A/n: I own me. And Faye. Thanks, all you great reviewers! [breaks down] You're the best!!

Bakura: Don't get sappy.

Me: _

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Lei: [squeals] Yami!

Yami: [to Bakura] What's wrong with her?

Bakura: [nods knowingly] Yami Malik's using the Rod to control her.

Lei: [glomps Yami]

Yami: [pushes Lei off him] [brushes himself off] I am NOT Malik!

Lei: Malik? Where? [grabs Yami by the shoulders] TELL ME WHERE MALIK IS!

Yami: [to Bakura] Is this her again?

Bakura: -__- Unfortunately, yes.

Y. Malik: [runs in] WHAT HAPPENED? HOW COME I CAN'T CONTROL HER ANYMORE?

Lei: [lets go of Yami] Because I have mighty AUTHORESS POWERS!!! [laughs evilly]

Oddly enough, lightning strikes Y. Malik.

Y. Malik: [shrieks] [runs around on fire] PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!

Bakura and Yami: [look at Lei]

Lei: [innocently] I didn't do it.

Y. Malik: HELP!!

Lei: [thoughtfully] You know, it's too bad I like you. Otherwise, I'd be rolling on the ground and laughing. [makes the fire go out] [shrugs] What the heck. [rolls around on the ground laughing]

Yami: [kicks her] You know, she does this way too often.

Y. Malik: [sizzles] [faints]

Bakura: ...That was odd.

Yami: [looks around] Where's everyone else?

Bakura: [shrugs] Looks like it's only us Yamis today.

Faye: [runs in, swinging Kunai with Chain at Pegasus]

Pegasus: [runs away with his hands in the air, screaming girlishly]

Bakura: -_-; I take that back.

Seto: [runs in chasing Pegasus too] FUNNY BUNNY IS EVIL!! DIE! BUNNY-MAN!! KILL!

Yami: -__-

Faye: [stops] [turns around to look at Seto] ...it's Bunny-BOY. Not Bunny-MAN.

Seto: [thoughtfully] Oh. Okay.

Faye and Seto: [resume chasing Pegasus]

Yami and Bakura: --______--

Lei: [still rolling around, laughing]

Pegasus: [trips over Lei's rolling body] [yelps]

Faye: [swings Kunai with Chain] AHA! Got ya now! [attempts to hook him, but only succeeds in pulling herself in]

Seto: [trips over the pile of people]

Lei: T_T [weakly] Can you please get off of me?

Seto and Faye: [get off]

Pegasus: ...

Lei: [throws Pegasus off] You too, Bunny-boy! [starts laughing again]

Yami: Why does Pegasus keep coming back? This is the third time we've seen him.

Bakura: Maybe he's become a muse of Lei's now.

Lei: [stops laughing instantly] [makes a disgusted face] No. [thoughtfully] If he were, I wonder what he would inspire me to do?

All: ???

Lei: [nods] Every one of my muses inspire me to do something.

Serenity: [randomly runs in] I inspire her to check e-mail! [runs back out]

Bakura: What do I inspire you to do?

Lei: Weird pairings.

Bakura: -____- That would make sense, since I've been paired up with three different people in your stories.

Yami: Who?

Bakura: Do you really want to know?

Yami:...yes.

Bakura: -_-;; You, Ryou, and Malik.

Faye: [frowns] I don't remember you being paired up with Malik.

Lei: [casually] It's still in process.

Seto: Hey, idiots!

All: [glare] What did you call me?

Seto: [cowers] Nothing. But where did Pegasus go?

All: [look around]

Ryou: [runs out of his room] [grins] I tied him up and stuffed him in the closet!!

Lei: [adopts wide grin] YAY! [huggles Ryou]

Ryou: .

Yami: [to Bakura] Looks like some of your bad traits are rubbing onto Ryou.

Faye: In this case, can it really be called bad?

Yami: Good point.

Seto: [grins] Yes! Now we must feed him to the fish!

All: ...

Lei: [lets go of Ryou] Seto, are you thinking wolves?

Seto: [shakes head] ....No....fish. [suddenly adopts crazed look] The fishes...evil fishies...tried to eat my hand....evil....

Bakura: Are you afraid of fish?

Seto: [jumps a mile high and into Lei's arms] FISH? WHERE? HELP, MOMMY, I'm scared...[whimpers]

Lei: [clears throat]

Seto: [looks around] Oh...um...sorry. [gets off of Lei quickly]

Lei: [dusts herself off] So...where were we?

Yami: Pegasus.

Lei: Ah, yes. [pretends to think of a plan] Oh heck. [runs into Ryou's room with a six foot spear]

All: -_-

Bakura: Just when you think she can't get any weirder.

Faye: [shrugs] There's little she can do that can surprise me. [follows Lei into the room, knocking Ryou down]

Ryou: [stands up] HEY!!

Yami Malik: Hay is for horses.

Pegasus: [from inside room] ...but I'm a FLYING HORSE!!

Yami: No. You're not.

Pegasus: Yes, I am! Wheee!! [flies out of the door on a white Pegasus] [flies into a door labeled: Pegasus' Doom]

Lei: [runs out of room] Darn. I almost poked a hole right through him.

Faye: [sobs] We let him escape! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Seto: Hm. At least he's gone.

Lei: But I wanted to spear him with my spear!! [spots Ryou]

Ryou: [is being glomped] Ugh. Not AGAIN.

Bakura: [grabs the fallen spear] [pokes it at Lei] You stay away from my aibou!

