Back here, fresh from a week of ISTEP. It was easy!
I still don't Inu Yasha and I put up a disclaimer to show that, so I don't
have anything to do with any infractions of law that might occur over the
next couple of weeks!
Chapter 4: Oops! It slipped!
"His name is Inu Otoko." April said.
"And he's the demon who's been attacking villages?" Kagome asked. They all looked over at the human boy. He had fainted right after the last chapter from the pain. The demon that he had fought had put deep gashes in his chest, so April sat sewing his shirt and his wounds were cleaned and taken care of.
"He looks like a human to me." Inu Onna said folding her arms.
"But he's a really strong demon!" April said. "And he's a dog demon."
All of a sudden they heard him moan.
"Eep! He's waking up!" Shippou jumped onto Inu Onna's shoulder.
His deep violet eye opened slightly and he yawned. Then after a few second his eyes shot wide open. He looked around quickly then shrieked, "HAAH! I'VE BEEN ABDUCTED!" and he threw himself over the side of the cart. They all heard a loud THUMP!
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Musuko sighed and stopped the cart.
Inu Otoko jumped to his feet. "WHERE AM I!?!" he looked at his bare chest striped with bandages, "AND WHERE THE SEVEN HELLS IS MY SHIRT?!?"
April climbed off of the cart carrying the shirt. "I'm sewing it for you!"
"Well maybe I didn't want my shirt sewed by the likes of you, did that ever cross your mind, huh?" he tapped her forehead with the back of his fist a couple of times.
"Oh, please!" April said.
"Hmm," Kagome said. "He reminds me of someone."
"And who's responsible for this shit?!" Inu Otoko shouted.
"Kagome and I did it, and do we get a thank you?" April asked.
"Feh! Yeah right! I don't need you!" he ripped the bandages off and there weren't even scars. "Don't you understand? My body is special!"
(An: If you want to imagine him without a shirt, he's built like Inu Yasha.)
He snatched his shirt from her and started to put it on mumbling something about a "moron."
"Inu Otoko, these are the people I was bringing you to." April extended a hand to the group.
He looked up at all of them as he buttoned his uniform. Then he snorted and said, "A sorry bunch of losers they are."
"What?!" Inu Onna stepped toward him. "What about you, Mr. 'I'm being abducted?'"
"You want to make something of it, Bitch?!" he got up in her face.
But she wasn't about to step off,"Sure, why not?!" They both growled at each other. Then April did something stupid though it was probably for a good cause. She blew the dog whistle. The reaction was amazing! Inu Yasha, Inu Onna and Inu Otoko all covered their ears and shrieked in pain.
"What the hell was that?!" Inu Yasha shouted, his ears still ringing.
"Are my ears bleeding?!" Inu Onna shouted to Musuko.
"No, you're fine." He said.
"WHAT?!" she put a hand to her dog ear.
"Bitch! You're going to make us go deaf!" Inu Otoko shouted.
"Maybe we should find something else for you that won't effect everyone."
Kagome told April. She started to go through her big pink backpack. "There was this trick that Kaede taught me for just in case." She pulled out Sota's spiked collar. "This'll work." She said. She closed her hands around it and chanted something under her breath. The collar started to glow then materialized around Inu Otoko's neck. He poked at one of the spikes not knowing what was going on.
"Now whenever he's mean to you or does something bad, think of his attitude and say the first thing that pops into your head." Kagome whispered to her.
"Hey! What are you two whispering about, huh?" Inu Yasha asked.
"Being bitches?" Inu Otoko asked.
"SIT!" Kagome said.
"DOWN BOY!" April said.
WHAM!
WHAM!
Inu Otoko sat up and asked, "What in all the hells-?"
"Sorry, Otoko, you're under her power now." Kagome said.
"What?! You bitch!" he shouted.
"Go ahead, April." Kagome said.
"Down boy!" she said.
WHAM!
Later in Musashi's Domain.....
"What are you doing up there?" Inu Onna and Musuko stood under the tree where Inu Otoko sat.
"That stupid April girl went off to take a bath, so I'm waiting for her to come back so she can take this thing off of my neck." He said. Inu Onna and Musuko sat on a fallen tree next to his duffel bag.
Inu Onna looked over at it. "What do you keep in there anyway?"
He jerked his head up. "You stay away from my duffel bag!"
"What's in it?" she asked.
"Non of your damn business!" He said.
She smirked and lifted it off the ground and sat it in her lap.
He stood up on the branch. "I'm warning you!"
She grabbed the zipper.
