Chapter Three: There's No Way To Kill You!?
"YIPEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta yelled, running up and down the hall with outstretched arms. Everyone started coming out of their rooms, Vegeta's yells waking them up. When they came out into the hall, they just watched him run back and forth yelling. Goku came out of his room mumbling something and Vegeta ran into him, knocking them both over.
"Daddy!" Goten and Trunks yelled.
"Great!" Goku though. "Now he's gonna yell at me!"
"I'm sorry, Kakarott!" Vegeta exclaimed, jogging in place. "I should watch where I'm going!"
"What…?" Goku watched as Vegeta started running up and down the hall again. Gohan came out of his room (still in his boxers), rubbings his eyes.
"What the heck is going ON out here?" Vegeta stopped right in front of Gohan, to prevent running him over. Gohan glanced sideways to see Vegeta. "Oh, hi, Vegeta. Any clue what all of the noise is?"
"MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta exclaimed. He started running around again.
"Who's making breakfast?" Goku asked.
"I'LL COOK BREAKFAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta ran out of the hall and everyone looked at Bulma, who had just emerged from the room. She looked around at them all.
"What!?"
"Bulma, what did you DO?" Goku asked.
"Goku, it's not polite to get nosy with everyone's personal life," Chi-Chi said. Bulma nodded. "Although I, myself would like to know what happened to Vegeta to make him act this way."
"Wha- I didn't do anything!" Bulma held up her hand. "HONEST!" Bulma noticed that the hand she was holding up had crossed fingers. She quickly hid her hand behind her back. "Ahem!"
They all shook their head and started off towards the kitchen. "I just don't get it!" Videl told Eighteen.
"Why does she even LIKE Vegeta?" Eighteen asked.
"Lots of reasons!" Bulma exclaimed and started running after them. They all lined up and bent over behind the wall to look into the kitchen without being noticed. Vegeta was doing the Egyptian Dance over to the refrigerator, not noticing the pairs of eyes lining the wall, just PEERING at him. He opened the refrigerator and pulled out a few cartons of eggs. He bobbed his head going all the way back to the stove. He put down the cartons and pulled out an egg. He looked at the egg in his hand.
"I hope you slept well. Because now- you die! HOOWAAA-AAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta cracked the eggshell and let the egg drip onto the skillet. Goten could no longer control himself. He burst out laughing.
"Trunks, look at your Dad!" (Vegeta: O_O') Vegeta quickly stood up straight and turned around. Trunks and Goten were now rolling around on the floor with laughter.
"You seem to be enjoying yourself, Vegeta!" Goku exclaimed.
"I knew you were there!" Vegeta covered. "I knew it would make you laugh!"
"SUUUURE you did, Vegeta." Chi-Chi said. Vegeta went pale.
"Chi-Chi!?"
"Nice show, Vegeta!"
"Yamcha!?"
"I am utterly amused."
"Piccolo!?"
"Great job, Vegeta! You even got Marron laughing!"
"Eighteen!?"
"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?"
"Gohan…!?"
"That would be FIVE pieces, Gohan."
"Videl…..!?"
"Really? I always thought it was zero, because a woodchuck can't chuck wood."
"Krillin……!?"
"Well, the ORIGINAL answer was five."
"Bulma………!?"
"Yeah, I think that's the answer!" Frieza smiled. Vegeta fainted and everyone looked at him. "Is he alright…?"
*~*~*
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goten exclaimed. Vegeta and Goten were holding hands and Vegeta was spinning Goten around so fast that he had been lifted off the ground. Vegeta stopped spinning him and let him. "Thanks, Uncle Vegeta!"
"You're welcome!" Vegeta smiled and Goten smiled back.
"My turn! My turn!" Trunks exclaimed. Vegeta took Trunks' hands in his.
"Ready?" Trunks nodded. Vegeta started spinning him around, lifting Trunks off the ground almost instantly.
"I don't know WHAT'S gotten into Vegeta," Goku said, watching the three outside through the curtains. "But I bet the boys are lovin it!"
Chi-Chi nodded. "I'm sure."
"Mom! Mom!" Trunks came running inside, Goten following. "Whatever it is you did to Dad- do it every day!" Goku started giggling and Bulma blushed. "He- totally- ROCKS!!!!!!!!!"
