Fell On My Face

by Ezekiel Light

This is a parody of "Fell On Black Days" by Soundgarden. I was recently introduced to this awesome (and sadly defunct) band, and I thought I should give them a proper Grim Jedi welcome.

Wheresoever I've walked is
Upside down
Howsoever I've moved has
Turned around
Just when everyday
Seemed to keep
Me on my feet
Somethin' has shifted
And now I have to bleed
Cause I fell on
My face

Wheresoever I've danced
I've stumbled now
Whomsoever I've helped up
Has fallen down
I'm a sweet dancer
They say but I can't
'Cause my knees are weak
Now my knees buckle
And I've cut my cheek
Cause I fell on
My face
How would I know
That this could be my fate

So who you thought that would be good
Has now screwed up
And who you wanted to be yours
Is now a flop
So again will I fall down
I am really
Hurting now
My jeans are cuffed and
I'm screaming loud

I sure don't
Mind a change
But I fell on
My face
How would I know
That this could be
My fate