A/n: I'm trying really hard to rid of my writing block. . Stupid blocks!

Disclaimer: I own Lei and two shiny quarters...that I had to give to Yami Malik...so now, I own Lei. I think.

For those of you who are slow...I am Lei...

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Lei: This should be fun.

Yami: Define fun.

Isis: Fun. Something that provides amusement.

Bakura: IT'S AN EXPRESSION!

Lei: ...kind of. Something fun to rid of my writing block.

Malik: Are you sure you're not just too lazy to write?

Lei: [horrified] NO! I will never be too lazy to write!

Serenity: Unfortunately.

Faye: [comes stomping out of a room labeled...Faye's room][drags Seto to them] There. YOU keep him. [stomps back to the room]

Seto: [eyes widen and grabs chocolate out of Yami Malik's pocket] SUGAR! [starts eating]

Y. Malik: [angrily] How dare you steal my chocolate...you..you..you PRIEST PERSON!

Seto: [ignores Y. Malik]

Yami: [raises an eyebrow at Y. Malik's so-called insult]

Lei: Hey Yugi!

Yugi: [pops out of nowhere] Yes?

Lei: GIRL SCOUTS!!!!! (A/n: From my Yu-Gi-OH! MST fic...)

Yugi: [screams and runs into a door labeled Ryou's Room and slams the door]

Isis: Wrong door...

Malik: 3...2...1...

Yugi: [yells loudly OOC] WHAT THE HELL, RYOU?!? [runs out of room and shuts door quickly] [cowers in the corner]

Yami: What was he yelling about? [walks into a room labeled...Cars] (A/n: READ, YAMI! READ!!)

5 seconds later...

Yami: [shrieks] Oh my Ra! [slams door behind him]

All: [odd looks]

Y. Malik: [boredly] What now?

Yami: TRISTAN!!..HE'S BACK!!!

Serenity: [raises eyebrow] Back from where?

Yami: [points at Bakura accusingly] Bakura killed him last week!

Bakura: It was your idea!

Yami: Well, you could've talked me out of it!

(A/n: Three guesses what show that quote was from!)

Bakura: You're an egotistical pharaoh! Nobody can talk you out of anything!

Lei: [glares pointedly at Bakura]

Bakura: ...except Lei?

Lei: [smiles]

Yami: I am not an egotistical pharaoh! [glares at Bakura]

Bakura: [glares back]

Yami and Bakura: [glaring contest]

Yami and Bakura: [change into a 'if looks could kill' contest]

Lei: [realization dawning] [slowly] Wait........you killed Tristan? I have to kill you now!

Yami and Bakura: [stop glaring and look at Lei]

Bakura: ....why?

Yami: Do you have something for him?

Lei: [makes face] EW, NO! (A/n: No offense, Tristan fans) [shrugs] I've just always wanted to say that.

Yami and Bakura: -_-

Malik: Wait a minute...Why was Kaiba in Faye's room?

Seto: [munches on chocolate] ...?

Lei: [matter-of-factly] They had to write the script. Faye needed help on the computer.

All: [not believing]

Lei: [shrugs] You're on your own, Seto.

Seto: [finishes candy bar] ...?

Serenity: [screams]

All: [look at her]

Serenity: [sly grin]

All: [turn back to where Seto was]

Yami: HE'S GONE!

Bakura: [to Lei] CURSE YOU STUPID AUTHOR!

Lei: [innocently] What did I do?

Bakura: ~_~

Serenity: Seto, you owe me big time!

Y. Malik: YOU EVIL...WHEELER GIRL!

Malik: Gee, Yami. You seem to be deprived of insults toady.

Yugi: [from the corner] Sugar?

All: -_-;

Isis: You know, you people are getting stranger each day.

All: [glare]

Yami: And you're not?

Isis: [death glare]

Lei: This is fun!

Bakura: Define fun.

Isis: Fun. Something that pro--

Yami: [screams] CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND IT'S AN EXPRESSION, CRAZY WOMAN?!?

Serenity: [mutters] Please don't start this over again...please...

Malik: [grabs a tub of popcorn]

Lei: [looks at popcorn] ............POPCORN ATTACK!!

Y. Malik: [mutters] And they say I'M getting stranger.. [rolls eyes]

Yugi: [joins the group] What's a popcorn attack?

Lei: [slowly] ...I'm not exactly sure...I think I saw it on TV once...

Serenity: [yells] For the last time, they made me do it! They did it against my will! AAAAUGHHH!!!! STUPID POPCORN!!! [stomps into a room labeled Serenity's Room and shuts door loudly] STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!!!!!!

All: O_o;

Bakura: What's with her?

Isis: [shrugs] No idea.

Malik: This IS fun!

Lei: [huggles Malik] YAY! FUN! TORTURING! FUN! EVILLISH! FUN!