"Yeah! Yeah!" Goten nodded. "He's TOTALLY awesome!!!"
"Hey, guy-uys!" Vegeta called. "You guys wanna go swimming???"
"YEAH!!!!!!!!!" The two boys ran off and Goku frowned.
"Hey, wait for me!"
*~*~*
"I bet I can beat you to the water!" Trunks exclaimed.
"Nuh-uh!" Goten shook his head.
"Onetwothreego!"
"Hey!" Goten ran after Trunks. "You cheated!"
"Is it just me or is the private beach getting BIGGER?" Vegeta asked.
"It sure SEEMS that way…" Goku said, looking along the shore of the private beach Frieza had made for them the last time they were on FHI.
"Hey, Dad, are you coming or no-ot!?" Trunks called from the water. Vegeta grinned.
"Coming!" Goku watched as Vegeta ran into the water. Goten suddenly screamed.
"SHARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goku freaked and ran into the water. Vegeta resurfaced. "Thanks, Mr. Vegeta! I thought it was gonna EAT me!"
"It was just a fish!" Vegeta exclaimed. Goku finally arrived and picked up Goten.
"Hey, are you okay?"
"Yeah!" Goten nodded. "Mr. Vegeta scared off the fishy!"
"I thought you said it was a shark!"
"It WAS a shark until Mr. Vegeta said it was a fish!" Goten exclaimed. Trunks looked at Goku.
"Now he is making NO sense." Goku smiled and shrugged.
*~*~*
Goku sighed as he continued drying his hair with his towel. "How come it won't dry faster…?"
"Hi, Daddy!" Goten came running into the bathroom with soaking wet hair and a smile. Goku looked at him and smiled.
"Goten!"
"What?" Goku shook his head.
"Your hair is wet! And you're dripping water everywhere!"
"Wow, Daddy, you're starting to sound like Mommy!" Goten grabbed a towel and started drying his hair the same way as Goku. Bulma came walking by and stopped. The two looked at her in unison. She laughed.
"Like father, like son!" Bulma walked off and the two looked at each other. They shrugged and went back to drying their hair.
"Daddy, how come it won't dry any faster?" Goten asked.
"Well…" Goku was silent.
"I remember watching Mommy use THIS…" Goten said, picking up a blow-dryer. "It dries her hair REALLY fast!"
"Okay, then, let's use it." Goku said.
"Now how do you turn it on again…?" Goten asked, flipping the blow-dryer around. He spotted the button. "Oh yeah! HERE we go!" Goten flipped the button, accidentally putting it on "Mega High", and disappeared. "DADDYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Came Goten's faint cry.
"Goten…?" Goku looked around, blow-dryer still on and laying on the floor. He spotted two legs sticking out of the wall and ran forward to pull Goten out. He accidentally stepped on the blow-dryer and it flipped around, blowing at him. The next thing he knew, everything was dark.
"Hi, Daddy!"
"Goten…?" Goku looked to his left to see Goten. He had gone Super Saiyan so they could see. Goku smiled, thankful that his son was alright. "Hey! Hang on, where are we?"
"I think we're in the wall…" Goten said. He looked over and screamed. "IT'S A SPIDEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goku and Goten tried desperately to get out of the wall.
Vegeta walked into the bathroom with wet hair to hear muffled screams. He looked at the wall to see two pairs of legs. Both of which were kicking violently. He smiled. "Must be Goku and his son!"
Vegeta grabbed the pairs of legs and pulled on them. Dust went flying everywhere, especially since the blow-dryer was still on. Vegeta turned it off and the two looked up at him. "What is WRONG with you two?"
Vegeta shook his head, turned the blow-dryer towards his hair, then turned it on "Mega High". Vegeta turned it off almost immediately and his hair was like normal. Not to mention completely dry! Goku and Goten stared at him. Vegeta held up his hands and walked out of the bathroom shaking his head. Goku and Goten looked at each other, mouths open.
"No WONDER his hair sticks up like that!" Goku exclaimed. Goten nodded.
"Uh-huh!"
*~*~*
"Dad! Dad! Goten and I want you to read us a bedtime story!" Trunks grabbed Vegeta's hand and started dragging him towards their room. "Dad, come on!"
