Disclaimer: Everything Harry Potter belongs to JK Rowling. The original
characters, including the insufferable Mary Sue types *shudders* are mine.
That's not to say that all Mary Sues are bad, but for the purposes of this
parody… well I'm sure you get it ;)
Summary: Mary Sues are invading Hogwarts!! (oh the humanity!) They've got to be driven out before they invade the school, before they turn it into a pile of teeny bopper mush. There is a plan in place, but just how well will it play out? Will everyone retain their sanity? God only knows…
Author's Note: Hullo! The insane Bee is at it again… I have no idea where this came from, but my muse threatened to run away of I didn't write it. All comments are greatly appreciated, I LOVE MY READERS!!! Uhum… yeah… so without further ado, here is Not Another Mary Sue Fanfiction!
1 Prologue
It seemed like any other night in the Great Hall of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The students and staff were quickly adjusting to the recent addition of a fifth house, which had become the most hated house almost intsantaniously.
Once every few minutes, a pair of eyes would glare at the new table at the center of the hall.
Sitting at the afore mentioned table were about 60 of the most beautiful girls in existence. They were eagerly discussing their perfect grades, the contracts their talent agents had managed to get them, and the daring stories of how they each managed to single handedly save the day.
Again.
The chattering girls were seemingly oblivious to the world around them- they knew that it would stop turning for them in a heartbeat, if they wanted it to.
Meanwhile, the rest of the occupants in the hall were waiting for their nightly interruption.
The strangest thing had started happening each night at dinner- about two months ago. A stunningly pretty new girl would waltz into the hall, and announce that she would be starting school here, so would someone please go and get the Sorting Hat so she could be properly sorted.
Dumbledore knew about each of these girls before they came of course, as he was very close to most of their families. The Headmaster being the way he is, turned none of them away, but he did realize that he had a very real problem on his hands. As the school seemed to receive at least one new (annoyingly perfect) student per day, the student population was exploding.
Dumbledore didn't think Gryffindor could stand any more students at the moment.
Apparently the Sorting Hat agreed. The old hat had its own qualms about this situation. Normally, it only had to work one day a year, for less than an hour. All in all, it was a pretty good deal. But now, it was being pulled out of its peaceful reverie on a nightly basis, only to sort a bunch of girls who were either extremely arrogant, or entirely too innocent for their own good.
The girl's dorms in Slytherin and Gryffindor were overflowing, and the number of catfights that resulted in people being sent to the hospital wing was at an all time high.
Madam Pomfrey could hardly stand to look at the influx of new girls, let alone treat them.
She turned to Dumbledore, who in turn went to the Sorting Hat.
The hat had been doing some thinking of its own, and had come up with a temporary solution: creating a new house in an effort to isolate these demons disguised as innocent girls, thus the creation of the Mary Sue House.
There was however the problem of the fact that this new house increased in number every day.
At this rate, the school's population would double by the end of the year if something wasn't done soon. In the insanity of it all, it was decided that the Mary Sues (all 60 of them at this point) must be disposed of, before the original population of the school was outnumbered.
Suddenly, the doors to the Great Hall flew open. An 18-year-old witch with waist long strawberry blonde hair, bright blue eyes, and a porcelain complexion sauntered up to the front of the hall.
She flashed a brilliant smile, and sighed melodramatically.
"I'm ready to be sorted!"
The students and staff groaned.
It had started again.
NEXT: Mary Sue #61- Bee Prefect
Summary: Mary Sues are invading Hogwarts!! (oh the humanity!) They've got to be driven out before they invade the school, before they turn it into a pile of teeny bopper mush. There is a plan in place, but just how well will it play out? Will everyone retain their sanity? God only knows…
Author's Note: Hullo! The insane Bee is at it again… I have no idea where this came from, but my muse threatened to run away of I didn't write it. All comments are greatly appreciated, I LOVE MY READERS!!! Uhum… yeah… so without further ado, here is Not Another Mary Sue Fanfiction!
1 Prologue
It seemed like any other night in the Great Hall of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The students and staff were quickly adjusting to the recent addition of a fifth house, which had become the most hated house almost intsantaniously.
Once every few minutes, a pair of eyes would glare at the new table at the center of the hall.
Sitting at the afore mentioned table were about 60 of the most beautiful girls in existence. They were eagerly discussing their perfect grades, the contracts their talent agents had managed to get them, and the daring stories of how they each managed to single handedly save the day.
Again.
The chattering girls were seemingly oblivious to the world around them- they knew that it would stop turning for them in a heartbeat, if they wanted it to.
Meanwhile, the rest of the occupants in the hall were waiting for their nightly interruption.
The strangest thing had started happening each night at dinner- about two months ago. A stunningly pretty new girl would waltz into the hall, and announce that she would be starting school here, so would someone please go and get the Sorting Hat so she could be properly sorted.
Dumbledore knew about each of these girls before they came of course, as he was very close to most of their families. The Headmaster being the way he is, turned none of them away, but he did realize that he had a very real problem on his hands. As the school seemed to receive at least one new (annoyingly perfect) student per day, the student population was exploding.
Dumbledore didn't think Gryffindor could stand any more students at the moment.
Apparently the Sorting Hat agreed. The old hat had its own qualms about this situation. Normally, it only had to work one day a year, for less than an hour. All in all, it was a pretty good deal. But now, it was being pulled out of its peaceful reverie on a nightly basis, only to sort a bunch of girls who were either extremely arrogant, or entirely too innocent for their own good.
The girl's dorms in Slytherin and Gryffindor were overflowing, and the number of catfights that resulted in people being sent to the hospital wing was at an all time high.
Madam Pomfrey could hardly stand to look at the influx of new girls, let alone treat them.
She turned to Dumbledore, who in turn went to the Sorting Hat.
The hat had been doing some thinking of its own, and had come up with a temporary solution: creating a new house in an effort to isolate these demons disguised as innocent girls, thus the creation of the Mary Sue House.
There was however the problem of the fact that this new house increased in number every day.
At this rate, the school's population would double by the end of the year if something wasn't done soon. In the insanity of it all, it was decided that the Mary Sues (all 60 of them at this point) must be disposed of, before the original population of the school was outnumbered.
Suddenly, the doors to the Great Hall flew open. An 18-year-old witch with waist long strawberry blonde hair, bright blue eyes, and a porcelain complexion sauntered up to the front of the hall.
She flashed a brilliant smile, and sighed melodramatically.
"I'm ready to be sorted!"
The students and staff groaned.
It had started again.
NEXT: Mary Sue #61- Bee Prefect