Malik: o_O AAAHH! Can't breathe...

Y. Malik: Keep your grimy hands off of him, YOU AUTHOR...PERSON!

Yami: -_-; Again with the lame insults...

Y. Malik: [continues] HE'S MINE!!! HE'S ALL MINE!!!! [evil laugh]

Bakura: What are you...gay?

Y. Malik: [horrified] NO!!!

All: -___-;;

Lei: [hugs Malik protectively] NO! He's mine! Right, Malik? [gives Malik evil glare]

Malik: [feebly, gasping for air]...right. [faints on Lei's shoulder]

Yugi: [goes beserk] CALL THE POLICE!! CALL THE PARAMEDICS! THE FIRE PEOPLE!!

Isis: [raises eyebrow] The Firefighters?

Yugi: YEAH! THEM! CALL THEM! CALL THE AMBULANCE!!!! [screams] CALL THE 9-1-1 GUY FOR THE DARK MAGICIAN'S SAKE!!!

Lei: -_- That has to be the lamest substitute for "God"...ever.

Bakura: [grabs phone and dials 911]

Random 911 Person: Hello, 911 service here. Our job is to help you.

Bakura: Hi. Are you the 9-1-1 guy?

Random 911 Person: [sarcastically] No, I'm Maximillion Pegasus.

Bakura: [screams girlish-ly and drops the phone] AAAAAH!!!!!!! IT'S PEGASUS! HE'S COME TO STEAL MISTER FLUFFY!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!! [runs around screaming]

All: -_-;;

Random 911 Person: Hello? Hello? Is anybody there? [mutters] Another stupid author?

Lei: [turns red] [picks up the phone, dragging Malik with her] YOU STUPID PHONE ANSWERING PERSON!!!

Yami: That's another lame insu--Oh wait. She always does that. Never mind.

Lei: [glares at Yami][to the 911 person] I AM NOT A STUPID AUTHOR!!

Y. Malik: Actually, you are.

Lei: [hangs up phone] [glares at Y. Malik]

Yugi: [calms down] [to Bakura] Who's Mister Fluffy?

Bakura: Uh...nobody...

All: Right...

Ryou: [peeks head out of the door] IT'S HIS PINK TEDDY BEAR WITH THE WHITE BOW ON IT'S HEAD!! [goes back to his room]

Bakura: [blushes] [laughs nervously]

Yami: Bakura has a pink teddy bear!

Bakura: SHUT UP YOU STUPID PHARAOH!! [runs to Ryou's room]

A few seconds later...

Bakura: BLUE RA!! RYOU!! WHAT THE HELL? [runs out of the room and slams the door closed]

Yami: [raises eyebrow] Blue Ra?

Y. Malik: Why not Red Ra?

Bakura: Purple Ra?

Lei: [suddenly] I JUST REMEMBERED! I HAVE AUTHORESS POWERS! [revives Malik]

Isis: [looks at her little brother]

Malik: Ugh...FRESH AIR!

Isis: [looks at Malik curiously]

Malik: [screams] STOP LOOKING AT ME!

Isis: [backs up] [holds her hands up defensively] S-sorry!

Lei: [hugs Malik]

Malik: [groans] Not again.

Y. Malik: [angrily] I TOLD YOU! MALIK'S MINE!!

Yami: [boredly] Shut up, Seth.

Y. Malik: [reddens] DON'T CALL ME THAT!

Lei: [looks around] Who's Seth?

Y. Malik: ...me.

Lei: [snickers] You're the Yami of my favorite character so I won't crack up and roll around laughing my head off, so--oh, who gives! [cracks up and rolls on the floor laughing her head off]

Yami: I wish someone could take her head off.

Lei: [stops laughing aburptly] That wasn't funny. [resumes laughing]

Bakura: [whiny] Can I leave?

Lei: [stops laughing and stands up] No. You live inside my head, remember?

Isis: If we live inside your head, why are you here?

Malik: This isn't really her. It's just a holographic vision that she imagined up.

Lei: Awww, I love you, Malik.

Malik: [stares disgustedly at her]

Lei: NOT THAT WAY!!

Y. Malik: FOR THE LAST FREAKIN' TIME, HE'S MINE!!!!!!!

Lei: [whispers] Hey Yami Malik.

Y. Malik: Yes?

Lei: I'll offer you two quarters for him.

Y. Malik: [grins] You're on! [puts hand out]

Lei: [hands Y. Malik two shiny quarters and grabs Malik] YAY! You're all mine now!

Malik: [whiny] [to Y. Malik] I thought you were supposed to be protecting me, Yami?

Y. Malik: Oooh...shiny...[admires the quarters]

Malik: [crosses arms] _ Meany.

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A/n: Review for me! Please?

-Amphitrite o.w.k.a. (Otherwise Known As) Lei