"Alright, alright! I'm coming!" Vegeta smiled as he was dragged off down the hall to the boys' room. "Now how about I read 'Fluffy Bunnies and Happy Fun Park Land'?"
"YAY!!! YAY!!!" The two jumped up and down on the bed.
"Okay," Vegeta opened the book and began to read: "Once upon a time there was a bunny named Floofles. Floofles was a very HAPPY and FLUFFY bunny!"
"Yay for Floofles!!" Goten and Trunks exclaimed.
"Shhhh!!!"
"Oops!" Goten and Trunks covered their mouths. Vegeta smiled and went back to reading the story:
"Now as our young bunny friend grew older, he wanted a girlfriend, but all of the other bunnies laughed at him and called him a geek for he was pink and fluffy!" Goten sniffed.
"I used to get laughed at… it's not fun at all!"
"So one day, Floofles came up with the idea to create 'Happy Fun Park Land'! The greatest theme park ever! It had Merry-Go-Rounds and Ferris wheels! Teacup Rides, a House of Mirrors, Scramblers, Swing Rides, Trampolines, Cable Cars, Tree houses- even Rabbit holes! And most importantly the miniature roller coasters designed to create happy thoughts! This theme park would be for the little, innocent children who like to have fun." Trunks and Goten smiled at each other. "After building 'Happy Fun Park Land', all of the fluffy bunnies and rabbits came to enjoy themselves! And after a few years of operation, Floofles got his FIRST kiss… from another pink bunny! The End!"
"Yayyyyy!!!" Trunks and Goten clapped.
"Okay, into bed, you two!" Goten and Trunks hopped underneath the covers and Vegeta stood to leave.
"Uncle Vegeta, there's a monster in the closet!" Goten cried. Vegeta smiled and walked over to the closet. He looked inside the closet, and turned on the closet light.
"There's nothing in there!" Vegeta opened the closet door for them to see. "See?"
"But, Dad, they always come after you leave!" Trunks exclaimed. Vegeta smiled and cracked the closet door, light still on.
"They won't come if there's light!"
"But we always keep my night light on…" Goten said. "They still come!"
"Um, well, let me see, how should I explain this…?" Vegeta frowned and scratched his head.
"Why don't you sleep with us?" Goten asked.
"Yeah!" Trunks nodded. "They won't come if you're in here with us!"
"No way!" Vegeta shook his head. Trunks and Goten gave him the "puppy-dog look". (A/n: Vegeta's nice right now…remember?) "No, not the face! Not the face… oh alright!"
"Yay!!!!!" Vegeta walked over to the bed and pulled off his shoes.
"Where am I sleeping?" (A/n: on the floor! on the floor!!!!!)
"In the middle!" Goten said. (A/n: …nuts…) Vegeta climbed onto the bed and laid down in-between the two.
"Okay, lights out." Vegeta said, turning off the lamp. But Goten and Trunks didn't lay down… they grinned at each other. "OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!! NO- AHAHA- STOP IT- AHAHAHA- THAT TICKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Ahahahaha!" The boys laughed as they continued to tickle Vegeta.
"Sounds like they're having fun." Videl said, listening to the laughing coming from the boys' room.
"Yeah!" Gohan nodded.
"That moron!" Bulma said sternly. "He's SUPPOSED to have them in bed, not have a pillow fight!"
"Oh, I COMPLETELY agree." Chi-Chi said, frowning. "It's WAY past their bedtime as it is!"
"If the laughing doesn't stop in FIVE minutes…" Bulma warned. Everyone looked at the clock. Bulma suddenly stood up. "Okay, I can't take it!" Bulma stormed off down the hall and opened the door to the boys' room. "OKAY, ALL THREE OF YOU GO TO *SLEEEP*!!!!!!!!" The laughing immediately stopped and Bulma came walking back. She smiled. "They're asleep!"
Goku frowned and crossed his arms. "Oh, you just have to spoil EVERYTHING!" Bulma glared.
"What was that?"
"Nothing!"
"I heard you say something, Goku!"
"DING DONG!" They all turned to see Frieza.
"SHEESH, talk about saved by the bell!" Piccolo whispered. Goku nodded.
"Hey, Frieza, don't you have a schedule to keep?" Yamcha teased, nudging Piccolo. The two grinned.
