Lei: [sighs happily]
Faye: [irritated] What now?
Lei: [grins stupidly] Malik's mine now, remember?
Malik: [in agony] ...glomping...hugs...Lee-lee...ugh.[slumps to the floor] .
Lei: [screams] DON'T CALL ME LEE-LEE!!!
Y. Malik: Okay...Lee-lee.
Lei: [angrily] You're the Yami of Mawiky so I won't make you go through the same torture I made Bakura go through....but I swear, if you make one more comment about my name...[makes motion across her neck]
Y. Malik: [gulps]
Yami: [snickers] Mawiky?
Lei: [nods brightly] Yep. [hugs Malik]
Ryou: [curiously] What torture did you subject my Yami to?
Lei: [hugs Ryou, dragging Malik with her] Aw...cute lil' Ryou's worried 'bout his Yami?
Ryou: -_-
Lei: I let Faye be in charge of the torture...
Ryou: [eyes widen] Uh-oh....Faye...what did you do to Bakura?
Faye: [smirks evilly] Do you REALLY want to know?
Ryou: Do I?
Faye: No.
Ryou: ...
Yami: Tell!
Faye: Nah, I'd think I'd hurt Ryou's feelings.
Malik: [gasps] Faye! You said something nice!
Faye: -_- [sarcastically] And the joy of it is just so overwhelming.
Yami: [randomly] I hate you, Lei.
Faye: [sarcastically] Join the club.
Lei: [drops Ryou and Malik] [hugs Yami] Why?
Yami: o.o Pharaoh's don't hug!
Lei: They do now!
Yami: [wriggles free of her grasp] [runs as far from her as possible.
Lei: [chases him] Why do you hate me?
Y. Malik: I don't blame him.
Ryou: Me either.
Malik: Ditto that.
Y. Malik, Ryou, and Malik: [look at the open door labeled Escape room]
Y. Malik: FRE--[lowers to a whisper] dom!
Lei: [still chasing Yami] I HEARD THAT!
Ryou: Damn it.
Malik: [snickers]
Ryou: [indignant] What?
Malik: I've never heard you cuss before.
Ryou: -.-
Lei: [stops]
Yami: [stops]
Y. Malik: [cocks head to the side] Why'd you stop?
Lei: [looks at the ceiling] The reader is getting bored.
Malik: Are you saying that he/she wasn't already bored?
Lei: [sniffles]
All: [sigh]
Ryou: [boredly] Now what?
Lei: [shrugs] I have a TPSC meeting.
Yami: TPSC?
Lei: The Torture of Poor Souls Clique.
Y. Malik: -_- So that's where she's learning all this stuff.
Lei: [brightly] It's the best place for authors who want to torture their favorite characters!! Anyone want to join?
Malik: No thanks.
Lei: Gotta run!
Faye: [cackles evilly] I'M IN CHARGE!!!
Lei: [glares] No, you're coming with me.
Faye: AWWWW...[groans] Wait a second...The Torture of Poor Souls Clique? [grins evilly] I could teach some people something...[follows Lei out the door]
Lei: [turns back] DON'T YOU DARE ESCAPE! OR I WILL PERSONALLY HUNT YOU DOWN!!
All: [fake innocence] Why would we do that?
Lei: [narrows eyes and leaves]
Ryou: [happily] Let's leave!
All: [nod] [walk to where Lei and Faye left]
There's no door. It's gone.
Yami: Where did the door go?
Y. Malik: It ran away.
Ryou: Now what?
Malik: [waves hand] I know! Let's have a party!
All: Okay.
Yami: Who do we invite?
Ryou: Only her muses live here, remember?
Y. Malik: [starts flinging open doors] PARTY! SHE'S GONE!
Serenity: [eagerly] Will there be caffeine?
Seto: [just as eagerly] Sugar?
Ryou: Frilly pink dresses?
All: o_O What?
Ryou: [laughs nervously] Never mind.
Isis: Where do we have this 'party'?
All: [point to a door with a sign that says: This is where you have the party]
Isis: [sweatdrop] Oh.
All: [run to the door]
Everyone reaches and pulls the handle, only to find that it is locked.
All: T_T IT'S LOCKED!!
***
Meanwhile, at a TPSC meeting...
Lei: [grins evilly] You won't escape! [laughs evilly]
Other insane authors: [nod in understanding]
***
Back to our 'heros'...
Y. Malik: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Yami: First, we can't escape, and now we can't have a party?
Serenity: WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?
Yugi: [sniffles] An end.
All: [sit on the ground]
Isis: Now what do we do?
Ryou: There's nothing to do!
Bakura: Yes, we realized that, aibou.
All: [gasp] Bakura?
Malik: [grinning evilly] I've been meaning to ask...what torture did Lei put you through? Or rather Faye?
