Master kriminal: ok only 1 person is coming to our party.

Mini master kriminal: does anybody else wanna come? Please?

Joey: *farts* hey tea I made a stinky!

Tea: a stinky? don't you mean the most wonderful smell in the world?

Joey: sure..whatever you say *farts*

Master kriminal: (takes out a flame thrower and burns joey)

Yami thinking out loud: Muahahhaha I have a plan to know if master kriminal is a girl or a boy I'll pull down her/his pants and see!

(Everybody looks at him)

Master kriminal: (takes out chain saw) what did you say?¿

Yami: why nothing my dear master kriminal.

Master Kriminal:don't call my dear, cuze you only call girls that but you don't know if I'm a boy or a girl -_-;

Bakura: hey yami are you still planing pull down master kriminal's pants? Why don't you just leave her/him alone?

Narrator: bakura is saying this to yami cuz he has a crush on master kriminal and he is hoping that he/she is a girl.

Master Kriminal: (whacks narrator with a frying pan) hey! me and bakura are just friends.

Bakura: (sobbing) JUST FRIENDS?

Master Kriminal: what if I turned out as a boy?

Bakura: never thought of that

Master Kriminal: you never know!

Bakura: well if you turn out as a boy I'll be crying

Master kriminal: well what if I don't care -_-

Mini master kriminal: can I talk now??^_^

Everybody yells: SHUT UP!

Mini master kriminal: I'm telling(runs to aunt Vicky!)

Master Kriminal: (stops Mini Master kriminal) ok ok you can interrupt anytime if you tell us if you are a girl or boy

Mini master krimnal: ok!^_^*

Narrator:this is the moment you all been waiting.

master kriminal: (whacks him with a frying pan again and yells) I thought you were dead -_-;

mini master kriminal: I'm a..................................... (everybody falls asleep)

Mini master kriminal:GIRL!

(Nobody heard mini master kriminal)

~~~~~~~~~~~when everybody woke up~~~~~~~~~~~

Master kriminal: ok well while we we're asleep I wanna hear if Mini Master kriminal is a girl or a boy ok *yawn*

Joey: *long fart* aw man that stinks!!

Tea: I love you joey! You make me happy!

Master kriminal: (sends joey to the next dimemtion) ok no more stinkies dammit

Ryou: sorry I was (checks time) 4 hours late I was busy

Kaiba: ok I'm outta here

Master kriminal: if I have to suffer with these geeks you have to suffer too

Bakura: am I a geek?

Master Kriminal: no yamis are cool but not yami yugi, he sucks ass

Mini Master kriminal: can someone please give us a review? (cute voice) Please^_^

Master kriminal: I'm not sure if the cute voice will work...... THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU! HOW DUMB ARE YOU?

Mini Master kriminal:very.

Narrator:stay toon for the.

Master kriminal: (whacks him with a frying pan) dammit die

Narrator says in a weak voice: next chapter.(finally dies)

Everybody: YAY!