"This IS part of my schedule." Frieza said. Yamcha and Piccolo's grins faded and they looked at each other. "ANYWAY! I came to tell you all that-"
"It's time to leave ALREADY!?" Goku asked, standing up.
"Um, yes," Frieza said. "That IS part of my schedule, but-" Frieza stopped short.
"What is it, Frieza?" Eighteen asked. "Lost your marbles, have you?"
"He never had any marbles." Krillin whispered to Eighteen. The couple nodded.
"It's just-"
"What is it, Frieza?" Gohan blinked. Frieza blushed.
"I forgot to make a way to kill me!" Frieza blurted. Everyone was silent.
"Don't worry, Frieza!" Goku exclaimed. "We all know there was never a way to KILL kill you!"
"NO, Goku!" Chi-Chi yelled. "He means we can't KILL him to get off the island!"
"Oh!" Goku nodded. It finally clicked in that peanut-sized brain of his. "WHAT!?" Goku stood up. "YOU MEAN THERE'S NO WAY TO GET OFF THE ISLAND!? WE CAN'T GET OFF!? WE'RE TRAPPED HERE *FOREVER*!!!!!!!!!!!?"
Frieza nodded . "YEAH, that about sums it up…" Frieza looked at his watch. "Uh-oh! Gotta go! Gotta keep my schedule!"
"Frieza, FORGET your stupid schedule!" Goku exclaimed, grabbing Frieza by the shoulders. He started shaking the insane villain. "HOW ARE WE GONNA GET OFF THE ISLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!?"
"Don't worry, don't worry!" Frieza exclaimed, shaking his hand. "I've got it under control! I'm working on an operation to get us off! You forget, I have to do this for ME, too." Frieza looked at his watch. "Oh, MAN! I'm behind by five parts of my schedule! I've GOTTA go!"
Frieza disappeared and they all stood there, not knowing what to do. Piccolo spoke up: "What happens if we overpopulate the island?"
Everyone else fell over. "PICCOLO, WE'RE STUCK ON THIS ISLAND FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES AND ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IS OVERPOPULATING THE ISLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????" Bulma demanded.
"………..………..………..yes." Everyone fell over again. Goku sat up looking very confused.
"What are we gonna do…?" Everyone started ranting about their needs and all of that kind of crap.
"Alright, SHUT UP!" Chi-Chi yelled. She smiled. "Thank you! Now! We are all going to go on with our lives, and we WON'T overpopulate the island!" Chi-Chi said, looking at Piccolo and pointing at him. "There aren't enough women HERE to overpopulate the island!"
"But there WILL be." Piccolo said.
"SHUT UP!" Piccolo swallowed and sat up straight. "How many of us here have a little girl!? ONE!" Everyone looked at Eighteen, who held Marron closer to her body immediately. Chi-Chi shook her head. "ANYWAY! That would make only FIVE women when she grows up!" Eighteen frowned.
"Hey!" Goku grinned and rubbed his hands together.
"But we could MAKE more little girls!" Chi-Chi whacked her husband upside the head with a rolled up magazine: "OW!"
"That would be overpopulating the island, you numb nuts!" Chi-Chi yelled. Goku rubbed his head.
"It was just a SUGGESTION…"
"Now why don't we all just PRETEND there is a way off the island- which there is! Because Frieza is MAKING a way off the island!"
"But, Mom, can we really trust Frieza?" Gohan asked. "How do we know he's not just gonna leave the island without us?"
"Because the author wouldn't let him." Chi-Chi said. (A/n: ^__________^ thank you, Chi-Chi!) "Unless she's Vegeta's clone…" (A/n: -_-') Chi-Chi shook her head, knowing that I could just… ZAP her off the face of the earth! "NAH!!!"
Now that our viewers have learned that there is no way off the the island, what will they expect next? Will they be able to bear the torture of knowing that they HAVE to get off the island because there is only one mor fic? Who knows, it depends on the viewer! In the next chapter, Vegeta finds out that there is no way off the island, and goes into a frenzy, demanding that the Saiyan Race be revived! Will everyone be able to save Gohan and Videl? Will Vegeta be like this FOREVER??? Find out next time on FHI: The Saiyan Race Must Be Revived!
"YIPEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta yelled, running up and down the hall with outstretched arms. Everyone started coming out of their rooms, Vegeta's yells waking them up. When they came out into the hall, they just watched him run back and forth yelling. Goku came out of his room mumbling something and Vegeta ran into him, knocking them both over.
"Daddy!" Goten and Trunks yelled.
"Great!" Goku though. "Now he's gonna yell at me!"
"I'm sorry, Kakarott!" Vegeta exclaimed, jogging in place. "I should watch where I'm going!"
"What…?" Goku watched as Vegeta started running up and down the hall again. Gohan came out of his room (still in his boxers), rubbings his eyes.
"What the heck is going ON out here?" Vegeta stopped right in front of Gohan, to prevent running him over. Gohan glanced sideways to see Vegeta. "Oh, hi, Vegeta. Any clue what all of the noise is?"
"MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta exclaimed. He started running around again.
"Who's making breakfast?" Goku asked.
"I'LL COOK BREAKFAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta ran out of the hall and everyone looked at Bulma, who had just emerged from the room. She looked around at them all.
"What!?"
"Bulma, what did you DO?" Goku asked.
"Goku, it's not polite to get nosy with everyone's personal life," Chi-Chi said. Bulma nodded. "Although I, myself would like to know what happened to Vegeta to make him act this way."
"Wha- I didn't do anything!" Bulma held up her hand. "HONEST!" Bulma noticed that the hand she was holding up had crossed fingers. She quickly hid her hand behind her back. "Ahem!"
They all shook their head and started off towards the kitchen. "I just don't get it!" Videl told Eighteen.
"Why does she even LIKE Vegeta?" Eighteen asked.
"Lots of reasons!" Bulma exclaimed and started running after them. They all lined up and bent over behind the wall to look into the kitchen without being noticed. Vegeta was doing the Egyptian Dance over to the refrigerator, not noticing the pairs of eyes lining the wall, just PEERING at him. He opened the refrigerator and pulled out a few cartons of eggs. He bobbed his head going all the way back to the stove. He put down the cartons and pulled out an egg. He looked at the egg in his hand.
"I hope you slept well. Because now- you die! HOOWAAA-AAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta cracked the eggshell and let the egg drip onto the skillet. Goten could no longer control himself. He burst out laughing.
"Trunks, look at your Dad!" (Vegeta: O_O') Vegeta quickly stood up straight and turned around. Trunks and Goten were now rolling around on the floor with laughter.
"You seem to be enjoying yourself, Vegeta!" Goku exclaimed.
"I knew you were there!" Vegeta covered. "I knew it would make you laugh!"
"SUUUURE you did, Vegeta." Chi-Chi said. Vegeta went pale.
"Chi-Chi!?"
"Nice show, Vegeta!"
"Yamcha!?"
"I am utterly amused."
"Piccolo!?"
"Great job, Vegeta! You even got Marron laughing!"
"Eighteen!?"
"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?"
"Gohan…!?"
"That would be FIVE pieces, Gohan."
"Videl…..!?"
"Really? I always thought it was zero, because a woodchuck can't chuck wood."
"Krillin……!?"
"Well, the ORIGINAL answer was five."
"Bulma………!?"
"Yeah, I think that's the answer!" Frieza smiled. Vegeta fainted and everyone looked at him. "Is he alright…?"
*~*~*
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goten exclaimed. Vegeta and Goten were holding hands and Vegeta was spinning Goten around so fast that he had been lifted off the ground. Vegeta stopped spinning him and let him. "Thanks, Uncle Vegeta!"
"You're welcome!" Vegeta smiled and Goten smiled back.
"My turn! My turn!" Trunks exclaimed. Vegeta took Trunks' hands in his.
"Ready?" Trunks nodded. Vegeta started spinning him around, lifting Trunks off the ground almost instantly.
"I don't know WHAT'S gotten into Vegeta," Goku said, watching the three outside through the curtains. "But I bet the boys are lovin it!"
Chi-Chi nodded. "I'm sure."
"Mom! Mom!" Trunks came running inside, Goten following. "Whatever it is you did to Dad- do it every day!" Goku started giggling and Bulma blushed. "He- totally- ROCKS!!!!!!!!!"