"DROP IT!" he growled. He jumped off the branch and ran at her. She swung the bag over her shoulder and started to run with it. She didn't take twenty steps before she was tackled form behind. She didn't expect him to be so fast. He rolled her onto her back and she stared up at a pair of red eyes. "I'm serious!" he barked. He bared a pair of long fangs.
Inu Onna stared in shocked confusion. 'How did he do that?'
His eyes faded back into violet and his fangs shrunk. He let her up and claimed his bag. His ears twitched and he said, "Something's coming."
Right after he said that, a whirlwind flew in and knocked them both over.
"Musuko!" came Honey's voice. She stood in front of Musuko. He sweatdropped with a look of 'Oh, no, not her again!' written on his face.
She threw her arms around him and squealed, "Ooh! I missed you sooo much!"
Inu Onna growled deep in her throat.
"Um lady Hachimitsu?" Musuko said pulling out of her Kung Fu wolf grip. "We want you to meet the dog demon, Inu Otoko."
She turned to look at him. "Yeah, I saw him a little while ago."
"Honey and Inu Onna are sisters." Musuko said.
"Yeah, Kagome is our mom," Honey said. "But MY dad was the proud and respectful wolf lord, Kouga."
Inu Onna pushed her out of the way and said, "But MY dad is the super strong dog demon, Inu Yasha!"
"Half strong you mean," Honey said. "He's only a half breed!"
"So are you!" Inu Onna said.
"But I'm a wolf, which makes me better." She turned to wolfwan patch and wolfman spike. "Right guys?"
"Of course Lady Hachimitsu!" they said in unison. "The best in the land!"
Honey folded her arms and smirked in confidence. "See, Pathetic Puppy? Three against one!"
"Dream on, Hussy Wolf!" Inu Onna said. They both grabbed each other's faces and hair and continued to argue.
Well, Inu Otoko was pretty irritated, and because of his uncontrollable anger, he let something-slip....
"Would you two just SHUT UP!" he shouted. Honey and Inu Onna stopped and looked at him in confusion. Musuko looked up at him, too. "GEEZE! You two are so stupid! How did mom get stuck with you two?!" After a moment he realized what he said. His heart sank. Then his eyes grew wide and he covered his mouth.
Everyone stared back with unbelieving eyes.
"Holy shit!" Honey said.
"On the contrary, sis," Inu Onna looked at him with an interested but mischievous smirk, "I think we've made a very important breakthrough."
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My, oh my, what have we here?!
Chapter 4: Oops! It slipped!
"His name is Inu Otoko." April said.
"And he's the demon who's been attacking villages?" Kagome asked. They all looked over at the human boy. He had fainted right after the last chapter from the pain. The demon that he had fought had put deep gashes in his chest, so April sat sewing his shirt and his wounds were cleaned and taken care of.
"He looks like a human to me." Inu Onna said folding her arms.
"But he's a really strong demon!" April said. "And he's a dog demon."
All of a sudden they heard him moan.
"Eep! He's waking up!" Shippou jumped onto Inu Onna's shoulder.
His deep violet eye opened slightly and he yawned. Then after a few second his eyes shot wide open. He looked around quickly then shrieked, "HAAH! I'VE BEEN ABDUCTED!" and he threw himself over the side of the cart. They all heard a loud THUMP!
;;;;;;;;;;
Musuko sighed and stopped the cart.
Inu Otoko jumped to his feet. "WHERE AM I!?!" he looked at his bare chest striped with bandages, "AND WHERE THE SEVEN HELLS IS MY SHIRT?!?"
April climbed off of the cart carrying the shirt. "I'm sewing it for you!"
"Well maybe I didn't want my shirt sewed by the likes of you, did that ever cross your mind, huh?" he tapped her forehead with the back of his fist a couple of times.
"Oh, please!" April said.
"Hmm," Kagome said. "He reminds me of someone."
"And who's responsible for this shit?!" Inu Otoko shouted.
"Kagome and I did it, and do we get a thank you?" April asked.
"Feh! Yeah right! I don't need you!" he ripped the bandages off and there weren't even scars. "Don't you understand? My body is special!"
(An: If you want to imagine him without a shirt, he's built like Inu Yasha.)
He snatched his shirt from her and started to put it on mumbling something about a "moron."
"Inu Otoko, these are the people I was bringing you to." April extended a hand to the group.
He looked up at all of them as he buttoned his uniform. Then he snorted and said, "A sorry bunch of losers they are."
"What?!" Inu Onna stepped toward him. "What about you, Mr. 'I'm being abducted?'"
"You want to make something of it, Bitch?!" he got up in her face.
