Chapter Four: The Saiyan Race Must Be Revived!
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO WAY OFF THE ISLAND!!!!!!!!!!???" Goku smiled.
"Sounds like Vegeta's learned there's no way off the island!"
"What do you mean there's no way off the island!?" Came Trunks' cracking voice. Somebody started crying.
"DADDYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goten came running out of his room, and into Goku's arms. "Daddy, is it true there's no way off the island!?"
Vegeta came running out of the boys' room, screaming. Gohan walked out of his room and blinked. "Oh, hi, Vegeta."
Vegeta stared at Gohan, like all of the pieces finally fit. Vegeta turned and ran off down the hall. "CHI-CHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Hey!" Goku yelled. "Get your own wife!"
Goku ran after Vegeta, leaving Goten crying on the barstool. Gohan frowned. "Hey, come here, little guy!" Goten eagerly jumped down from the barstool, ran around the couch, and jumped up in Gohan's lap.
"What are you SUGGESTING!?" Chi-Chi demanded.
"I am SUGGESTING A team up," Vegeta said. "You can have your wish, and I'll get mine."
"You mean I could have GRANDCHILDREN!?" Chi-Chi asked. Vegeta nodded.
"And it will help to revive the Saiyan race." Chi-Chi sighed.
"I'm sorry, Vegeta, but I don't want to be 'evil' to Gohan and his girlfriend again." Chi-Chi explained, sitting down on the bed. Vegeta glared.
"FINE! I'll just take ALL the glory!" Vegeta ran out of the room, passing Goku. Goku stared at Chi-Chi.
"I am VERY proud of you," Goku said. "But, let's face it, Chi-Chi. Vegeta is stronger AND sicker than you." Goku sat down on the bed next to his wife and put his arm around her. "Gohan is doomed."
The two nodded and looked at the floor with a sad expression. Piccolo shook his head. "Not if I can help it!"
"Piccolo?" Goku looked up at him.
"I don't know about you, Goku, but I am NOT going to stand around while Gohan and Videl's fate lies in Vegeta's hands!" Piccolo declared, holding up a finger. "I am going to DO something!"
"But what, Piccolo?" Chi-Chi asked.
"Protect them!" Goku smiled and stood up.
"I KNEW you would come through for us!" Piccolo smiled and the two shook hands.
*~*~*
"Hm…….." Vegeta looked around the kitchen, only spotting Videl. He grinned. "All I have to do is fit her in that suitcase with Gohan! But is anyone around…?" Vegeta looked around again. "Nope!" Vegeta ran out into the kitchen, went to bag Videl, when he was hit over the head with a frying pan. "Ow!"
Vegeta fell backwards and rubbed his head. He looked up to see Bulma. "Knew you'd be at it again."
"Baka onna!" Vegeta yelled and stood up. "You are PURPOSELY annihilating my mission!"
"Now where's Gohan…?" Bulma asked, looking around the kitchen. Vegeta took this opportunity to cover up the fact that Gohan was hidden in a suitcase somewhere.
"I have no idea," Vegeta lied. "But if you see Gohan, tell me so I can nab him!"
"NICE try, Vegeta," Bulma said. "I know you have him!"
Vegeta sniffed. "How come you know EVERYTHING!!!!!!!???"
"I'm your wife, duh!" Vegeta mumbled something and walked off. "And you'd better be bringing Gohan back!"
*~*~*
"Stupid…!" Vegeta was dragging a suitcase down the hall, not too gracefully, either. "How come you have to weigh so much-"
"Vegeta, what are you doing?" Eighteen asked, spotting the suitcase.
"Nothing!" Vegeta yelled. "Nothing at all!"
"Liar!" Marron yelled, pointing at Vegeta. Eighteen smiled.
"You have a suitcase, I wouldn't call that 'nothing'." Vegeta searched his brain for a realistic excuse.
"Darn!" Vegeta thought. "How come there aren't any!?"
"WELL, Vegeta?"
"It's not here!" Vegeta blurted.
"Exxxxxxxxcuse me?" Eighteen looked puzzled.