"Yeah! Yeah!" Goten nodded. "He's TOTALLY awesome!!!"
"Hey, guy-uys!" Vegeta called. "You guys wanna go swimming???"
"YEAH!!!!!!!!!" The two boys ran off and Goku frowned.
"Hey, wait for me!"
*~*~*
"I bet I can beat you to the water!" Trunks exclaimed.
"Nuh-uh!" Goten shook his head.
"Onetwothreego!"
"Hey!" Goten ran after Trunks. "You cheated!"
"Is it just me or is the private beach getting BIGGER?" Vegeta asked.
"It sure SEEMS that way…" Goku said, looking along the shore of the private beach Frieza had made for them the last time they were on FHI.
"Hey, Dad, are you coming or no-ot!?" Trunks called from the water. Vegeta grinned.
"Coming!" Goku watched as Vegeta ran into the water. Goten suddenly screamed.
"SHARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goku freaked and ran into the water. Vegeta resurfaced. "Thanks, Mr. Vegeta! I thought it was gonna EAT me!"
"It was just a fish!" Vegeta exclaimed. Goku finally arrived and picked up Goten.
"Hey, are you okay?"
"Yeah!" Goten nodded. "Mr. Vegeta scared off the fishy!"
"I thought you said it was a shark!"
"It WAS a shark until Mr. Vegeta said it was a fish!" Goten exclaimed. Trunks looked at Goku.
"Now he is making NO sense." Goku smiled and shrugged.
*~*~*
Goku sighed as he continued drying his hair with his towel. "How come it won't dry faster…?"
"Hi, Daddy!" Goten came running into the bathroom with soaking wet hair and a smile. Goku looked at him and smiled.
"Goten!"
"What?" Goku shook his head.
"Your hair is wet! And you're dripping water everywhere!"
"Wow, Daddy, you're starting to sound like Mommy!" Goten grabbed a towel and started drying his hair the same way as Goku. Bulma came walking by and stopped. The two looked at her in unison. She laughed.
"Like father, like son!" Bulma walked off and the two looked at each other. They shrugged and went back to drying their hair.
"Daddy, how come it won't dry any faster?" Goten asked.
"Well…" Goku was silent.
"I remember watching Mommy use THIS…" Goten said, picking up a blow-dryer. "It dries her hair REALLY fast!"
"Okay, then, let's use it." Goku said.
"Now how do you turn it on again…?" Goten asked, flipping the blow-dryer around. He spotted the button. "Oh yeah! HERE we go!" Goten flipped the button, accidentally putting it on "Mega High", and disappeared. "DADDYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Came Goten's faint cry.
"Goten…?" Goku looked around, blow-dryer still on and laying on the floor. He spotted two legs sticking out of the wall and ran forward to pull Goten out. He accidentally stepped on the blow-dryer and it flipped around, blowing at him. The next thing he knew, everything was dark.
"Hi, Daddy!"
"Goten…?" Goku looked to his left to see Goten. He had gone Super Saiyan so they could see. Goku smiled, thankful that his son was alright. "Hey! Hang on, where are we?"
"I think we're in the wall…" Goten said. He looked over and screamed. "IT'S A SPIDEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goku and Goten tried desperately to get out of the wall.
Vegeta walked into the bathroom with wet hair to hear muffled screams. He looked at the wall to see two pairs of legs. Both of which were kicking violently. He smiled. "Must be Goku and his son!"
Vegeta grabbed the pairs of legs and pulled on them. Dust went flying everywhere, especially since the blow-dryer was still on. Vegeta turned it off and the two looked up at him. "What is WRONG with you two?"
Vegeta shook his head, turned the blow-dryer towards his hair, then turned it on "Mega High". Vegeta turned it off almost immediately and his hair was like normal. Not to mention completely dry! Goku and Goten stared at him. Vegeta held up his hands and walked out of the bathroom shaking his head. Goku and Goten looked at each other, mouths open.
"No WONDER his hair sticks up like that!" Goku exclaimed. Goten nodded.
"Uh-huh!"
*~*~*
"Dad! Dad! Goten and I want you to read us a bedtime story!" Trunks grabbed Vegeta's hand and started dragging him towards their room. "Dad, come on!"
