A/n: WOW! Reviews are so nice. They make me feel all warm inside. ^_^ But I think that I'm losing my humor streak. Thank you so much, if you reviewed! I'd also like to thank Shiro Amayagi for adding me on the favorite authors list! It really made my day!! [grins happily]

Yami Malik: [gagging] The perkiness…cannot…take…too…happy…must…have…evil…

Me: [blinks] I can be evil.

I RECEIVED MORE GIFTS!! From Neko-chan…Thankies!!

Lei: YOU CAN JOIN THE CLIQUE!! [smiles brightly] [hands Neko-chan a button]

Seto~Pixy Stix

Seto: [eyes widen] Suuuugaarrr….

Malik~The Jaws of Life

Malik: [blinks] Thanks.

Yami~Anti-Lei spray

Yami: [grins evilly] This will come in handy. Look out, Lei!

To me~Anti-Anti Lei spray and a year's supply of Love Potions!!

Lei: What were you saying, Yami?

Yami: [scowls] Damn.

Yugi~A whole new Exodia

Yugi: [smiles cutely] THANK YOU, NEKO-CHAN! [puts in deck]

Bakura~a stick to poke people with

Bakura: [raises eyebrow] [takes stick] [starts poking Yami]

Yami: HEY! STOP THAT!

From the aforementioned Shiro Amayagi!! Thankies!!

To me~Whee! A long and very sharp sword [grins evilly] and ball and chain sets for the muses! [throws head back and laughs evilly] Also, an extra set of restraints to use on Malik.

Malik: [gulps nervously] [backs away] Uh-oh…

Me: Oh Mawik, I think you should hear this. [thick book appears] [flips noisily] Aha! [reads from page] All Maliks that do not return the feelings of an authoress will change their minds in the face of a ball and chain and 2 pairs of handcuffs.

Yami Malik: [snickers]

Malik: [grouchily] Shut up.

Pegasus~A tattoo on his forehead that is, oddly enough, shaped like a target.

Pegasus: WHY do I have a target on my head? It clashes with my suit!!!

Me: [blink] Say thank you.

Pegasus: [childishly] NO!

Me: [dangerously] Say it…SAY IT. SAY IT. SAY IT. SAY IT! SAY IT! SAY IT! [whispers] Say it.

Pegasus: [scowls] Thank you, Shiro Amayagi. [gets shot by an dart thrown by Bakura]

Me: [smiles] That's better. Now! Onto the fic...thingy. [points to a room]

Ryou: [uncomfortably] Umm…Lei…you see…the thing is…

Yugi: [finishes] The fic is THAT way. [points in opposite direction]

Lei: Oh. I knew that.

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Isis: [angrily] [holding a GOLD frying pan] MARIKU ISHTAR, YOU GET BACK HERE!!

Malik: [runs away quickly] [is screaming high-pitched voice]

Lei: [blinks] Should I glomp him now?

Serenity: No. I'm having a fun time watching this. [throws popcorn in the air and catches it with mouth]

Lei: Oh. Okay. [sits down next to Serenity]

Isis: RETURN THAT MASCARA AT ONCE!

Lei: O_o Malik stole Isis' mascara?

Yugi: [confusedly] Is this some kind of girl thing?

Serenity and Lei: [blink]

Ryou: [nods] I'm lost.

Malik: WHY THE HELL WOULD I TAKE YOUR MASCARA?!?

Isis: YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHY!!

Malik: I do?

Isis: YES. [whacks Malik on the head with the gold frying pan]

Malik: [blink] Owww… [faints]

Ryou: Remind me to never get her angry.

Yami: Good thing she doesn't know I was the one who stole her mascara.

Isis: [turns on Yami] WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?

Yami: O.O Uh, crazy monkeys are invading the Atlantic Ocean?

Lei: [screams] They are?!? We're going to be taken over by crazy flying monkeys!! [starts rambling about the horror of monkeys taking over the world]

Isis: YOU GIVE MY MASCARA BACK, OR ELSE!!!

Serenity: See, it's very entertaining.

Yugi: Hmmm. I see your point.

Ryou: …I don't.

Yami: Or else what?

Isis: [face turns even redder in anger] [raises hand to whack Yami with the pan]

Isis is stopped by two figures in white coats. They hoist her up and throw her onto a stretcher, locking her tightly.

Isis: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! You'll never take me alive! Beware, I WILL be back, my little evil porcupine!! I WILL be back!! [laughs evilly]

All: O_O [sweatdrop]

Lei: Okay, she's officially gone insane.

Ryou: [waves to a screaming Isis as the two figures wheel her away]

Yugi: Porcupine?