But she wasn't about to step off,"Sure, why not?!" They both growled at each other. Then April did something stupid though it was probably for a good cause. She blew the dog whistle. The reaction was amazing! Inu Yasha, Inu Onna and Inu Otoko all covered their ears and shrieked in pain.
"What the hell was that?!" Inu Yasha shouted, his ears still ringing.
"Are my ears bleeding?!" Inu Onna shouted to Musuko.
"No, you're fine." He said.
"WHAT?!" she put a hand to her dog ear.
"Bitch! You're going to make us go deaf!" Inu Otoko shouted.
"Maybe we should find something else for you that won't effect everyone."
Kagome told April. She started to go through her big pink backpack. "There was this trick that Kaede taught me for just in case." She pulled out Sota's spiked collar. "This'll work." She said. She closed her hands around it and chanted something under her breath. The collar started to glow then materialized around Inu Otoko's neck. He poked at one of the spikes not knowing what was going on.
"Now whenever he's mean to you or does something bad, think of his attitude and say the first thing that pops into your head." Kagome whispered to her.
"Hey! What are you two whispering about, huh?" Inu Yasha asked.
"Being bitches?" Inu Otoko asked.
"SIT!" Kagome said.
"DOWN BOY!" April said.
WHAM!
WHAM!
Inu Otoko sat up and asked, "What in all the hells-?"
"Sorry, Otoko, you're under her power now." Kagome said.
"What?! You bitch!" he shouted.
"Go ahead, April." Kagome said.
"Down boy!" she said.
WHAM!
Later in Musashi's Domain.....
"What are you doing up there?" Inu Onna and Musuko stood under the tree where Inu Otoko sat.
"That stupid April girl went off to take a bath, so I'm waiting for her to come back so she can take this thing off of my neck." He said. Inu Onna and Musuko sat on a fallen tree next to his duffel bag.
Inu Onna looked over at it. "What do you keep in there anyway?"
He jerked his head up. "You stay away from my duffel bag!"
"What's in it?" she asked.
"Non of your damn business!" He said.
She smirked and lifted it off the ground and sat it in her lap.
He stood up on the branch. "I'm warning you!"
She grabbed the zipper.
"DROP IT!" he growled. He jumped off the branch and ran at her. She swung the bag over her shoulder and started to run with it. She didn't take twenty steps before she was tackled form behind. She didn't expect him to be so fast. He rolled her onto her back and she stared up at a pair of red eyes. "I'm serious!" he barked. He bared a pair of long fangs.
Inu Onna stared in shocked confusion. 'How did he do that?'
His eyes faded back into violet and his fangs shrunk. He let her up and claimed his bag. His ears twitched and he said, "Something's coming."
Right after he said that, a whirlwind flew in and knocked them both over.
"Musuko!" came Honey's voice. She stood in front of Musuko. He sweatdropped with a look of 'Oh, no, not her again!' written on his face.
She threw her arms around him and squealed, "Ooh! I missed you sooo much!"
Inu Onna growled deep in her throat.
"Um lady Hachimitsu?" Musuko said pulling out of her Kung Fu wolf grip. "We want you to meet the dog demon, Inu Otoko."
She turned to look at him. "Yeah, I saw him a little while ago."
"Honey and Inu Onna are sisters." Musuko said.
"Yeah, Kagome is our mom," Honey said. "But MY dad was the proud and respectful wolf lord, Kouga."
Inu Onna pushed her out of the way and said, "But MY dad is the super strong dog demon, Inu Yasha!"
"Half strong you mean," Honey said. "He's only a half breed!"
"So are you!" Inu Onna said.
"But I'm a wolf, which makes me better." She turned to wolfwan patch and wolfman spike. "Right guys?"
"Of course Lady Hachimitsu!" they said in unison. "The best in the land!"
Honey folded her arms and smirked in confidence. "See, Pathetic Puppy? Three against one!"
"Dream on, Hussy Wolf!" Inu Onna said. They both grabbed each other's faces and hair and continued to argue.
Well, Inu Otoko was pretty irritated, and because of his uncontrollable anger, he let something-slip....
"Would you two just SHUT UP!" he shouted. Honey and Inu Onna stopped and looked at him in confusion. Musuko looked up at him, too. "GEEZE! You two are so stupid! How did mom get stuck with you two?!" After a moment he realized what he said. His heart sank. Then his eyes grew wide and he covered his mouth.
Everyone stared back with unbelieving eyes.
"Holy shit!" Honey said.
"On the contrary, sis," Inu Onna looked at him with an interested but mischievous smirk, "I think we've made a very important breakthrough."
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My, oh my, what have we here?!