"Alright, alright! I'm coming!" Vegeta smiled as he was dragged off down the hall to the boys' room. "Now how about I read 'Fluffy Bunnies and Happy Fun Park Land'?"
"YAY!!! YAY!!!" The two jumped up and down on the bed.
"Okay," Vegeta opened the book and began to read: "Once upon a time there was a bunny named Floofles. Floofles was a very HAPPY and FLUFFY bunny!"
"Yay for Floofles!!" Goten and Trunks exclaimed.
"Shhhh!!!"
"Oops!" Goten and Trunks covered their mouths. Vegeta smiled and went back to reading the story:
"Now as our young bunny friend grew older, he wanted a girlfriend, but all of the other bunnies laughed at him and called him a geek for he was pink and fluffy!" Goten sniffed.
"I used to get laughed at… it's not fun at all!"
"So one day, Floofles came up with the idea to create 'Happy Fun Park Land'! The greatest theme park ever! It had Merry-Go-Rounds and Ferris wheels! Teacup Rides, a House of Mirrors, Scramblers, Swing Rides, Trampolines, Cable Cars, Tree houses- even Rabbit holes! And most importantly the miniature roller coasters designed to create happy thoughts! This theme park would be for the little, innocent children who like to have fun." Trunks and Goten smiled at each other. "After building 'Happy Fun Park Land', all of the fluffy bunnies and rabbits came to enjoy themselves! And after a few years of operation, Floofles got his FIRST kiss… from another pink bunny! The End!"
"Yayyyyy!!!" Trunks and Goten clapped.
"Okay, into bed, you two!" Goten and Trunks hopped underneath the covers and Vegeta stood to leave.
"Uncle Vegeta, there's a monster in the closet!" Goten cried. Vegeta smiled and walked over to the closet. He looked inside the closet, and turned on the closet light.
"There's nothing in there!" Vegeta opened the closet door for them to see. "See?"
"But, Dad, they always come after you leave!" Trunks exclaimed. Vegeta smiled and cracked the closet door, light still on.
"They won't come if there's light!"
"But we always keep my night light on…" Goten said. "They still come!"
"Um, well, let me see, how should I explain this…?" Vegeta frowned and scratched his head.
"Why don't you sleep with us?" Goten asked.
"Yeah!" Trunks nodded. "They won't come if you're in here with us!"
"No way!" Vegeta shook his head. Trunks and Goten gave him the "puppy-dog look". (A/n: Vegeta's nice right now…remember?) "No, not the face! Not the face… oh alright!"
"Yay!!!!!" Vegeta walked over to the bed and pulled off his shoes.
"Where am I sleeping?" (A/n: on the floor! on the floor!!!!!)
"In the middle!" Goten said. (A/n: …nuts…) Vegeta climbed onto the bed and laid down in-between the two.
"Okay, lights out." Vegeta said, turning off the lamp. But Goten and Trunks didn't lay down… they grinned at each other. "OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!! NO- AHAHA- STOP IT- AHAHAHA- THAT TICKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Ahahahaha!" The boys laughed as they continued to tickle Vegeta.
"Sounds like they're having fun." Videl said, listening to the laughing coming from the boys' room.
"Yeah!" Gohan nodded.
"That moron!" Bulma said sternly. "He's SUPPOSED to have them in bed, not have a pillow fight!"
"Oh, I COMPLETELY agree." Chi-Chi said, frowning. "It's WAY past their bedtime as it is!"
"If the laughing doesn't stop in FIVE minutes…" Bulma warned. Everyone looked at the clock. Bulma suddenly stood up. "Okay, I can't take it!" Bulma stormed off down the hall and opened the door to the boys' room. "OKAY, ALL THREE OF YOU GO TO *SLEEEP*!!!!!!!!" The laughing immediately stopped and Bulma came walking back. She smiled. "They're asleep!"
Goku frowned and crossed his arms. "Oh, you just have to spoil EVERYTHING!" Bulma glared.
"What was that?"
"Nothing!"
"I heard you say something, Goku!"
"DING DONG!" They all turned to see Frieza.
"SHEESH, talk about saved by the bell!" Piccolo whispered. Goku nodded.
"Hey, Frieza, don't you have a schedule to keep?" Yamcha teased, nudging Piccolo. The two grinned.
