Saving Private Spongebob
A/N: In a random act of insaneness, and another overdose of science class, I came up with this.
Spongebob: The Private
Sandy: The Captain With Tommy Gun
Mr. Krabs: The Sergeant With Bazooka
Squidward: The Flamethrower Guy
Patrick: A Dude With a Gun, a Bunch of Grenades, and Some Inflatable Pants
Pearl: The Medic
Larry the Lobster: The BAR Gunner
Plankton: Hitler
Story thus far: An invasion force of anchovy can landing craft approach Goo Lagoon, the Bikini Bottom version of Normandy. Plankton AKA Hitler has taken control of Bikini Bottom (Europe) and the allies try to take it back. The good guys are the cast of Spongebob, and the regular soldiers are basically anchovies. The Nazis are anchovies with swastikas painted on the helmets.
Chapter 1: AAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The anchovy cans approach the beach, and artillery shell pearls hit the water.)
Driver: 30 seconds!
Sandy: Okay, you bottom feedin' hicks! This is it! Stay behind something, and get up to the Parsley!
Mr. Krabs: You aren't gonna get paid if ya die, ya know.
Patrick: Stupid inflatable pants!
Spongebob: (Thinking) I hope I remembered to feed Gary...
Driver: Clear murder holes! Meep!
Anchovies get shot, and yell Meep as they get killed.
Sandy: Go over the side! Go over the side!
All yell random quotes as they fall into the water over the side and come up behind obstacles on the beach.
Spongebob: WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
Sandy: Get up to the Parsley, and blow it with some jellyfish!
Mr. Krabs: Alright, you lily livered land dwellers! Follow me now!
They run behind some obstacles
Larry fires the BAR
A flamethrower (in this case it'd be a reef blower) gets hit, taking two anchovies with it and raining shells on the crew.
They all run for the parsley, firing as they go
Patrick: Cannonball!!!!!!!!!
He throws a jellyfish grenade as he runs
They dive under the Parsley, which really is some parsley
Sandy: Bring up some jellyfish!
Jellyfish are planted on the Parsley and then detonated
Mr. Krabs: Ho ho! Now we be talkin! Defilade!
They run up beside the bunker and hide near the door.
Sandy: Spongebob, go in there and clear it!
Spongebob shakes his head
Patrick: Spongebob, sometimes we have to go deep behind enemy lines to solve our problems.
Spongebob: I'm scared.
Patrick: Then I'm goin in for ya!
Patrick charges in, and air can be heard vooshing
Patrick: Stupid inflatable pants!
End Chapter 1
A/N: In a random act of insaneness, and another overdose of science class, I came up with this.
Spongebob: The Private
Sandy: The Captain With Tommy Gun
Mr. Krabs: The Sergeant With Bazooka
Squidward: The Flamethrower Guy
Patrick: A Dude With a Gun, a Bunch of Grenades, and Some Inflatable Pants
Pearl: The Medic
Larry the Lobster: The BAR Gunner
Plankton: Hitler
Story thus far: An invasion force of anchovy can landing craft approach Goo Lagoon, the Bikini Bottom version of Normandy. Plankton AKA Hitler has taken control of Bikini Bottom (Europe) and the allies try to take it back. The good guys are the cast of Spongebob, and the regular soldiers are basically anchovies. The Nazis are anchovies with swastikas painted on the helmets.
Chapter 1: AAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The anchovy cans approach the beach, and artillery shell pearls hit the water.)
Driver: 30 seconds!
Sandy: Okay, you bottom feedin' hicks! This is it! Stay behind something, and get up to the Parsley!
Mr. Krabs: You aren't gonna get paid if ya die, ya know.
Patrick: Stupid inflatable pants!
Spongebob: (Thinking) I hope I remembered to feed Gary...
Driver: Clear murder holes! Meep!
Anchovies get shot, and yell Meep as they get killed.
Sandy: Go over the side! Go over the side!
All yell random quotes as they fall into the water over the side and come up behind obstacles on the beach.
Spongebob: WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
Sandy: Get up to the Parsley, and blow it with some jellyfish!
Mr. Krabs: Alright, you lily livered land dwellers! Follow me now!
They run behind some obstacles
Larry fires the BAR
A flamethrower (in this case it'd be a reef blower) gets hit, taking two anchovies with it and raining shells on the crew.
They all run for the parsley, firing as they go
Patrick: Cannonball!!!!!!!!!
He throws a jellyfish grenade as he runs
They dive under the Parsley, which really is some parsley
Sandy: Bring up some jellyfish!
Jellyfish are planted on the Parsley and then detonated
Mr. Krabs: Ho ho! Now we be talkin! Defilade!
They run up beside the bunker and hide near the door.
Sandy: Spongebob, go in there and clear it!
Spongebob shakes his head
Patrick: Spongebob, sometimes we have to go deep behind enemy lines to solve our problems.
Spongebob: I'm scared.
Patrick: Then I'm goin in for ya!
Patrick charges in, and air can be heard vooshing
Patrick: Stupid inflatable pants!
End Chapter 1