A/n: Hey, I've gone back and read the previous chapters and it actually is quite amusing! But I still think it sucks. T_T
And you know, if you go back and read chapter 5 knowing that Lei is Yugi and Lei2 is Isis…it's rather…scary…and disturbing.
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Lei: [is throwing a tantrum] MILLENNIUM KEY? MILLENNIUM NECKLACE?!? LAME!! Evil dubbers, I tell you. EVIL!!! Not as evil as me, but EVIL! AND THEY CHANGED IT TO AMERICA?!?! That is so not fair and prejudice! Dude, tell me, how can the characters be AMERICAN? Pegasus was freakin' supposed to be American. What did the Japanese ever do to you, DUBBERS?!? But no…they just HAD to go and freakin' change all of Takahashi-sama's terrific work! Oh those no good doing ba—
Ryou: Uh…Lei?
Lei: [eyes are turning red in anger] What?
Ryou: You could just go buy the uncut DVDs or Video Cassettes…
Lei: [downcast] I don't have money.
Ryou: [frowns] Oh.
Isis: [bursts into room] The people who dubbed that must die.
Lei: [raises eyebrow] I thought you were at the insane asylum.
Isis: I escaped. [clutches the Tauk] TAUK! TAUK! Not Necklace! And the changed my name too! _ It's ISIS!! I-S-I-S! Not 'Ishizu' or whatever. Stupid.
Lei: [whiny] I like the word tauk!! And the word ankh! And the name Isis! They're so…Egypt-ish! And it's so neat being named after a goddess…Which is so cooool…
Isis: [suddenly] You know what? When I get my hands on those dubbers, I'm going to slice open their heads, cut out a piece of their brains (or what's left of it), cook it, then feed it to them! [laughs evilly] Heh. I saw that on Hannibal.
Lei: [blinks] [smirks] I think I like this evil side of yours, Isis. Let's go discuss revenge on the dubbers.
They both go into a room…(Discussion for Dubber Annihilation)
Ryou: [blinks confusedly]
Yugi: [pops out] Hey, Ryou.
Ryou: Hi Yugi.
Yugi: [cautiously] You are Ryou right?
Ryou: Of course! What are you talking about?
Yugi: I mean you're not Bakura pretending to be Ryou, are you?
Ryou: [frowns] No…
Yugi: Are you sure?
Ryou: …Yes.
Yugi: Really?
Ryou: …Yes.
Yugi: Really, really?
Ryou: …Yes.
Yugi: [puppy-eyes] REALLY, really, really?
Ryou: YES, ALREADY, DA—
Yami: [runs in] [clamps hand over Ryou's mouth] No swearing around Yugi. And no rated R movies. And no violence and – [goes on rambling about what cannot be done around Yugi]
Yugi: Damnit, Yami! I'm not a child!
Yami: [gasps] [points at Yugi accursedly] You-I-you-said- [gasps again] you-you-you [eyes fill with tears] YOU'RE ALL GROWN UP!! [starts sobbing into Yugi's shoulder, which is very…low]
Yugi: [excitedly] I AM?!? HOW MANY FEET AM I NOW? [looks down at floor] ^^; I mean, what are you talking about, Yami? I was always grown up.
Yami: [continues sobbing]
Random Woman: [appears]
Yugi and Ryou: [blinks]
Random Woman: [looks around confusedly] [looks at Yugi] [pushes Yami off of Yugi] [pinches Yugi's cheek] OH MY GAWD, you are just adorable! [takes a camera out and starts snapping pictures of a very confused Yugi] How old are you, six, five, eight?
Ryou: He's fifteen.
Random Woman: [glares at Ryou] I wasn't talking to you, girlie. [goes back to asking Yugi how old he is]
Ryou: [eyes fill with tears] Girlie? [sniffles]
Random Woman: So how old are you, puddin' pie?
Yugi: [raises eyebrow] Damnit, I'm fifteen!
Random Woman: [gasps] Such bad language for one at such a young age!
Yugi: Look lady, I'm freakin' fifteen, so bug off!
Random Woman: [suddenly vanishes]
Yugi: [blinks]
Yami: [still sobbing]
Bakura: [walks in with Serenity] [doubles over laughing] Heh. Heh. That was good. I think you'll make a good partner in crime, 'Renity.
Serenity: [grins evilly] Why thank you, Bakura. [looks at the tomb robber] Want to go terrorize the rest of the muses?
Bakura: [evilly] Sure. Let's go.
The two run away. Shortly later, screaming can be heard.
Ryou: …was that just my yami and Serenity…bonding?
Yami: [has fainted to the ground]
Yugi: [stares blankly at his yami] [looks up at Ryou] …Apparently.
Ryou: [shudders]
Seto: [waves hand in Ryou's face] HI!!
Ryou: [blinks rapidly]
Seto: [waves hand in Yugi's face] HI!! [waves hand in Yami's face] HI!! [bounces into another room]
Ryou and Yugi: O_o
Yugi: [shakes head sadly] Sugar and Seto just does not mix, you know?
Ryou: [nods in agreement]
Lei and Isis: [bounce into the room holding gags and chains and ropes]
Yugi and Ryou: O.O
Ryou: [nervously] What's that for?
Lei and Isis: The dubbers!
Lei snaps and suddenly there are five American figures in the room.
Figure 1: Huh?
Figure 2: Where are we?
Figure 3: What is this place?
The room suddenly changes into a dark, grayish room, and the Lei, Isis, Yugi, Ryou, and the unconscious Yami all have cloaks on.
