A/n: Uh...I forgot the disclaimer in the last three chapters. [immediately gets hit on the head with a purple rubber mallet] Stupid purple lawyers.
Malik: [snickers]
Me: Shut up. I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. [wipes tear from eyes] You people make me so happy! I never thought I could get reviews to reply!
DeaneVC@aol.com: Sorry about being mean to Tristan! =) I'm going to revive him. Yami should read the door labels because he was trying to go into Ryou's room...but ended up in the Cars room instead. Ryou is Bakura on the American dub. Yami Bakura is shortened to just Bakura. I'm sorry if it confuses you! Um, I'm going to post my MST soon. It's not up there yet, so sorry if it confused ya. The quote is from SpongeBob...Thanks for all the nice comments! ^_^
Now for gifts...[tears of mirth] I never thought I would receive gifts to give either!
The following are from Shiro Amayagi:
Faye~ The Kunai with Chain Card! But she says that you can only have it if you revive Tristan and kill Pegasus.
Faye: [evilly] Thank you Shiro Amayagi! And yes, I will be glad to finally murder Bunny-boy and [grumbles] I guess I'll revive Tristan. I think he's still living in the garage...which doesn't make sense because according to those two [points at Yami and Bakura], he's dead.
Everyone~ A magic card that changes them into their favorite monsters, but you can't hurt me!
Y. Malik: Then what's the use of the card?
Me: [smacks him with the Ruler of Death]
Yugi: [squeals] Thankies Shiro Amayagi! [turns himself into the Dark Magician]
Me: I GOT LOVE SPRAY! [turns to Malik] [laughs evilly] You HAVE to love me now!
Malik: [gulp] [backs away]
Me: Thank you, Shiro Amayagi...for all the gifts and the nice review! [gasps] You're the author that sat three seats to my right at the meeting!
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Lei: [walks in]
Faye: [follows Lei in]
Lei: [looks down at the bodies on ground, dying of boredom] [smirks] I guess it's more fun being tortured, isn't it?
Yami: [sits up straight] NO!
Ryou: So um...how was your meeting?
Faye: [cackles quietly] Authors on FF.net have been raised to an even higher torture level!!
Malik: Does that include you?
Lei: [brightly] Yep! [raises up her pin/button/badge, which says in blinding colors: I CAN TORTURE PITIFUL SOULS, Can you?] Behold the power of The TPS Clique!
(A/n: Anyone want a button?)
All: [sweatdrop]
Faye: Excuse me, but I have some phone calls to make. [walks into Seto's room by accident]
(A/n: Remember..Seto's clothes got dyed...)
Faye: [from room] OH MY GOD!! [they hear Faye rolling around on the ground laughing]
Seto: [from room] Uh...I can explain.
Lei: [calls to the room] So Seto, do you like your new wardrobe?
Seto: [comes stomping out] IT WAS YOU?
Lei: [nods proudly]
Seto: [holds up Lei by the neck] DIE! DIE! YOU EVIL SORCERER OF DOOM!
Lei: o_O I'm not a sorcerer. I'm not a guy.
Seto: Um, let me rephrase that. DIE YOU EVIL SORCERESS OF BUNNIES!
Lei: [squeals] BUNNIES! Um, hold that thought. I'm allergic.
Seto: [puts Lei down]
Lei: [breathes] Finally. The Leixygen is flowing again.
All: [silence]
Lei: [crossly] How else do you think I stay immortal?
All: [silence]
Lei: ...
All: [silence]
Lei: Okay, okay! I did it! I did it!
All: [silence]
Lei: [sobs] I KILLED MOKUBA!!! [sobs]
Seto: WHAT????
Lei: [sniffles] It was my inner child! I swear! It wasn't me! I like Mokuba! He's cool!
Seto: [glares] You killed Mokuba?
Y. Malik: [grins evilly] Silence makes people feel guilty.
Yugi: [un-Yugi-like] All that trouble I went through trying to save his soul, and you KILL him?
