay, I'm done for now. ^^

Thanks for all the reviews. I hope you're not dangerously confused any more. And Renity, you need to update! (But then again, I'm not really one to talk... -mutters something-)

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