Lei: [shrugs] It's probably an Egyptian thing.

Yami: It most certainly is NOT! [pauses] What's a porcupine?

Silence.

Lei: OH! OH! YAMI!! YAMI!! I FORGOT!!

All: [blink]

Lei: [excitedly] TODAY! TODAY-! TODAY I-! I WENT TO TOYS 'R' US! I-! AND I-! AND THEN-! AND I GOT YOU!! EXCEPT IT WASN'T YOU! IT WAS-! IT WAS-!

All: [blink confusedly]

Lei: AND THEN-! (in awed voice) And…it was BLUE!!!

All: [blink]

Lei: I'm going to send a picture of it to Tricc and Starr tomorrow!! [sighs happily and falls into a cloud of happiness]

All: [blink] [shake heads]

Yami: [clears throat] ANYWAY…can somebody please explain to me what in the world a porcupine is?

Ryou: [looks at Lei concernedly] It's spiky.

Yami: And?

Yugi: It's an animal.

Serenity: And it's blue.

Ryou: Yea—hey! There's no such thing as a blue porcupine!

Serenity: [blinks] There isn't? Well, Joey told me porcupines were blue. [goes back to eating popcorn]

Yugi: Never trust Joey.

Yami: [confusedly] So it's spiky, it's an animal, and it's blue?

Ryou: NO! It's not blue!

Yami: Is it pink?

Ryou: [slaps forehead] NO! It's…normal colored.

Yugi: Normal color? What kind of color is that?

Ryou: It's not a color!

Yugi: Normal is my favorite color! [smiles cutely]

Yami: It's blue. It's blue. Blue. Blue.

Ryou: AAAH!! It's not blue, and it's normal colored!!

Yugi: [eyes blink cutely] Normal is blue?

Yami: I KNOW WHAT A PORCUPINE IS!!

Ryou: [screams] NORMAL IS NOT A COLOR! YES, YAMI, THAT'S NICE THAT YOU KNOW WHAT A PORCUPINE IS NOW, BUT I DON'T REMOTELY CARE, AND YOU PEOPLE ARE GETTING ME CONFUSED AND I'M GETTING MAD!!!

All (not Lei): [blink at Ryou's sudden outburst]

Ryou: [red from all the yelling] [blushes, which makes him even redder] Erm…sorry. I overreacted.

Yami: A PORCUPINE IS A JUFFLYDUFF!!

All: [blink]

(A/n: Lots of blinking, ne?)

Bakura: [runs in screaming] A JUFFLYDUFF?!? WHERE?!? [jumps into Ryou's arms] I DON'T SEE ANYTHING, PHARAOH!

Yami: Isis called us Jufflyduffs, Tomb Robber.

Bakura: [gets down from Ryou's arms] Oh.

Yugi: Yami, what are "Jufflyduffs"?

Yami: [shivers] They're terrible. They are big and have puffy blue hair, purple eyes, and are…or were…the most feared creatures in Egypt.

Bakura: [nods along with everything Yami is saying]

Serenity: Doesn't sound so threatening to me.

They all hear a distant rumbling and the door that leads outside (and is blocked from the muses' reach) is flattened. A huge form that looks somewhat like a Kuriboh blinked cutely. It had wild puffy blue hair, reddish purple eyes, and had a spike sticking up on the top of its head.

Jufflyduff: [blink] [in a scary and deep voice] Do you know why I'm here?

Yami: [cowers behind Yugi] Don't eat me! I'm the Pharaoh! I don't taste good!

Jufflyduff: [continues to blink confusedly] I am here to—

Bakura: [jumps back into Ryou's arms] Don't eat me! Eat the Pharaoh! He's very fattening.

Yami: [glares at Bakura] Excuse me?

Bakura: [innocent look] What? I said that you were very fattening. What's the problem?

Yami: [self-conscious at the moment] I am NOT fat!!

Serenity: [starts eating popcorn again]

Lei: [finally stops her 'happy phase' and sits back next to Serenity] What are they doing now?

Serenity: [shrugs] Bakura called Yami fat.

Lei: [understanding] Ah.

Ryou and Yugi: [watch wide-eyed as their Yamis argue]

Jufflyduff: [super loud voice] EXCUSE ME!!

Silence. Everyone looks nervously at the Jufflyduff.

Jufflyduff: [desperately] I just wanted to know where the restroom is!!!

All: [blink slowly] [contemplate this] …Oh…

Lei: [quickly] [points at a door] Go in there, three doors to the right, four turns to the left, sixteen steps the left, say the words "Damn, I have to go!" and the door should appear.