"That's right! The suitcase ISN'T here!" Vegeta yelled. "It's an ILLUSION!"
Vegeta heard a knocking noise. He quickly looked down to see Goten knocking on the suitcase. "Looks pretty real to me!" A noise came from the suitcase and Goten gasped. "It SPEAKS!" Goten pressed his ear against the suitcase. "Say something else, suitcase!"
"Get me outta here…!" Goten grinned.
"It sounds likes Gohan!" Goten exclaimed. Veggie's eyes went wide. "Do somebody else!"
"That's ENOUGH, Goten!" Vegeta jerked the suitcase out from under Goten's ear. "Suitcase has to go practice his impressions!"
"Oh, okay…" Goten frowned. Vegeta grinned and started dragging the suitcase off again.
"I believe you FORGOT somebody, Vegeta." Vegeta swallowed hard and turned around to see Eighteen, tapping her foot.
"Eheheh!" Vegeta laughed nervously. He stood there a moment, then ran off with the suitcase.
"Get back here, Vegeta!" But Vegeta was already five feet ahead of her. "Stop Vegeta! HE'S GOT GOHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Whoa!" Goku grabbed the suitcase (which was held high above Vegeta's head), and Vegeta stopped and blinked as he looked upwards.
"Huh???"
"Hm…" Goku observed the suitcase, then opened it. Gohan fell out. "Gohan!"
Gohan gasped for air and looked at the ceiling. "Oh, thank you, Dende!" He looked at Goku. "It was getting STUFFY in there!"
"Gohan, are you okay?" Yamcha asked. Gohan gave him a thumbs up and Krillin chuckled.
"Always is!"
"Hey, guys, did you see a talking suitcase come by here?" Goten spotted the open suitcase in Goku's hands and gasped. "Daddy, you KILLED him!!!"
"What?" Goku asked. Goten started crying and Chi-Chi picked him up.
"Vegeta, why did you wanna cram us in a suitcase, anyway!?" Videl asked.
"Yeah!" Gohan nodded.
"If even if you did," Piccolo said, arms crossed. "They wouldn't be able to MOVE."
Vegeta opened his mouth to say something, but stopped as a look of confusion came over his face. Then it dawned on him. Why hadn't he thought of that!?
"That's not very nice of you, Dad." Trunks said.
"You can do it when you're older, too." Vegeta said. Trunks frowned.
"Why would I want to do ANYTHING that would make me somewhat like you?" Trunks asked.
"D'oh!" Vegeta nearly fell over. "How dare you-"
"How dare YOU?" Vegeta turned to Bulma. "No Fluffy Bunnies and Happy Fun Park Land for you!"
"No…..!" Vegeta whined. Bulma nodded.
"Yes."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta whined. Bulma nodded again.
"Yes."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"It is SO sad." Eighteen said. Krillin nodded.
*~*~*
Videl and Gohan were flipping through a magazine on the couch. "Hee hee hee!" Vegeta looked from Gohan, to Videl, Videl to Gohan, Gohan to Videl, and so on. He grinned and went to bag them: "TWO-IN-ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Vegeta!" Vegeta ran into the couch in shock, flipped over it, and went flying headfirst into the TV. Gohan and Videl blinked at the TV, where two legs covered in spandex were sticking out. Vegeta jumped out, pointed at the TV, and looked at Bulma.
"YOU can fix it because YOU caused it!" Vegeta ran off. Bulma sighed and shook her head.
"That man…!"
"Now why is it that Vegeta is chasing after us instead of Chi-Chi?" Videl asked. Chi-Chi sighed and looked at the ceiling of the women's restroom.
"If only!"
"He's insisting on 'reviving the Saiyan race'," Bulma explained. "He thinks we're never going to get off of the island." She rolled her eyes.
"Really?" Videl's eyebrow quirked.
"I personally don't care if we don't we get off the island," Eighteen said. "As long as Marron continues talking." She looked at Marron. "Say something for Mommy!"