Yugi: [spins around in cloak] Whee!! I like this!
Ryou: -_-;
Figure 4: Who are you people?
Lei: [chanting] MUST DIE, MUST KILL, MUST TORTURE!!!! [laughs evilly]
Isis: [grins evilly]
Lei: [ties all five dubbers to some wooden chairs]
Isis: [takes off Millennium Tauk and waves in front of the faces] [slowly, as if saying to two year old child] …See…? [points to Tauk] TAUK. T-A-U-K. Not necklace. TAUK. Understand?
All Figures: [nod]
Lei: [summons Shaadii somehow]
Shaadii: [slaps dubbers in the face] [shrieks girlishly] You! You! [points to dubbers] You changed my Ankh to the Millennium Key! KEY? What kind of name is KEY? It's so very BORING! Why? WHY? Tell me! And why did you take away an 'A' and an 'I' in my name? What's wrong with having double vowels in a row?
Figures: --;
Lei: [puts Shaadii back where he belongs…at…wherever he belongs]
Isis: [vanishes]
Lei: [evilly] My turn! [walks up to the dubbers, holding her trademark silver and green quill] [shows them the quill] See? I have the Quill. The Quill of Power. Ever heard of the saying that the quill is stronger than the sword? [blinks] I have one of those too. [draws out a long sword] ^^ [puts sword back] There's another saying.
The Author(ess) is always, and always will be, stronger in many ways than the dubbers.
Lei: [grins] I think that fits the situation, don't ya think?
Figure 2: What are you people talking about?!?
Lei: [narrows eyes suspiciously] [starts screaming incoherent words]
The muses can make out the words 'Malik', 'my', 'How dare you!', 'TERRANCE?!?', and several creative cursing words.
Ten minutes later…
Lei: [pauses to take breath] [continues screaming incoherent words]
Five hours and forty three seconds later…
Ryou: Lei, shut the hell up!
Lei: [finally stops screaming] [eyes water with tears] [hugs Ryou] [puppy-eyes] I'm sowwy, Wyou. I didn't mean to get you mad.
Ryou: [backs away] [tries to get out of Lei's grasp]
Yugi: [puppy-eyes] What about me?
Lei: [sobs] [goes and hugs Yugi too] [sniffles]
Figure 5: Uh…what's going on here?
Lei: [glares at Figures] Do you mind? The Hikaris and I are having a moment here! [sniffles] [goes back to hugging Yugi and Ryou]
Yugi and Ryou: [silent]
Figures: [silent]
Lei: [silent except for occasional sniffles]
Seto: [bounces into the room] [waves hand in front of everyone's face] HI!!!!! [blinks] [looks at Figures] Who are you?
Figure 1: We're the—
Seto: [gasp] You're those men who have come here to take me away! [starts screaming fearfully] I don't want to go to the padded white rooms!
Lei: [cheerfully all of a sudden] Those rooms are so COOL!! You can bounce around and stuff! And! And! They let you watch uncut episodes of Yu-Gi-OH!! IT'S SO COOL!!!
Seto: Really?
Lei: [nods]
Seto: I WANNA GO! [pauses] Do they have sugar?
Silence.
Lei: …No.
Seto: [sobs] I DON'T WANT TO GO! [starts screaming again]
All: [blink]
Figure 4: Look kid, we're not going to—
Seto: [finishes for them] Feed me sugar? [starts sobbing uncontrollably]
Figures: [decide to stay silent]
Lei: [silent]
Yugi and Ryou: [silent]
Unconscious Yami: [silent]
Seto: [still sobbing]
Lei: [decides to start yelling at the dubbers again and does so]
Yugi and Ryou: [blink] [look at each other] What did we do to deserve this?
Lei: …and how could you have them in AMERICA? AMERICA?!? I'm American myself, BUT YOU MUST HAVE IT IN JAPAN! TAKAHASHI-SAMA DREW IT THAT WAY! BESIDES, DOES DOMINO CITY LOOK ANYTHING LIKE AMERICA?!? IT'S JAPAN, DAMNIT!!
Figure 2: What are you talking about?!?
Lei: Aren't you the dubbers?
Figure 3: What are dubbers?
Lei: Those evil people who cut the Yu-Gi-OH! episodes.
Figure 4: What's Yu-Gi-Oh!?
Lei: You don't know what Yu-Gi-Oh! is?
Figures: [shake heads]
Figure 5: Oh, I think my son watches that show. It's the kid with the funky hair.
Yugi: My hair is not funky!
Figure 5: [blinks]
Lei: [confusedly] If you aren't the dubbers, then who are?
Figures: [look at each other]
Figure 1: Look kid, I think you're talking about Figure 6, 7, 8, and 9. We're the evil men from the Domino Insane Asylum.
Seto: [eyes widen] NOO!!! DON'T TAKE ME AWAY! DON'T TAKE ME AWAY! I DON'T WANT TO GO INTO THE PADDED ROOMS. NOO!!!!
Figure 2: Relax, kid, we won't take you with us. On the other hand…[glances at Lei]
Lei: [leaps into the air happily] I'm going to the Padded Rooms again to watch uncut Yu-Gi-Oh! [looks at Figures] Wait for me, it'll only take a few minutes for me to pack!
A/n: Heh. I'm betting reading that was really boring.
Y. Malik: [puts papers down] Yep. It was.
Me: I wasn't talking to you, Mr-I'm-So-Cool.
Y. Malik: Who's Mr-I'm-So-Cool?
Me: --; Review on your way out, and make me happy!