Jufflyduff and others: [blink]

Jufflyduff: [mutters what Lei said and walks into the door]

Yami: What kind of restroom is that?!?

Lei: Actually, it's very nice. But if you miss the door, you'll walk into—

Jufflyduff: [distant scream]

Lei: [laughs nervously] Gotta run. Mr. Jufflyduff found my room of snakes. [runs into the door that the Jufflyduff just went through] [distant voice] HANG ON, MISTER PUFFBALL! I'LL SAVE YOU!!!

All: [sweatdrop]

Bakura: [raises eyebrow] Room of snakes?

Yugi: [blinks] Lei keeps a room of snakes?

Serenity: [shudders]

Lei: [comes back and shuts the door quickly] [is holding a bunch of dolls in her hand and a bag of pins]

Yami: [fearfully] Where's the Jufflyduff?

Lei: [nervously] Oh. Him. He…uhh…[quietly] fell into the toilet.

Silence.

Bakura: [snickers]

Yugi: [looking at the dolls] What are those?

Lei: [brightly] OH! These are my hoodoo dollies!!

Ryou: [raises eyebrow] You play with dolls?

Lei: No, silly! Take a closer look!

All: [lean in to look as Lei lays them side by side]

Yami: Hey! This looks like me!

There are a total seven dolls. They look like the muses, except with dots for eyes. There's a Yami, a Bakura, a Ryou, a Lei, a Yugi, a Serenity, and a Malik.

Lei: I got them yesterday! Aren't they cute?

Bakura: [looks at his doll] I LOOK NOTHING LIKE THIS!!

Lei: [looks from the doll to Bakura] Actually, you look exactly like this.

Bakura: [scowls]

Lei: [grabs all the dolls and runs into a room (Lei's Toybox…OF DOOM)]

***

In 'Lei's Toybox….OF DOOM'…

Lei: [snickers quietly]

She has a map of the room that the muses are currently in. All the dolls are placed on the map, where they are really standing.

Lei: [grabs tiny slingshot and shoots a rubber ball at Bakuradoll]

***

Bakura: [clutches stomach] OW! Damn, that hurt!

Others: [blink]

Ryou: [questioningly] Are you okay, Yami?

Bakura: [sinks to the ground still holding stomach] Blah. [looks around wildly] What the hell just happened?

Yugi: [gets lifted up into the air] [starts giggling]

Bakura: [glares at Yugi] WHAT may I ask, is so damn amusing?

Yugi: [between fits of laughter] Sorry- [giggle] Baku- [giggle] ra [giggle]. I'm tick- [giggle] ticklish!! [bursts into insane giggling]

Others: [watch in silence as Yugi giggles]

Ryou: O_o Yugi, are you okay?

Yugi: [sinks back to the ground] [stops laughing] [uncomfortable] Umm…I think so. Somebody was tickling me.

Yami: But there's nobody here except for us!

Serenity: [screams]

All: [look at her]

Serenity: [is spinning in midair] Just…ate…two...tubs…of...popcorn! Going…to…puke!

All: [blink]

Serenity: [falls to the ground] Who's doing this?!?

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Lei: [snickers loudly] [makes Yami drape his hand around Bakura's shoulder]

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Yami: [suddenly walks over to Bakura and puts his arm around his shoulder]

Bakura: [backs away] WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, PHARAOH?!?

Yami: [blink] [looks at arm] Holy shit. [quickly draws arm away…or tries to] IT WON'T MOVE!!

Bakura: [angrily] Get the hell away from me!!!

Yami: [trying to] I CAN'T!!

All: [suddenly hears insane laughter from the room Lei ran into] [run into the room with Yami's hand still around Bakura]

Lei: [laughing her head off] [holding Yamidoll's arm around Bakuradoll's shoulder]

Yami: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Lei: [stops] [blinks innocently] What are you talking about, Yami?

Bakura: [kicks the map] EXPLAIN THIS!!

The dolls get knocked over, therefore resulting in the muses to get knocked over.

All: [fall over in a pile]

Yami: [tries to get up] THIS ISN'T THE MOST PLEASANT POSITION TO BE IN, TOMB ROBBER!!

Bakura: [on top of Yami] Shut up, you know you like it. [gets off]

All: [glare at Lei]

Faye: [runs in] LEI, DID YOU STEAL MY VOODOO DOLLS??

A/n: I know, I know, not as good as the last chapter. [downcast] I told you I was losing my humor streak. [sobs]

Yami: It was just as bad as the other chapters.

Me: [blink] Is that a good thing?

Yami: …depends on how you look at it.

Bakura: THAT WAS HORRIFYING!!

Me: [sweetly] Thank you! And drop a review on your way out…please!!