"Momma doesn't care if we leave the island!" Marron exclaimed. Eighteen smiled and hugged Marron, causing her daughter to giggle. The door burst open and they all gasped. They turned around to see Goten, who wasn't wearing anything except for a pair of socks with red rings on the top. Goten grinned.
"Booga booga booga!" Goten shook his body, did a one-eighty, shook his body again, then jumped out of the room and closed the door, blocking out the hysterical laughter. (A/n: *is laughing her head off* that was based on a true story! oh my dear kami, that boy…!) Vegeta smiled.
"Great job! Now here's your fifty!" Vegeta handed Goten a fifty dollar bill and patted his shoulder. "Spend it wisely!"
Goten grinned and ran down the hall. "Daddy, I got fifty dollars from Mr. Vegeta!"
Vegeta turned to the door and flung it open. But the women were laughing so hard they didn't even look up. Vegeta smirked. "Paralyzed with laughter!" Vegeta walked over, grabbed Videl's hand and started dragging her out of the bathroom. Thankfully, she was in her right mind today and grabbed a towel. The other women got out of the water, grabbed a towel, and walked out of the bathroom after Vegeta, still laughing.
"My side is SPLITTING!" Chi-Chi cried, having the walk along with her hand on the wall to keep from falling over. Eighteen suddenly burst into tears and fell over from laughter. Bulma and Chi-Chi walked over to Eighteen (still laughing) and took her hands, trying to pull her up. But they were laughing so hard they fell over, too.
"Great galaxies!" Bulma cried out in agony of her laughter. Meanwhile, almost all of the men were watching.
"Chi-Chi, have you been smoking crack again???" Goku teased. Everyone there started laughing.
*~*~*
"Huh?" Gohan looked up as the door opened to see Vegeta standing there. "Oh, hi, Vegeta!"
"Now get in there!" Vegeta exclaimed, throwing Videl (who was still laughing) in the room by her wrist. Gohan caught her, but Videl continued to laugh.
"So funny!" Vegeta looked Videl up and down.
"You two have fun." Vegeta slammed the door. Gohan got up, leaving the laughing Videl on the bed, and pressed his ear against the door. He could hear the sound of a screwdriver and then a hammer. Gohan sighed.
"Why is everyone after us…?" Gohan walked back over to the bed and sat down. He continued to read his book as Videl continued laughing.
"Oh!" Videl caught her breathe and noticed she was wearing a towel. She looked around, spotted Gohan, and screamed. "You perv!"
"Huh?" Gohan looked at his fiancée.
"What did you do, just… DRAG me in here!?" Videl asked.
"What…?" Gohan looked confused.
"That's it!" Videl yelled. "I bet you promised your brother some orange juice or some candy if he could get us laughing! Then you took the prospect to bring me in here!"
"Actually, it was money," Gohan said. "And Vegeta did it, not me!"
"Oh, SURE he did!" Videl crossed her arms and looked at the ceiling. "What were you planning, ANYWAY?"
"I was planning on reading." Gohan said, going back to his book.
"You dragged me in here just so you could READ!?" Videl demanded. Gohan leaned against the headboard of his bed in horror.
"I told you I didn't do it!"
"Yeah, right!" Videl stood up and walked over to the door. "I'm leaving!"
"Go ahead and try." Gohan said. Videl glared, twisted the doorknob and pushed. The door wouldn't open!
Videl spun around. "Gohan, what did you DO!?"
"Vegeta did it! Vegeta did it!"
"I've got it!" Videl exclaimed. "We can pretend that we're ACTUALLY going to revive the Saiyan race, and Vegeta will let us out!"
"Are you sure that's a good idea…?" Gohan asked, his cheeks flaring. Videl smiled evilly and looked at Gohan. Gohan's eye twitched. "Videl, what are you doing? Videl- AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
They could all hear yells coming from inside.
"Poor Gohan." Trunks said.
"Gohan! Gohan, can you hear me!?" Goten pressed his ear against the door. Silence… "Daddy, I think Gohan might be hurt!"
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Goku pulled out some of his hair and started pulling the boards off the door. He finally pulled them all off and came to a lock. He looked at our devious Saiyan Prince. "Where's the key!?"