Bakura: [gulps] Well, the thing is...[pauses]
All: [raise eyebrows]
Pegasus: [appears]
Bakura: [not seeing who it is] [runs up to Pegasus and hugs him] THANK YOU! YOU SAVED MY LIFE!
Pegasus: [grins happily] [hugs Bakura back] Aww...poor Baka-boy.
Bakura: [eyes snap open] [steps back] P-PEGASUS?
Pegasus: Hug? [holds out arms]
Bakura: [screams] [runs to the bathroom] DISGUSTING!
The group can hear puking.
All except Pegasus: -_-;
Y. Malik: [stares at Pegasus] What are you doing here?
Malik: Yeah! You're not one of Lee-lee's muses!
Seto: Imagine that.
All except Pegasus: [shudder]
Out of nowhere, they can hear a voice yelling: DON'T CALL ME LEE-LEE!!
Malik: Unfortunately, I think she can hear us.
Voice: Aww, I love my muses. NOT THAT WAY YOU IDIOT! [pauses] What? The microphone isn't turned off? Oops. The green button? What green button? Oh thi--
All: ???
Pegasus: [creeps quietly to the Happy Bunny Room door] [walks in] I wonder what this---[screams] [pause] Weevil-boy? I've been meaning to ask you a question. Why do you blush like a girl?
Serenity: [walks over to the door] [shuts it] [dusts off her hands] That's the end of that!
Yami: That was scary.
All: [nod in agreement]
Malik: Now what?
Seto: [grabs onto Yami's leg] [in monotone] I am your servant...
Yami: [shakes his leg] Get off, Kaiba!
Seto: Hello Yami. I am your servant. You are my master.
Yami: [tries to pry Seto off] GET OFF!
Others: -__-
Malik: [suddenly] YAMI MALIK! STOP IT!
Y. Malik: [snickers]
Seto: [returns to normal] [looks around confusedly] ...
All: [snicker quietly]
Seto: WHAT?
Isis: [points to his clothes]
Seto is still wearing his clothes...except that his shirt is now white, his jeans are pink, and his trenchcoat is lavender.
Serenity: [trying to keep from cracking up] CROSS-DRESSER!
Seto: [blushes] WHAT THE HECK? MY BEAUTIFUL BLUE TRENCHCOAT! WHERE DID IT GO?
Yugi: Apparently, Lei likes to poke fun at you.
Ryou: I thought he was one of her muses?
Yugi: Exactly.
Ryou: [sweatdrop] Oh.
Seto: Where have thou gone, trenchcoat?
All: [sweatdrop] ... Okay....
Seto: [sobs and runs into his room]
Malik: Um...yeah.
Yami: [cracks up and rolls around on the ground]
All: [ignore him]
Isis: So...what do we do now?
Y. Malik: First we burn up--
Isis: No fires.
Y. Malik: IF we did burn---
Isis: No fires.
Y. Malik: [thinks for a minute] I'VE GOT IT!
Isis: [tosses a pen at Y. Malik] NO FIRES!!
Y. Malik: [groans] You're no fun. Where's Bakura when you need him? [runs away to find him]
Serenity: I can't believe I'm saying this, but when will Lee-lee be back?
Suddenly, a ruler appears in midair and smacks Serenity on the head, knocking her out.
Yugi: ...ow. That's gotta hurt.
Yami: [stops laughing and stands up] Yep.
All: [peer closely at Serenity]
Malik: [takes her watch] [presses a button]
A police siren comes out.
Bakura: [runs out of the bathroom]
Y. Malik: [runs out of a random room]
Bakura: [points at Y. Malik] IT'S ALL HIS FAULT! I DIDN'T KILL HIM, I SW--
Y. Malik: [at the same time] BAKURA DID IT! I SAW HIM STAB--
Both: [look at each other]
Bakura: Where are the security people?
Ryou: [narrows eyes at Bakura] Yami, who did you murder this time?
Bakura: It was an accident, I swear! Yami Malik was the one who stabbed him!
Y. Malik: You idiot! You're the one who stabbed him in the heart with your Millennium Ring!
Bakura: But you stabbed him in the head with your Millennium Rod!
Yami: [rolls eyes] Now, why couldn't you just be a good doing pharaoh, like me?
Y. Malik: You're not good doing.
Bakura: You killed Tristan.
Yami: No, you killed Tristan. I had the idea to kill Tristan.
Yugi: [interrupts the three quarreling Yamis] Why did you kill Tristan?
Yami: Um...I thought he had no personality.
Bakura: I don't like his hair.
Serenity: [raises eyebrow] You killed a defenseless guy because he had no personality and awkward hair?
Yami and Bakura: Um...yeah.
Bakura: He wasn't defenseless! He gave me a freakin' black eye!
Ryou: ....riiiighhht....
A/n: That was fun!
Serenity: [anime vein pop] For you! You didn't get knocked out by a ruler!
Malik: [snickers] How humiliating.
Serenity: Shut up, Ishtar.
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~Amphitrite/Lei