"This IS part of my schedule." Frieza said. Yamcha and Piccolo's grins faded and they looked at each other. "ANYWAY! I came to tell you all that-"
"It's time to leave ALREADY!?" Goku asked, standing up.
"Um, yes," Frieza said. "That IS part of my schedule, but-" Frieza stopped short.
"What is it, Frieza?" Eighteen asked. "Lost your marbles, have you?"
"He never had any marbles." Krillin whispered to Eighteen. The couple nodded.
"It's just-"
"What is it, Frieza?" Gohan blinked. Frieza blushed.
"I forgot to make a way to kill me!" Frieza blurted. Everyone was silent.
"Don't worry, Frieza!" Goku exclaimed. "We all know there was never a way to KILL kill you!"
"NO, Goku!" Chi-Chi yelled. "He means we can't KILL him to get off the island!"
"Oh!" Goku nodded. It finally clicked in that peanut-sized brain of his. "WHAT!?" Goku stood up. "YOU MEAN THERE'S NO WAY TO GET OFF THE ISLAND!? WE CAN'T GET OFF!? WE'RE TRAPPED HERE *FOREVER*!!!!!!!!!!!?"
Frieza nodded . "YEAH, that about sums it up…" Frieza looked at his watch. "Uh-oh! Gotta go! Gotta keep my schedule!"
"Frieza, FORGET your stupid schedule!" Goku exclaimed, grabbing Frieza by the shoulders. He started shaking the insane villain. "HOW ARE WE GONNA GET OFF THE ISLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!?"
"Don't worry, don't worry!" Frieza exclaimed, shaking his hand. "I've got it under control! I'm working on an operation to get us off! You forget, I have to do this for ME, too." Frieza looked at his watch. "Oh, MAN! I'm behind by five parts of my schedule! I've GOTTA go!"
Frieza disappeared and they all stood there, not knowing what to do. Piccolo spoke up: "What happens if we overpopulate the island?"
Everyone else fell over. "PICCOLO, WE'RE STUCK ON THIS ISLAND FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES AND ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IS OVERPOPULATING THE ISLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????" Bulma demanded.
"………..………..………..yes." Everyone fell over again. Goku sat up looking very confused.
"What are we gonna do…?" Everyone started ranting about their needs and all of that kind of crap.
"Alright, SHUT UP!" Chi-Chi yelled. She smiled. "Thank you! Now! We are all going to go on with our lives, and we WON'T overpopulate the island!" Chi-Chi said, looking at Piccolo and pointing at him. "There aren't enough women HERE to overpopulate the island!"
"But there WILL be." Piccolo said.
"SHUT UP!" Piccolo swallowed and sat up straight. "How many of us here have a little girl!? ONE!" Everyone looked at Eighteen, who held Marron closer to her body immediately. Chi-Chi shook her head. "ANYWAY! That would make only FIVE women when she grows up!" Eighteen frowned.
"Hey!" Goku grinned and rubbed his hands together.
"But we could MAKE more little girls!" Chi-Chi whacked her husband upside the head with a rolled up magazine: "OW!"
"That would be overpopulating the island, you numb nuts!" Chi-Chi yelled. Goku rubbed his head.
"It was just a SUGGESTION…"
"Now why don't we all just PRETEND there is a way off the island- which there is! Because Frieza is MAKING a way off the island!"
"But, Mom, can we really trust Frieza?" Gohan asked. "How do we know he's not just gonna leave the island without us?"
"Because the author wouldn't let him." Chi-Chi said. (A/n: ^__________^ thank you, Chi-Chi!) "Unless she's Vegeta's clone…" (A/n: -_-') Chi-Chi shook her head, knowing that I could just… ZAP her off the face of the earth! "NAH!!!"
Now that our viewers have learned that there is no way off the the island, what will they expect next? Will they be able to bear the torture of knowing that they HAVE to get off the island because there is only one mor fic? Who knows, it depends on the viewer! In the next chapter, Vegeta finds out that there is no way off the island, and goes into a frenzy, demanding that the Saiyan Race be revived! Will everyone be able to save Gohan and Videl? Will Vegeta be like this FOREVER??? Find out next time on FHI: The Saiyan Race Must Be Revived!