"Um…. Nowhere!" Vegeta hid the key behind his back.
"What's behind your back, Vegeta…?" Chi-Chi asked.
"Nothing!"
"What's in your HANDS, Vegeta?" Vegeta tossed the key in his mouth.
"Nuffing!" Bulma smiled.
"Vegeta…"
"What?" Vegeta turned to his wife and the next thing he knew, she was kissing him. Everyone stared with open mouths. Goku held a hand out, covering Goten's eyes.
"Ugh!" Goten grabbed Goku's hand and pulled himself up so he could see. Bulma held out the key, still kissing Vegeta. Goku took the key from her (because nobody else would) and unlocked the door. The opened the door to see Gohan and Videl laying on the bed kissing. Gohan and Videl looked up.
"Oh, it's okay, guys, we're fine!" Gohan exclaimed.
"The grandchildren are coming…" Goku fainted and everyone but Bulma and Vegeta looked down at him. Chi-Chi looked back up and started fuming.
"Gohan, you get OFF of that bed RIGHT now!" Chi-Chi yelled. "You, too, Videl!"
Gohan looked at Videl. "Better listen to her."
"Now that can wait until you're married!" Chi-Chi yelled as the two came walking out of Gohan's room. Videl walked into her room to get dressed, as did Chi-Chi. Eighteen walked over to Bulma.
"You two can stop now." Eighteen said. The couple continued kissing. Eighteen went to open her mouth, stopped, shook her head, and walked into her room.
"No more reviving the Saiyan race, okay?" Bulma pleaded. Vegeta nodded.
"Okay!" Vegeta picked Bulma up, walked into their room (still kissing), and closed the door behind them, leaving Goten and Trunks staring at the door.
"Come on, you two!" Gohan picked the two up.
Now that Vegeta is over that traumatizing experience, maybe he'll go back to normal! ...he never WAS normal... ANYWAY! In the next chapter, Piccolo tells the others of how Dende got along wiht the little girl from Namek! Will this be an amusing, or heartbreaking story? Find out next time on FHI: Piccolo's Little Baby
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO WAY OFF THE ISLAND!!!!!!!!!!???" Goku smiled.
"Sounds like Vegeta's learned there's no way off the island!"
"What do you mean there's no way off the island!?" Came Trunks' cracking voice. Somebody started crying.
"DADDYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goten came running out of his room, and into Goku's arms. "Daddy, is it true there's no way off the island!?"
Vegeta came running out of the boys' room, screaming. Gohan walked out of his room and blinked. "Oh, hi, Vegeta."
Vegeta stared at Gohan, like all of the pieces finally fit. Vegeta turned and ran off down the hall. "CHI-CHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Hey!" Goku yelled. "Get your own wife!"
Goku ran after Vegeta, leaving Goten crying on the barstool. Gohan frowned. "Hey, come here, little guy!" Goten eagerly jumped down from the barstool, ran around the couch, and jumped up in Gohan's lap.
"What are you SUGGESTING!?" Chi-Chi demanded.
"I am SUGGESTING A team up," Vegeta said. "You can have your wish, and I'll get mine."
"You mean I could have GRANDCHILDREN!?" Chi-Chi asked. Vegeta nodded.
"And it will help to revive the Saiyan race." Chi-Chi sighed.
"I'm sorry, Vegeta, but I don't want to be 'evil' to Gohan and his girlfriend again." Chi-Chi explained, sitting down on the bed. Vegeta glared.
"FINE! I'll just take ALL the glory!" Vegeta ran out of the room, passing Goku. Goku stared at Chi-Chi.
"I am VERY proud of you," Goku said. "But, let's face it, Chi-Chi. Vegeta is stronger AND sicker than you." Goku sat down on the bed next to his wife and put his arm around her. "Gohan is doomed."
The two nodded and looked at the floor with a sad expression. Piccolo shook his head. "Not if I can help it!"
"Piccolo?" Goku looked up at him.
"I don't know about you, Goku, but I am NOT going to stand around while Gohan and Videl's fate lies in Vegeta's hands!" Piccolo declared, holding up a finger. "I am going to DO something!"