Lei: [sniffles] I CAN REVIVE HIM, I SWEAR!
Seto: [stomps into his room and kicks Faye out]
All: [silence]
Lei: [sniffles to herself]
All: [silence]
Lei: Okay, okay, I think killed Grandpa too!
Yugi: WHAT???
Lei: I said, "I'd like to buy a Blue Eyes card" and then he died! It wasn't my fault! [sobs] He was so nice to me! [sobs] [sniffles] I promise, I'll restore him!
Ryou: [pats Lei on the back]
Bakura: [grabs Ryou] There is ABSOLUTELY no pitying the authoress allowed!! [drags him to Bakura's Room]
Ryou: O.o
Tristan: [walks in] ...
Lei: [stares] ...What are you?
Serenity: That's Tristan, Lei...
Tristan: Um...hi? Where am I?
Malik: Unfortunately, you have entered Lei's head. You poor, weak, mortal.
Yami: [looking pissed off] YOU! Wh-why aren't you dead?
Tristan: [raises eyebrow] You tried to kill me?
Yami: Bakura stabbed you with the Millennium Ring!
Tristan: The Millennium Ring pointers aren't exactly sharp, you know? I think I just fainted. I'm allergic to gold.
Y. Malik: You're allergic to gold? [to Yami] Pharaoh, are the Millennium Items even MADE of gold?
Yami: [shrugs] I never found out. Maybe it's plastic. Or maybe it is gold.
Tristan: [grabs the Millennium Rod]
Y. Malik: [grabs it back] KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF IT, YOU DIRTY THIEF!
Yami: [mutters] Look who's talking.
Y. Malik: HEY!
Joey: [comes in]
Yami: You! I sent you to the Shadow Realm.
Isis: AGAIN? What is with your obsession with sending people to the Shadow Realm?
Yami: We dueled and he lost! He had to pay the consequences!
**Flashback**
Yami: You lost!
Joey: Big deal, I always lose to you...or Yugi. I'm not sure which.
Yami: MIND CRUSH! [runs out of the room]
Joey: Erm...okay...was something supposed to happen to me?
**End Flashback**
Yugi: Joey? How did you escape the Mind Crush?
Joey: [shrugs] [bangs on his head] It's hollow.
Lei: [giggles insanely] He doesn't have a mind! So Yami couldn't crush anything!
Serenity: [sweatdrops] This time, your brain...or rather lack of brain...saved your life.
Lei: [hits her own head] Ow. Too many people...brain overload.
Suddenly, Joey and Tristan disappear. Bakura comes back, but Ryou doesn't.
Bakura: Hello.
Lei: Er...hi.
Pegasus: [comes crawling out of the Happy Bunny Room]
Faye: [from the ground] AAAH!! [gets up] DIE! BUNNY-BOY! DIE!
Pegasus: Where's the bunny? Where's the bunny? TELL ME! Where's the bunny?
All: -_-
Lei: HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF THE HAPPY BUNNY ROOM?
Pegasus: [happily] The bunny with the purple ribbon helped me.
Faye: Oh...him. [pushes Pegasus into the Never Ending Abyss of Funny Bunnies] [wipes her hands] Done! [runs to the bathroom to wash her hands with LOTS of soap]
Malik: How did he get out of the Happy Bunny Room?
Lei: [slowly] I'm not sure...it's never happened before...
Faye: [comes back] Mr. Fluffy.
Bakura: [narrows eyes] MY Mister Fluffy?
Faye: [shakes head] The OTHER Mister Fluffy. The one that Yugi gave to me for my birthday. I threw it into the Happy Bunny Room.
Yugi: Hey! I spent all my money on that plushie!
Faye: [sweatdrop] I HATE stuffed animals!
Y. Malik: Gee, you're even more cold hearted than I thought. I LOVE IT!
Faye: [slowly] .......yeah.
