Notes: This probably goes against the new Fanfiction.net rules, but if you think about it, my talkshows really do have a plot… a common thread, if you will. I also spend hours on each chapter. They're no less worthy than those crazy humor fics about the Star Wars people getting really out of character… so I decided, what the heck? I'll start a new talkshow. This time we've got fewer people to ask questions of, but requests can be made in case I forget someone important. The list is as follows:
Episode I: Qui-Gon Jinn
Episode II: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, Padme Amidala, Dex the Bartender, Jango Fett, Mace Windu
Episode IV: Grand Moff Tarkin
Episode VI: Luke Skywalker, Leia Oragana Solo, Han Solo, Chewbacca, Darth Vader
Non-Movie Characters: Bossk the Trandoshan, Mara Jade (keep in mind I haven't read the New Jedi Order series), Grand Admiral Thrawn, Aquel Faemir ('cos her freakish Qui-stalker ways are funny)
Blade: We're back! For the third time! Wohoo!
Luke: Does that mean the public loves us?
Blade: Yes, Luke my boy, it does.
Mara: Luke 'your boy'?? He's my boy!!
Luke: I'm my own boy!!
Blade: Fine! (sticks tongue out at Mara) I have Obi-Wan!
Mara: Isn't he dead?
Blade: Only in your timeline.
Mara: …oh. (gets confused)
Obi-Wan: Not again… (sighs)
Blade: Wassamatter, Kenobi-Wan?
Obi-Wan: You! That's what's the matter! You keep tormenting me!! Why??
Blade: Because it's fun!!
Obi-Wan: You know what would be fun?
Blade: What?
Obi-Wan: Letting us host the show!
Blade: Hmm… you're right… excellent idea, my dearest Kenobi-Wan.
Obi-Wan: (shivers) Please don't call me that.
Blade: Sorry, my Kenobi-Wan.
Obi-Wan: That either.
Blade: What am I supposed to call you??
Obi-Wan: How about by my name??
Thrawn: What, oafy-Wan?
Obi-Wan: No! (cries) I'm so abused!!
Anakin: (sniggers)
Blade: (boots Anakin into a pool of sharks with freakin' lasers on their heads)
Anakin: AAAAAAA!!! (jumps out)
Blade: Hmph. Fuzzball.
Aquel: Are we going to get this show started or- OOO! Qui-Gon!!! (runs to him)
Blade: Hey! Didn't you read the infamous sign??
Audience: No smooching on her talkshow!
Blade: Very good. You're all learning. (ties Aquel to a chair) Phew… now that that's over with-
Tarkin: Wait, aren't you supposed to have a random crossover character?
Blade: Oh yeah! Hmm… who can I torment this time… (ponders) I've got it!
Tarkin: Who?
Blade: Jareth the goblin king from The Labyrinth!
Bossk: Who? Is he tasty?
Blade: …no. He's cool! He's got little spinning marble thingies!
Bossk: (disappointed) Oh.
Dex: Ever stop to think that maybe they don't know what the Labyrinth is?
Blade: Ever stop to think the only reason I have you on here is became you're Kenobi-Wan's friend??
Dex: …nope.
Blade: -.- (snaps her fingers and a barn own lands on her shoulder, then turns into Jareth) Welcome, Goblin King.
Jareth: Thank you. (sits down next to Obi-Wan)
Obi-Wan: (edges away slowly)
Blade: All rightee, let's get this show started! Please ask questions in your reviews, and don't forget to vote on a host!!