A/n: I'm at a loss for words!
Bakura: [sarcastically] How depressing.
Me: Shut up.
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Lei: Aww...would you look at that...Bakura and Yami are arguing again.
Isis: How is that 'aww'?
Lei: [shrugs]
Serenity: [pops head out of her room] [looks around the room] Seto! When we going to get the wedding
dress?
Bakura and Yami: [stop arguing]
Malik: ...wedding dress?
Serenity: -_- Really, Ishtar. Are you deaf?
Seto: In the morning.
Serenity: It IS the morning.
Seto: Oh. ^_^;
Lei: [slowly] Wait...wedding?
Yami: Dress?
Serenity: [impatiently] Really, what is with everyone today? Has the entire world gone deaf?
Bakura: [shrugs] Maybe.
Lei: [slowly] You're getting married?!?
Seto: No...where did you get that idea?
Lei: [oblivious to that last comment] [yells] DIE!!! DIE YOU EVIL SILENTSHIPPING FICS!! DIE!!!
Yugi: Lei? Lei? [jumps up and grabs onto Lei's shoulder] Lei?
Lei: [runs around screaming: NO!! SETO BELONGS WITH JOEY! NO!! with Yugi hanging on her shoulder,
clinging for life]
Bakura: This is just...scary.
Seto: [tries to make out Lei's screams] ...o...eto...belongs...with...jo...e...[whitens] WHAT?!?
Malik: [snickers loudly]
Yami: Shut up, Malik. Have some respect for your creator.
Malik: ....Lee-lee isn't my creator...
Yami: ...Oh. Proceed in laughing then.
Lei: [still running around with Yugi] AAH! STOP CALLING ME LEE-LEE!!
Malik: [smirks] I'd like to see you make me.
Lei: [stops] [glares daggers at Malik] [slowly] Don't tempt me, Ishtar-chan.
Malik: Why is everyone calling me by my surname today?
Bakura: [smirks] I don't know...Ishtaru.
Malik: [screams in frustration] IT'S ISHTAR!!
Bakura: Whatever you say, Ishtaru.
Serenity: [suddenly] WHAT ABOUT THE WEDDING DRESS?
Isis: [raises eyebrow] I thought you two weren't getting married?
Serenity: [flatly] We're not.
Yugi: [falls off Lei's shoulder]
Seto: Lei..? What was that that you said about me and Joey?
Lei: Oh. That you belong together.
Seto: [yells] BUT I'M NOT FREAKING GAY!!
Yami: Tsk. Tsk. You're in denial, Priest.
Seto: [death glare at Yami] Like the way you are with Yugi?
Yami: [freezes] ...what?
Seto: Oh, nothing.
Yami: [glares] YOU SAID SOMETHING!!
Yugi: [sits up] Yami, are you...
Yami: [shrieks and runs into his room]
Serenity: THE DRESS, PEOPLE! THE DRESS!! THINK OF THE DRESS!
Seto: [throws his hands in the air] SCREW YOUR DAMN DRESS!
(A/n: Ooh...the game of Catching Seto Kaiba's Hand When They Land)
Bakura: Ooh, colorful language.
Isis: [shakes head sadly] Men. (A/n: NOT SEXIST!)
All except Lei: HEY!
Lei: Renity-chan...you're not a guy.
Serenity: ^_^; Oh.
All: -_-;
Serenity: [goes back to her room]
Weevil: [suddenly appears] HEEHEEHEEHEE!!
(A/n: His evil laugh is...strange. Pegasus' is better.)
Lei: HEY! BUG BOY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HEAD?
Weevil: Drinking?
Lei: [screams] NO ALCHOHOL IN LEI'S HEAD!
Bakura: Oh...oops. [hides bottle behind him]
Weevil: ...I thought you were Lei?
Lei: JUST...JUST GET OUT OF HERE!
Isis: AAAAAAAHHH....screaming...headache...ow...[runs into her room]
Yugi: You know, Weevil, I would advise you to leave. Before she blows.
Weevil: ...