"But what, Piccolo?" Chi-Chi asked.
"Protect them!" Goku smiled and stood up.
"I KNEW you would come through for us!" Piccolo smiled and the two shook hands.
*~*~*
"Hm…….." Vegeta looked around the kitchen, only spotting Videl. He grinned. "All I have to do is fit her in that suitcase with Gohan! But is anyone around…?" Vegeta looked around again. "Nope!" Vegeta ran out into the kitchen, went to bag Videl, when he was hit over the head with a frying pan. "Ow!"
Vegeta fell backwards and rubbed his head. He looked up to see Bulma. "Knew you'd be at it again."
"Baka onna!" Vegeta yelled and stood up. "You are PURPOSELY annihilating my mission!"
"Now where's Gohan…?" Bulma asked, looking around the kitchen. Vegeta took this opportunity to cover up the fact that Gohan was hidden in a suitcase somewhere.
"I have no idea," Vegeta lied. "But if you see Gohan, tell me so I can nab him!"
"NICE try, Vegeta," Bulma said. "I know you have him!"
Vegeta sniffed. "How come you know EVERYTHING!!!!!!!???"
"I'm your wife, duh!" Vegeta mumbled something and walked off. "And you'd better be bringing Gohan back!"
*~*~*
"Stupid…!" Vegeta was dragging a suitcase down the hall, not too gracefully, either. "How come you have to weigh so much-"
"Vegeta, what are you doing?" Eighteen asked, spotting the suitcase.
"Nothing!" Vegeta yelled. "Nothing at all!"
"Liar!" Marron yelled, pointing at Vegeta. Eighteen smiled.
"You have a suitcase, I wouldn't call that 'nothing'." Vegeta searched his brain for a realistic excuse.
"Darn!" Vegeta thought. "How come there aren't any!?"
"WELL, Vegeta?"
"It's not here!" Vegeta blurted.
"Exxxxxxxxcuse me?" Eighteen looked puzzled.
"That's right! The suitcase ISN'T here!" Vegeta yelled. "It's an ILLUSION!"
Vegeta heard a knocking noise. He quickly looked down to see Goten knocking on the suitcase. "Looks pretty real to me!" A noise came from the suitcase and Goten gasped. "It SPEAKS!" Goten pressed his ear against the suitcase. "Say something else, suitcase!"
"Get me outta here…!" Goten grinned.
"It sounds likes Gohan!" Goten exclaimed. Veggie's eyes went wide. "Do somebody else!"
"That's ENOUGH, Goten!" Vegeta jerked the suitcase out from under Goten's ear. "Suitcase has to go practice his impressions!"
"Oh, okay…" Goten frowned. Vegeta grinned and started dragging the suitcase off again.
"I believe you FORGOT somebody, Vegeta." Vegeta swallowed hard and turned around to see Eighteen, tapping her foot.
"Eheheh!" Vegeta laughed nervously. He stood there a moment, then ran off with the suitcase.
"Get back here, Vegeta!" But Vegeta was already five feet ahead of her. "Stop Vegeta! HE'S GOT GOHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Whoa!" Goku grabbed the suitcase (which was held high above Vegeta's head), and Vegeta stopped and blinked as he looked upwards.
"Huh???"
"Hm…" Goku observed the suitcase, then opened it. Gohan fell out. "Gohan!"
Gohan gasped for air and looked at the ceiling. "Oh, thank you, Dende!" He looked at Goku. "It was getting STUFFY in there!"
"Gohan, are you okay?" Yamcha asked. Gohan gave him a thumbs up and Krillin chuckled.
"Always is!"
"Hey, guys, did you see a talking suitcase come by here?" Goten spotted the open suitcase in Goku's hands and gasped. "Daddy, you KILLED him!!!"
"What?" Goku asked. Goten started crying and Chi-Chi picked him up.
"Vegeta, why did you wanna cram us in a suitcase, anyway!?" Videl asked.
"Yeah!" Gohan nodded.
"If even if you did," Piccolo said, arms crossed. "They wouldn't be able to MOVE."
