Angelina Johnson looked up from her Charms homework with an odd expression on her face. "Do you hear something strange?" she commented offhandedly to Alicia Spinnet, who was laying across the couch next to her reviewing her latest Potions quiz with a slight frown.
Before she had a chance to answer, a rather violent mob of perfectly beautiful girls came busting through the portrait hole.
"Dear lord help us!! The Mary Sues have come to destroy us!!" Colin Creevey ran around the room screaming until Fred finally grabbed him, and made him shut up.
"What do you want?" He asked, extremely annoyed that that had interrupted him in the middle of a stroke of genius.
The lead, blonde Mary Sue number one came forward, and flashed a saccharine sweet smile. "Could you tell us where Harry is?"
"Uh, how exactly did you get in here anyway?" George put down the order sheet he had been working on. "Are the lot of you psychic too?"
Marry shook her head. "No, only Serena." She indicated a girl with wavy bright red hair and emerald eyes.
"You guys are so easy to read, just like open books." Serena grinned evilly.
"Too bloody convenient if you ask me." Fred crossed his arms.
"Isn't it though? Uncle Tom taught me how to use my gif-"
"We really don't care. Susie, Annie, and Bob all have the exact same story."
"Bob?" The group of demon girls chorused.
"Uh, never mind."
"Where's Harry?" Mary asked defensively.
"You can't take him! I won't let you!" Colin yelled again.
"It's alright Collin, I'm right here." Harry said, coming out of a dark corner of the common room with Hermione and Ron.
Coming out if hiding was brave, but stupid. Very, very stupid.
Before he could take his next breath, Harry was in the midst of 15 of the most beautiful girls he had ever seen.
"Some Guys get all the luck..." Seamus said before quickly running upstairs to the boy's dorms and away from the growing chaos.
"Harry I love you!"
"You want to marry me, don't you Harry?"
"Didn't we just have the most wonderful time at the Yule Ball Harry?"
"I know I'm related to Malfoy, but can't you look past that?"
"I've booked the Backstreet Boys for our wedding Harry, isn't that a sign of true love?"
"Forget her, I've booked NSYNC, that's real love."
"We're meant to be together Harry, it's fate."
"So Ravenclaw wants me to be their seeker, I'll turn them down for you."
"I'm not really your sister if I'm Sirius Black's long lost daughter- you're just his godson. We could live together happily ever after like one big family.
"I'm American."
"I'm not."
"I'm dead sexy."
"Fawks wants us to be together."
"We defeated Voldermort together."
"We saved life, the universe, and everything together."
"42!"
Of course it didn't actually sound that clear in person. It was completely jumbled and incomprehensible.
Harry imagined that this is how the chorus of hell must sound.
Crawling out if the massive brawl, he saw that most of them had actually turned on each other. Things were getting pretty ugly, and if it kept up, there wouldn't be much of the Gryffindor common room left.
Walking back to Ron and Hermione (relatively unscathed), Harry spun around quickly as the room shook with a large explosion.
The mob of devil girls had seemed to spontaneously combust.
15 Mary Sues were no more.
A sense of dawning came over everyone in the Gryffindor common room, as they had come up with a way to be rid of the Mary Sues: let them destroy themselves.
With a little help of course.
It was officially the beginning of the end for the unsuspecting Mary Sues.
NEXT: Hermione's going to infiltrate the Mary Sue camp with the help of a little polyjuice potion. Help them indeed...
Before she had a chance to answer, a rather violent mob of perfectly beautiful girls came busting through the portrait hole.
"Dear lord help us!! The Mary Sues have come to destroy us!!" Colin Creevey ran around the room screaming until Fred finally grabbed him, and made him shut up.
"What do you want?" He asked, extremely annoyed that that had interrupted him in the middle of a stroke of genius.
The lead, blonde Mary Sue number one came forward, and flashed a saccharine sweet smile. "Could you tell us where Harry is?"
"Uh, how exactly did you get in here anyway?" George put down the order sheet he had been working on. "Are the lot of you psychic too?"
Marry shook her head. "No, only Serena." She indicated a girl with wavy bright red hair and emerald eyes.
"You guys are so easy to read, just like open books." Serena grinned evilly.
"Too bloody convenient if you ask me." Fred crossed his arms.
"Isn't it though? Uncle Tom taught me how to use my gif-"
"We really don't care. Susie, Annie, and Bob all have the exact same story."
"Bob?" The group of demon girls chorused.
"Uh, never mind."
"Where's Harry?" Mary asked defensively.
"You can't take him! I won't let you!" Colin yelled again.
"It's alright Collin, I'm right here." Harry said, coming out of a dark corner of the common room with Hermione and Ron.
Coming out if hiding was brave, but stupid. Very, very stupid.
Before he could take his next breath, Harry was in the midst of 15 of the most beautiful girls he had ever seen.
"Some Guys get all the luck..." Seamus said before quickly running upstairs to the boy's dorms and away from the growing chaos.
"Harry I love you!"
"You want to marry me, don't you Harry?"
"Didn't we just have the most wonderful time at the Yule Ball Harry?"
"I know I'm related to Malfoy, but can't you look past that?"
"I've booked the Backstreet Boys for our wedding Harry, isn't that a sign of true love?"
"Forget her, I've booked NSYNC, that's real love."
"We're meant to be together Harry, it's fate."
"So Ravenclaw wants me to be their seeker, I'll turn them down for you."
"I'm not really your sister if I'm Sirius Black's long lost daughter- you're just his godson. We could live together happily ever after like one big family.
"I'm American."
"I'm not."
"I'm dead sexy."
"Fawks wants us to be together."
"We defeated Voldermort together."
"We saved life, the universe, and everything together."
"42!"
Of course it didn't actually sound that clear in person. It was completely jumbled and incomprehensible.
Harry imagined that this is how the chorus of hell must sound.
Crawling out if the massive brawl, he saw that most of them had actually turned on each other. Things were getting pretty ugly, and if it kept up, there wouldn't be much of the Gryffindor common room left.
Walking back to Ron and Hermione (relatively unscathed), Harry spun around quickly as the room shook with a large explosion.
The mob of devil girls had seemed to spontaneously combust.
15 Mary Sues were no more.
A sense of dawning came over everyone in the Gryffindor common room, as they had come up with a way to be rid of the Mary Sues: let them destroy themselves.
With a little help of course.
It was officially the beginning of the end for the unsuspecting Mary Sues.
NEXT: Hermione's going to infiltrate the Mary Sue camp with the help of a little polyjuice potion. Help them indeed...