Chapter Six: The End of Another Fic


"Uncle Vegeta! Uncle Vegeta!"

"What is it, brat?" As the first Chibi-Saiyan kept Vegeta's attention, the second one made it's move.

"HA!" Trunks pushed Vegeta down the stairs.

"OOF! EE! OW! OOCH! OUCH! OH!" Goten quickly ran out of the way as Vegeta came tumbling down the stairs towards him. Vegeta landed face-first at the bottom of the stairs, causing the two Chibi-Saiyans to laugh. Vegeta sat up. "Why you little ingrates! When I get my hands on you-"

But the two were already gone. Vegeta growled, stood up, and walked off rubbing his back.

*~*~*

"Let's go swimming!" Goten exclaimed.

"Or better yet- SURFING!"

"YEAH!" The two Chibi-Saiyans ran into the water with their surfboards. Everyone else went to whatever they were going to do but Goku and Vegeta.

"Say, Kakarott… private beach shore closer today?"

"Yeah, Vegeta…"

"You are correct!" Frieza exclaimed, appearing. "The beach is getting bigger because there is a hole in the middle of the island. Which means…"

Frieza held out his hand for them to fill in the blank. "…the island has a hole in the middle of it?"

"NO!" Frieza yelled at Goku.

"Oh!" Goku nodded.

"It means that the island is gradually sinking!"

"What!?" Vegeta grabbed Frieza. "You mean not only did you trap us on this island, but your stupidity has caused the island to gradually SINK!?"

Frieza nodded. "That's about the size of it."

"ARGH!!!!!!!" Vegeta yelled. "What is even the POINT of eating when we're all going to die off anyway!?"

"um….dunno." Goku said.

"I WASN'T ASKING YOU!!!!!!!!"

"Oops!"

"Now what is the POINT, Frieza!?"

"Um….you're not going to die?" Frieza asked. "When the barrier goes down it will only trap in us and oxygen."

"But we'll EVENTUALLY run out of it!" Vegeta yelled.

"Not if I make thousands of plants!" Frieza exclaimed, holding up a finger.

"Plants?" Vegeta looked at him suspiciously.

"Yeah!" Frieza nodded. "You know, the whole carbon dioxide turns into oxygen system thing!" (A/n: shoot!!! what's that system called again…?^^;;;;;)

"Yeah, sure, whatever!" Vegeta yelled. "But I don't want to look at the FISHES for the rest of my life!"

"Oh! But it'd be neat!"

"FRIEZAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!"

"Okay, okay!" Frieza yelled.

"Then go FIX the island." Vegeta said, pushing Frieza forward.

"I don't HAVE to." Frieza stuck out his tongue.

"Why you-" Frieza disappeared. "AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*~*~*

"Vegeta, come inside and eat something!" Bulma ordered.

"No…" Bulma fumed.

"FINE then! Starve to death, I don't care! But when you die, I'll just go out and make Trunks a NEW and BETTER father!" Bulma stomped back to the house. Vegeta shrugged.

"Whatever." Vegeta dropped his stick and looked over at Goku, who was drawing something in the sand with his stick. Vegeta stood up and trudged over to him, flinging sand all over his words.

"VEGETA!!!!!!!" Goku whined.

"Oops." Vegeta and Goku hadn't eaten in days- and they hadn't shaved, either.

"Now I've gotta write a WHOLE 'nother 'S.O.S'!" Goku yelled.

"Sorry."

"DON'T DO IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!" Goku crouched back down and started writing in the sand with his stick again. Vegeta crouched down next to him.

"Hey, Goku, you think the viewers thought it was cool when you and I were shooting at Majin Buu?"

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goku jumped up and screamed. HE ran towards the house. "VEGETA CALLED ME GOKU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S *INSANE*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"…" Vegeta picked up Goku's stick and started writing the "S.O.S" for him. He finished and looked at it. It was only three inches long in total. He looked at the sky, then back down at his "S.O.S". He covered the mini "S.O.S." and started to write something in bigger letters.

When he was through it didn't say "S.O.S", but "BOMB ME".

Is it true that the island is SINKING!? Will they eventually overpopulate the island!? Will our heroes have to make their home on FHI PERMANENT??? Are our heroes stuck on FHI forever as it sinks to the bottom of the ocean!? Find out next time on FHI: The Final Fic!

The End

The DBZ ending Theme started up and it showed a screenshot of Frieza, jumping up in the air with both hands in the air with a goofy smile. The screen switched to the beach, where Bulma was sun-bathing, with Goku and Chi-Chi making a sandcastle in the background. Eighteen was holding Marron up to keep her from falling into the water, and Krillin was laughing. Gohan came walking by and the camera decided to follow him.
Gohan continued walking along the beach when Goten and Trunks came into sight, playing with their dolls. Trunks suddenly threw his doll at Goten, hitting him in the face. The camera zoomed in, getting Goten's face as the Chloe doll peeled from his face, and he blinked. The camera zoomed back out and now Gohan had passed the boys. Just before they went off screen, Goten jumped on Trunks and the two started rolling around. Yamcha came running by, Barbie Dream Date game tucked underneath his arm. He waved at Gohan and Gohan waved back.
He went back to walking until Videl ran by from the direction he was walking, being chased by a jackrabbit. Gohan freaked out and ran after them. Gohan ran past Piccolo, who looked over his shoulder at him, like he was saying: "Hm…?".
Piccolo went back to looking in the other direction and the camera started zooming in really fast. Piccolo swung around, right at the last minute, giving us two thumbs up with a grin as the song hit the last note.
The FUNimation thingy popped up and the screen cut off.