Vegeta opened his mouth to say something, but stopped as a look of confusion came over his face. Then it dawned on him. Why hadn't he thought of that!?
"That's not very nice of you, Dad." Trunks said.
"You can do it when you're older, too." Vegeta said. Trunks frowned.
"Why would I want to do ANYTHING that would make me somewhat like you?" Trunks asked.
"D'oh!" Vegeta nearly fell over. "How dare you-"
"How dare YOU?" Vegeta turned to Bulma. "No Fluffy Bunnies and Happy Fun Park Land for you!"
"No…..!" Vegeta whined. Bulma nodded.
"Yes."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta whined. Bulma nodded again.
"Yes."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"It is SO sad." Eighteen said. Krillin nodded.
*~*~*
Videl and Gohan were flipping through a magazine on the couch. "Hee hee hee!" Vegeta looked from Gohan, to Videl, Videl to Gohan, Gohan to Videl, and so on. He grinned and went to bag them: "TWO-IN-ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Vegeta!" Vegeta ran into the couch in shock, flipped over it, and went flying headfirst into the TV. Gohan and Videl blinked at the TV, where two legs covered in spandex were sticking out. Vegeta jumped out, pointed at the TV, and looked at Bulma.
"YOU can fix it because YOU caused it!" Vegeta ran off. Bulma sighed and shook her head.
"That man…!"
"Now why is it that Vegeta is chasing after us instead of Chi-Chi?" Videl asked. Chi-Chi sighed and looked at the ceiling of the women's restroom.
"If only!"
"He's insisting on 'reviving the Saiyan race'," Bulma explained. "He thinks we're never going to get off of the island." She rolled her eyes.
"Really?" Videl's eyebrow quirked.
"I personally don't care if we don't we get off the island," Eighteen said. "As long as Marron continues talking." She looked at Marron. "Say something for Mommy!"
"Momma doesn't care if we leave the island!" Marron exclaimed. Eighteen smiled and hugged Marron, causing her daughter to giggle. The door burst open and they all gasped. They turned around to see Goten, who wasn't wearing anything except for a pair of socks with red rings on the top. Goten grinned.
"Booga booga booga!" Goten shook his body, did a one-eighty, shook his body again, then jumped out of the room and closed the door, blocking out the hysterical laughter. (A/n: *is laughing her head off* that was based on a true story! oh my dear kami, that boy…!) Vegeta smiled.
"Great job! Now here's your fifty!" Vegeta handed Goten a fifty dollar bill and patted his shoulder. "Spend it wisely!"
Goten grinned and ran down the hall. "Daddy, I got fifty dollars from Mr. Vegeta!"
Vegeta turned to the door and flung it open. But the women were laughing so hard they didn't even look up. Vegeta smirked. "Paralyzed with laughter!" Vegeta walked over, grabbed Videl's hand and started dragging her out of the bathroom. Thankfully, she was in her right mind today and grabbed a towel. The other women got out of the water, grabbed a towel, and walked out of the bathroom after Vegeta, still laughing.
"My side is SPLITTING!" Chi-Chi cried, having the walk along with her hand on the wall to keep from falling over. Eighteen suddenly burst into tears and fell over from laughter. Bulma and Chi-Chi walked over to Eighteen (still laughing) and took her hands, trying to pull her up. But they were laughing so hard they fell over, too.
"Great galaxies!" Bulma cried out in agony of her laughter. Meanwhile, almost all of the men were watching.
"Chi-Chi, have you been smoking crack again???" Goku teased. Everyone there started laughing.
*~*~*
"Huh?" Gohan looked up as the door opened to see Vegeta standing there. "Oh, hi, Vegeta!"
"Now get in there!" Vegeta exclaimed, throwing Videl (who was still laughing) in the room by her wrist. Gohan caught her, but Videl continued to laugh.
"So funny!" Vegeta looked Videl up and down.
"You two have fun." Vegeta slammed the door. Gohan got up, leaving the laughing Videl on the bed, and pressed his ear against the door. He could hear the sound of a screwdriver and then a hammer. Gohan sighed.