Lei: I ALREADY ASKED YOU ONCE, YOU HARRY-POTTER LOOK-ALIKE!!! [pushes Weevil into a door labeled-------The Happy Bunny Room]
Weevil: This is the evil room that Yu--[falls into the everlasting darkness and never ending pit]
Lei: [rolls eyes] How else do you think I got so many Funny Bunny fans to fall into a never-ending abyss?
Bakura: [shudders] Pegasus.
Malik: Bunny-boy?
Lei: [raises eyebrow] Bunny-boy?
Seto: I think he means Pegasus.
Malik: [nods]
Yugi: I wonder what Ryou's doing?
Lei: What did you and Bakura freak out about, anyway?
**Flashback**
Yugi: [screams and runs into a door labeled Ryou's Room and slams the door]
Isis: Wrong door...
Malik: 3...2...1...
Yugi: [yells loudly OOC] WHAT THE HELL, RYOU?!? [runs out of room and shuts door quickly] [cowers in
the corner]
**End of Flashback**
**Flashback**
Yami: Bakura has a pink teddy bear!
Bakura: SHUT UP YOU STUPID PHARAOH!! [runs to Ryou's room]
A few seconds later...
Bakura: BLUE RA!! RYOU!! WHAT THE HELL? [runs out of the room and slams the door closed]
**End of Flashback**
Yugi and Bakura: Um...^__^;
Lei: What was Ryou doing?
Yugi: Um...
Bakura: I think...I think it'd be mean to Aibou if we told you...
Lei: [narrows eyes] And WHEN have YOU started to care for Ryou, BAKURA?
Bakura: [protests] HEY! I find that offensive. I care for Ryou lots. [sniffles]
Lei: Tell me...Tell ME....TELL me.....
Both: [shake heads]
Lei: AAAAAAAAHHHH! JUST TELL ME...or I'll pair you up with MALIK!
Both: [scream]
Lei: [crosses arms] Hey, Malik's cute. I'd want to be paired up with him.
Malik: Yeah. I'm cute. But please don't pair me up with you.
Bakura: No, he's not.
Malik: YES I AM!
Seto: I agree!
All: [stare at Seto]
Seto: Um..I said, Look, it's Joey!
Lei: HA! See, I told you that you two belong together.
Seto: [blushes] I didn't mean it that way!
Yugi: -_- Ugh.
Lei: HEY! YOU STILL DIDN'T TELL ME WHAT YOU WERE SCREAMING ABOUT!
Bakura: Uh-oh.
Yugi: [starts mumbling about pink frilly dresses and ribbons]
Lei: WHAT?!?
Bakura: FINE! Ryou was in his room..with Téa...TÉA of all people...having a tea party...and they were
both wearing frilly pink dresses and white ribbons!!
Yugi: [sobs] You do know that Ryou's going to kill you.
Bakura: US. Kill US.
Yugi: [backs up] Oh, no. YOU. Kill YOU. You're the one that just blabbed it to Lei!
Malik: Ah, shut up. So Ryou'll come out here and kill you. No big deal. [shrugs nonchalantly]
Both: [glare at Malik]
Malik: [smirks]
Seto: I'm lost.
Bakura: Too bad.
Lei: OH MY GOD! I HAVE TO SEE THIS! [runs into Ryou's room] [finds Ryou lying on the bed, reading a
book] [runs back out and shuts the door] He heard us. He was pretending to read.
Bakura: How do you know that he wasn't really reading?
Lei: [whacks Bakura in the head with a ruler] You dolt. I'm not THAT dense. He was holding it upside
down.
Malik: Oh, you're not THAT dense. You're DENSER.
Lei: [screams a warcry]
All: ...
Lei: That's fun! ^-^
All: -__- That's it. She's officially gone more insane than we had ever imagined she could be.
Lei: But of course! More insaness...[evil grin]...equals more torture...
A/n: Another chapter done! I'm so proud of myself!
Malik: [sarcastically] Yippee. More torture for us.
Yami: [relieved] At least I'm only half in this chapter!
Me: ^-^ Don't worry! That means you'll been in a half extra in some other chapter!
Yami: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Me: [pats Yami on the head]
Yami: [angrily] DO NOT TOUCH THE HAIR!
Me: [mutters] Touchy, touchy.
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~Amphitrite/Lei