Lei: [sweetly] Or what?

Bakura: Or…I'll…I'll…do something bad!

Faye: [sarcastically] Oh that sounds SO threatening.

Bakura: I'll burn you to death!

Yami: Why didn't you just say "I'll kill you!"??

Ryou: No killing, according to the rules.

Seto: There's rules?

Lei: Sure! [snaps fingers]

A huge rulebook appears. It's labeled "Da Rules".

Lei: [flips open] Section 4, page 452, paragraph 3, sentence 72 clearly states that there is no brutal killing permitted in Lei's head. You may do slow deaths such as burning, food poisoning, etc.

Book disappears.

Lei: [grins]

All: …

Lei #2: [walks in from door] Hi guys! I'm back!

All: …

Faye: [crossly] How was the meeting? [mumbles about not getting to go]

Yami: What meeting?

Ryou: But, if you're here…

Bakura: Then who's that? [points to Lei]

Lei #2: IMPOSTER!!

Lei: You idiots! I'm the real Lei!

Lei #2: Who the hell are you?

Yami: [looks between them] Um…

Ryou: Lei wouldn't call me an idiot……..would she?

Bakura: [slowly] [evil grin] There's only one test.

Faye: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Bakura: I don't know, are you thinking of how nice Ryou looks in those pants?

Faye: [makes face] Eww…no. I was thinking more along the lines of—

Seto: Strawberry flavored sugar?

Faye: -__-; Um, no.

Yami: I know what you're thinking.

Faye: [smirks] Oh, MALIK!!!

Lei #2: WHERE?!?! I DON'T SEE HIM!! [hysterical]

Malik: [walks out of his room] [crossly] What.

Faye: We need to see which Lei is the real Lei, and we need your help.

Malik: [hesitantly] It doesn't involve any glomping, does it?

Lei #2: [glomps Malik]

Bakura: We're not sure.

Malik: Ummm….

Three days later.

Yami: WOULD YOU PLEASE HURRY UP?!?

Malik: Okay.

Lei: What is the point of this? You all know that I am the real Lei!

Lei #2: [mumbles about evil imposters] I'M LEI!! Faye, you know it's me!!

Faye: Actually, I don't.

Lei #2: [sigh]

Lei: [laughs evilly]

Seto: Hey, did you notice that the Lei that was here before with us didn't glomp Ishtaru?

Malik: [pushes Lei #2 off] [hysterically] IT'S ISHTAR!! I THOUGHT WE ALREADY WENT THROUGH THIS!!!

Bakura: [thoughtfully] Kaiba's right. [turns to Lei] How do you explain that?

Lei: [nervously] Um…I didn't want to hurt Mawik?

Lei #2: [frowns] Only *I* can call him that! [glomps Malik again]

Malik: [scowls]

Yami: [thinking]

Faye: Pharaoh, do you have an idea?

Yami: [still thinking]

Silence.

Yami: [faints from all the thinking]

Bakura: [pokes Yami]

Seto: [pokes Yami]

Malik: [pokes Yami]

Ryou: [pokes Yami]

Faye: [pokes Yami]

Lei #2: [almost pokes Yami] [stops] Hey, why are we poking Yami?

All: [silent]

Ryou: Uhm…ask them. [points to the others]

Faye: [laughs evilly] We are poking Yami because…[weakly]…because it's fun to poke Yami?

Lei #2: Good enough for me!

Lei: [runs over to Yami] Are you okay, Yami?

Seto: [frowns] Since when did Lei call Yami Yami?

Lei #2: For the last time, I'M LEI!!!

Malik: Wasn't there supposed to be some test involving me?

Faye: Yami was thinking…remember?

Seto: [frowns] Didn't you have a plan, Faye?

Faye: No. I just wanted to torture Malik.

All: [sweatdrop]

Bakura: Who cares, let's just rip off their masks.

Ryou: Uh, what it we pull of the real Lei's head?

Lei: Ouch.

Lei #2: You're not even Lei, what do you have to worry about?

Lei: Am too!

Lei #2: Am not!

Lei: Too!

Lei #2: Not!

Lei: Too!

Lei #2: Not!

Lei: Too!

Lei #2: Not!

Lei: Too!

Bakura: SHUT THE HELL UP!!

Lei and Lei #2: [quiet]

Lei #2: [whispers] Not.

Lei: Too!

Seto: [creeps behind both of them] [rips off their heads/masks]

(A/n: Ewww…)

Silence fills the room. Lei was Yugi. And Lei #2 was Isis. Neither of them were the real Lei.

Malik: [disgustedly] EWWWWWWWWW!!! My own sister was glomping me!!

Isis: [ignoring her brother] [cheerfully] Yugi! You got the same Halloween costume as me!!

Yugi: [just as cheerfully] Cool!!

Others: _ [weirded out]

Ryou: You two do really good acting. You had me completely convinced!

Seto: Hey, Yugi! You called us idiots! Good for you.

Yugi: …

Lei: [walks in] [happily] [grinning] Hi guys!!

All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! [run into their rooms]

Lei: [confused] What did I say??

A/n: MWAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!! That was so fun to write!!! And so long!

Bakura: _ That was just stupid.

Yami: You poked me! I mean, you made people poke me!

Me: So?

Yami: [crossly] I don't like being poked.

Me: [to herself] Mental note: Yami does not like being poked. Make sure he gets poked a lot.

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~Amphitrite/Lei