"Why is everyone after us…?" Gohan walked back over to the bed and sat down. He continued to read his book as Videl continued laughing.
"Oh!" Videl caught her breathe and noticed she was wearing a towel. She looked around, spotted Gohan, and screamed. "You perv!"
"Huh?" Gohan looked at his fiancée.
"What did you do, just… DRAG me in here!?" Videl asked.
"What…?" Gohan looked confused.
"That's it!" Videl yelled. "I bet you promised your brother some orange juice or some candy if he could get us laughing! Then you took the prospect to bring me in here!"
"Actually, it was money," Gohan said. "And Vegeta did it, not me!"
"Oh, SURE he did!" Videl crossed her arms and looked at the ceiling. "What were you planning, ANYWAY?"
"I was planning on reading." Gohan said, going back to his book.
"You dragged me in here just so you could READ!?" Videl demanded. Gohan leaned against the headboard of his bed in horror.
"I told you I didn't do it!"
"Yeah, right!" Videl stood up and walked over to the door. "I'm leaving!"
"Go ahead and try." Gohan said. Videl glared, twisted the doorknob and pushed. The door wouldn't open!
Videl spun around. "Gohan, what did you DO!?"
"Vegeta did it! Vegeta did it!"
"I've got it!" Videl exclaimed. "We can pretend that we're ACTUALLY going to revive the Saiyan race, and Vegeta will let us out!"
"Are you sure that's a good idea…?" Gohan asked, his cheeks flaring. Videl smiled evilly and looked at Gohan. Gohan's eye twitched. "Videl, what are you doing? Videl- AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
They could all hear yells coming from inside.
"Poor Gohan." Trunks said.
"Gohan! Gohan, can you hear me!?" Goten pressed his ear against the door. Silence… "Daddy, I think Gohan might be hurt!"
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Goku pulled out some of his hair and started pulling the boards off the door. He finally pulled them all off and came to a lock. He looked at our devious Saiyan Prince. "Where's the key!?"
"Um…. Nowhere!" Vegeta hid the key behind his back.
"What's behind your back, Vegeta…?" Chi-Chi asked.
"Nothing!"
"What's in your HANDS, Vegeta?" Vegeta tossed the key in his mouth.
"Nuffing!" Bulma smiled.
"Vegeta…"
"What?" Vegeta turned to his wife and the next thing he knew, she was kissing him. Everyone stared with open mouths. Goku held a hand out, covering Goten's eyes.
"Ugh!" Goten grabbed Goku's hand and pulled himself up so he could see. Bulma held out the key, still kissing Vegeta. Goku took the key from her (because nobody else would) and unlocked the door. The opened the door to see Gohan and Videl laying on the bed kissing. Gohan and Videl looked up.
"Oh, it's okay, guys, we're fine!" Gohan exclaimed.
"The grandchildren are coming…" Goku fainted and everyone but Bulma and Vegeta looked down at him. Chi-Chi looked back up and started fuming.
"Gohan, you get OFF of that bed RIGHT now!" Chi-Chi yelled. "You, too, Videl!"
Gohan looked at Videl. "Better listen to her."
"Now that can wait until you're married!" Chi-Chi yelled as the two came walking out of Gohan's room. Videl walked into her room to get dressed, as did Chi-Chi. Eighteen walked over to Bulma.
"You two can stop now." Eighteen said. The couple continued kissing. Eighteen went to open her mouth, stopped, shook her head, and walked into her room.
"No more reviving the Saiyan race, okay?" Bulma pleaded. Vegeta nodded.
"Okay!" Vegeta picked Bulma up, walked into their room (still kissing), and closed the door behind them, leaving Goten and Trunks staring at the door.
"Come on, you two!" Gohan picked the two up.
Now that Vegeta is over that traumatizing experience, maybe he'll go back to normal! ...he never WAS normal... ANYWAY! In the next chapter, Piccolo tells the others of how Dende got along wiht the little girl from Namek! Will this be an amusing, or heartbreaking story? Find out next time on FHI: Piccolo's Little Baby