Lei: [pause] Uh-oh. I think my inner child's taking over...
Isis: [raises eyebrow] Inner child?
Bakura: Taking over?
Faye: [strangely cheerful] Oh joy! Chibi Lei is FUN!
All: ...[raise eyebrows]
Yami: Chibi...Lei...?
Serenity: [pales] Oh dear heavens, no.
Lei: Yep. She's real evil and um...
There is a POP and green smoke appears. When it clears away, they look down, down, down, down, down...to see a tiny creature identical to Lei, but smaller and more...innocent looking.
Chibi Lei: [cheerfully] 'e 'o! (Hello!)
All: ---________---
Chibi Lei: [looks around] [stands up, then falls back down] Oof. [grabs Malik's leg] [looks up] 'i! (Hi!)
Malik: o.o Uh...hi.
Chibi Lei: [big brown chibi eyes] Pick me uwp?
Yugi: [giggles timidly] She wants you to pick her up.
Y. Malik: [bursts out laughing]
Chibi Lei: [lets go of Malik] [eyes glow red]
Faye: [cheers] Hit him with the Mallet of Death!
All except Chibi Lei: [look at Faye oddly]
Chibi Lei: [grins evilly] [holds out a rubber mallet] Otay, Fway. [whacks Y. Malik on the head]
Y. Malik: O.O Ow. [faints]
Isis: [winces] That's gotta hurt.
Serenity: [nods] Yep.
Chibi Lei: [turns to Faye] Can we pway now?
Faye: [shrugs] Okay. Fire or knives?
Chibi Lei: [thinks for a moment] FIRE!!! [runs into a random room]
Faye: [follows her]
Y. Malik: Is it just me, or is that just...scary?
All: [nod in agreement]
Malik: -_-; At least she's not glomping me anymore.
Chibi Lei: [runs back] [drags Malik into the room]
Bakura: I think he spoke too soon.
Yami: [sarcastically] I didn't know that you COULD think at all.
Others: [sweatdrop as the two start arguing childishly]
Yugi: [sniffles] I can't believe she killed Grandpa! [runs into his room]
Yami: [stops arguing] ...should I follow him?
Y. Malik: [rolls eyes] [voice dripping with sarcasm] No, you're supposed to leave your depressed Hikari in there by himself.
Yami: [missing the sarcasm] Oh. Okay! [goes back to arguing with Bakura]
Others: ...
Isis: [screams] STOP ARGUING! [covers her ears] It's not healthy for you!! It's not healthy for me either!!!
Yami and Bakura: [stop arguing]
Silence.
Bakura: [slowly] ...how is arguing with the Pharaoh bad for my health?
Isis: Well, it makes your throat --- [starts rambling about how arguing is bad for your health]
All: [silently decide to ignore her]
Suddenly, the room that Malik, Chibi Lei, and Faye were in burst into flames. How the others saw this, the door burnt down. Chibi Lei was dancing midst the flames while Faye was pouring fuel onto it and Malik was tied to a pole.
All: ...
Suddenly, Chibi Lei changes back to normal Lei and the flames die down. Faye scowls.
Y. Malik: [sarcastically] Oh. It's you again.
Lei: [glares at Y. Malik] [cheerfully] So did you have fun?
Yugi: Do you THINK we had fun?
Lei: ...I don't know. Yes?
All: [sigh]
Lei: [confused] What did I say?
A/n: Aww, writing this is so much fun! Good for getting rid of writing block too...even though it's only for a little while.
Bakura: [scowls darkly] It's only fun for you.
Me: Well, duh! Who else would I want to have fun?
Bakura: [sighs at Lei's denseness]
Me: [grins brightly] If you want to raise my self-ego, drop a review on the way out!
Bakura: What if they don't want to raise your self-ego?
Me: [thinks for a moment] ...review anyway!!
Bakura: -__-