Interviews

Siobhan

Kari: Ok here I am, on the phone with Siobhan just after I tyed up the last chapter.

Siobhan: Am I supposed to be normal Siobhan or story Siobhan?"

Kari: Is there a difference?"

Siobhan: Not really, but I need to know so I am in character.

Kari. Be regular Siobhan.

Siobhan: M'kay

Kari: Now, first off, how many of my phases have you lasted throught with your liking of Goten and about how

many monthes is that?

Siobhan: Um, let's see. About three phases. And like, 8 or nine monthes. If I got knocked up in the begining I'd be having the kid now. I'd have a bouncing baby Darian on my knee.

Kari: Yes and do you feel that siobhan in the story is a good reflecion of the real you?

Siobhan: Hm?

Kari: (repetes the question)

Siobhan: Well, yeah. Basically. Except for the fact that she actually gets Goten.

Kari: You don't see me sitting on Vegeta's lap now do you?

Siobhan: well considering we're on the phone I can't see any of you.

Kari (sarcastically): Oh ha ha ha ha ha.

Siobhan: I'm here to amuse. I'll be in town everynight this week, matinee on Sunday, cover charge $5 drinks are on the house.

Kari: Next question. What do you like most about Goten?

Siobhan: Oh so many things. Well, I think it's cause, oh how do I explain this? He balances me.

Kari: OK, and becaue of you're love for him, is there anybody you must kill now?

Siobhan: HER, the slut of the yellow dress, Parisu. And that weird chick that was leaving odd reviews in your guestbook on your old site [http://piccolos_girl0.tripod.com/ShinsDBZPalace]

Kari: Not Trunks?

Siobhan: I'm not even gonna dignify that with and answer.

Kari: Yeah, you stay in denial there.

Siobhan: As Dan would say, "He's on the straight and narrow." Anyway, next question.

Kari: What is your favorite fic on ff.net?

Siobhan: I haven't really read that many, but not counting yours. I know. Ro'sha. Goku and Vegeta are meant to be together. YOu're staning in between their love.

Kari: Yeah, I know. I'm off to kill Goku after his interview. But SHHH, don't tell him that.

Siobhan: Alright, but how can you kill a guy who's already dead. I mean, if this were south park he'd so be kenny."

Kari (as Krillin): Oh My God, you killed Goku!

Siobhan (as Gohan): You bastard! DADDDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYY! That is sooo sad when he screams for his dad. It makes me wanna cry but I can't

Kari: Is there anything I put in the fic that is not like you?

Siobhan: Um... I remember thinking there was but I can't remember now. Basically, the character is true to me.

There are a few thing I wouldn't do.

Kari: Like get pregant so young?

Siobhan: Oh yeah, I definatly would not do that. And my dad would at least attempt to beat the crap out of

poor Goten. You know me, big abstenance person. It's my good, churchgoing upbringing. I'm an alter girl. In

fact, I have to serve mass tomorrow.

Kari: Or your dad could just have your dog kill Goten.

Siobhan: Bark!

Kari: You people don't get that,

Siobhan: What's the number for 911?

Kari: I haven't a clue Siobhan.

Siobhan: Damn it!

Kari: OK, and what would you do if Goten broke down your door and kiddenapped you?

Siobhan: It's not kiddenap if it's consentual.

Kari: Ok, he 'swept you away.'

Siobhan: Well obviosly I'd be swept away. I mean, come on. And I would not bring as much crap as you had me bring. Yeah, that's something that is TOTALLY different from me. I pack light.

Kari: And how do feel about my wanting Vegeta?

Siobhan: Are you happy?

Kari: Yessum

Siobhan: Well then I'm cool with it. I just want you to be happy.

Kari: You weren't happy while I was dating Mat ::shivers::

Siobhan: Don't get me started

Kari: I should go replace that scumbag's name with someone else's.

Siobhan: Yes, you should, but oh well.

Kari: Right next question. Are you wearing pants?

Siobhan: Actually no I'm not. Am I ever wearing pants?

Kari: I was hopin you were. Thanks for dashing my hopes.

Siobhan: I took my pants off quite a while-

Kari: SIOBHAN! DON'T WANNA HEAR IT!

Siobhan: It's not like I'm exposed or anything. I'm walking around in the privacy of my own home, no one is home but my mom and the cats. And she changed my dipers so I don't think she's gonna be surprised by anything. Remeber, I'm full of pride, I just have no shame. And remember, I have good legs so screw you.

Kari: OOOOKKKK. Well. Off that topic. What do you think of Gohan?

Siobhan: Um...be more specific.

Kari: Wheh he fights Dabura aka your chemistry teacher.

Siobhan: Oh...um...what do you mean when he fights my chemisty teacher. Ah, confused brain.

Kari: When GOHAN was fighting DABURA!

Siobhan: Oh GOHAN, I thought you said God meaning Shin. Oh...Gohan, oh he's a pitiful, pathetic, weak excuse for a disgrace to the Saiyan race.

Kari: And do I share these said beliefs?"

Siobhan: Yeah. We where Jan Kan Poning (Rock, Paper Sissors) over who got to kill him.

Kari: Didn't I win?

Siobhan: No, we keep doing it but it keeps coming out different and the other argues 'But you get to kill everyone else." And plus, we can only maim him, Erica wants to use him later.

Kari: Ah, yes. I forgot that.

Siobhan: Yeah you forget a lot of things. Anything else?

Kari: Anything you wanna add?

Siobhan: I don't know. I mean, I don't really know what your fans really think or me. I have a Siobhan/Goten Lemon if anyone wants to read it. Just leave a review. I ain't postin that thang othawise. I mean, by now, everyone knows that I'ma real person. Cause that was annoying me. I mean, do you know how annoying it is when people think you are someone else's personality?

Kari: Ok, so that's i I guess, right.



Siobhan: Oh no, I'll be popping into your other interveiws later.

Kari: Oh yes and I still have the interview with you and Goten.

Siobhan That too.