A/N: Actions are in Italics.
Disclaimer~ Sadly, I own nothing you see below. They belong to the
almighty Tamora Pierce, lucky woman that she is. Someone owns Survivor,
too, but I have no idea who it is. Anyway, no lawsuits, please.
Me: Hello! I know this is just a teensy bit OOC but- No don't hurt me! The penguins have gone crazy! Please humor me and read my strange little story.
Episode 1: My strange little story begins. Host: Hello and welcome to Survivor: Tortall Edition! I'm your host, who will only be known as host. Here are the rules: After each round you vote a player off and the last player still here wins a million dollars (minus tax deductions, etc., etc.)
Roger: Hey! No one said anything about tax deductions! I'm calling my lawyer!
Host: Too bad! You already signed a contract. Now, since I'm so lazy and don't feel like making an extremely long show, there will only be eight contestants in one tribe.
George: What is the tribe name?
Host: You get to decide.
Josaine: I think we should be called Barramundi!
Alanna: That was on the T.V. show, stupid.
Thayet: I don't see why we need a team name, anyway.
Jon: I don't see why he's alive again! *Points at Roger*
Alanna: How many times do I have to kill you anyway?
Host: Rule one- No Killing!
Roger: Awwww.
Host: And I think that's about it. So, Have fun and I'll see you tonight at the immunity challenge!
*Host leaves*
Jon: So, I guess we should set up camp.
Delia: And ruin my manicure? I don't think so!
Alanna: What a wuss!
Josaine: I know the capital of Minnesota!
Roger: I need new minions.
George: Can we just get to work, please?
All (except Delia): Ok
$*Later that night *$
Host: Welcome to the Immunity challenge!
Josaine: I know the capital of Minnesota!
Host: Riiiiiiiiight. So, I will ask you each a question. If you get it wrong, you're out. The last player standing is the winner of immunity.
Josaine: I know the capital of Minnesota!
All: We know!
Host: Let's begin! Alanna, who was the King's Champion before you?
Alanna: Sir Gareth of Naxen, the older
Host: Correct! Delia, what tribe was Alanna a shaman of?
Delia: How should I know?
Host: Incorrect. You're out.
Delia: pouts and walks off to the side of stage
Host: George, What was the last war fought while King Roald ruled?
George: The Tusaine war?
Host: Correct! Josaine, what is the capital of Minnesota?
Josaine: Germany!
Host: No. Please join Delia. (A/N-I had to get rid them somehow)
Josaine: runs halfway across the stage, spins around three times, and joins Delia
Host: Okay, Jon, how do you spell photosynthesis?
Jon: um, p-h-o-t-o-c-
Host: Wrong! Go sit with the crazy ladies. (Sorry to all J/A fans, but I am a G/A fan and I'll be nicer next round)
Delia: I am no-
Host: Moving on! Liam-
Alanna: Oh sure, let's just bring everyone back from the dead, just for fun!
Host: Liam, what is the capital of Tortall?
Liam: Hold on! I know this one!
Host: Sorry! Your out!
Liam: But-
Host: Go! Roger, because we dislike you so much, you're out, too.
Roger: I'm calling my lawyer!
Host: I already told you! You signed a binding contract.
Roger: Then I'm telling! Walks over to join others
Host: Thayet, What country was the Dominion Stone previously in?
Thayet: Sarain.
Host: Correct, Alanna, which country is larger, in area, Tusaine or Tyra?
Alanna: Tyra?
Host: Oh, I'm sorry, it's Tusaine. George, if you get this wrong, Thayet wins. What is the capital of Carthak?
George: Um, I think it's.... Carthak City?
Host: Incorrect. That means Thayet wins immunity!
Thayet: I do? Thank you! I'd like to thank the academy and-
Host: Okay! Now it's time to go to Tribal Council.
$*At Tribal Council*$
Host: Who does everyone want to vote off?
Alanna: Roger, because he's evil and I already killed him twice!
Delia: Josaine, because she made me break my nail!
George: Josaine, because she's driving me nuts!
Jon: Roger, because he tried to kill me.
Josaine: I am a deranged pineapple from Jupiter!
George: See!
Host: Moving along, Liam?
Liam: I vote for the pineapple lady.
Josaine: Dancing wildly La La La La La
Roger: Shoot me now!
Host: I'll take that as a vote for yourself.
Thayet: Um, I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, but Roger did try to kill my husband.
Jon: Numerous times
Thayet: So I guess I'll vote for him.
Host: Ok, Roger, the tribe has spoken. Go away.
Roger: Thank you Great Mother Goddess!
Roger walks in the wrong direction and "accidentally" falls off a cliff
Host: Okay, who did that? Everyone looks at Alanna.
Alanna: Why's everyone looking at me?
Delia: Because you killed him the last two times!
Alanna: Alright! I killed him! But technically, he was no longer on the show, so I didn't really break the rules.
Host: Good point. Well good night everyone and tune in next time for Survivor: Tortall Edition!
A/N-I know it's a little long (three and a half pages, but who's counting?), but it's my first Fan Fic, so be nice! TTFN!
Me: Hello! I know this is just a teensy bit OOC but- No don't hurt me! The penguins have gone crazy! Please humor me and read my strange little story.
Episode 1: My strange little story begins. Host: Hello and welcome to Survivor: Tortall Edition! I'm your host, who will only be known as host. Here are the rules: After each round you vote a player off and the last player still here wins a million dollars (minus tax deductions, etc., etc.)
Roger: Hey! No one said anything about tax deductions! I'm calling my lawyer!
Host: Too bad! You already signed a contract. Now, since I'm so lazy and don't feel like making an extremely long show, there will only be eight contestants in one tribe.
George: What is the tribe name?
Host: You get to decide.
Josaine: I think we should be called Barramundi!
Alanna: That was on the T.V. show, stupid.
Thayet: I don't see why we need a team name, anyway.
Jon: I don't see why he's alive again! *Points at Roger*
Alanna: How many times do I have to kill you anyway?
Host: Rule one- No Killing!
Roger: Awwww.
Host: And I think that's about it. So, Have fun and I'll see you tonight at the immunity challenge!
*Host leaves*
Jon: So, I guess we should set up camp.
Delia: And ruin my manicure? I don't think so!
Alanna: What a wuss!
Josaine: I know the capital of Minnesota!
Roger: I need new minions.
George: Can we just get to work, please?
All (except Delia): Ok
$*Later that night *$
Host: Welcome to the Immunity challenge!
Josaine: I know the capital of Minnesota!
Host: Riiiiiiiiight. So, I will ask you each a question. If you get it wrong, you're out. The last player standing is the winner of immunity.
Josaine: I know the capital of Minnesota!
All: We know!
Host: Let's begin! Alanna, who was the King's Champion before you?
Alanna: Sir Gareth of Naxen, the older
Host: Correct! Delia, what tribe was Alanna a shaman of?
Delia: How should I know?
Host: Incorrect. You're out.
Delia: pouts and walks off to the side of stage
Host: George, What was the last war fought while King Roald ruled?
George: The Tusaine war?
Host: Correct! Josaine, what is the capital of Minnesota?
Josaine: Germany!
Host: No. Please join Delia. (A/N-I had to get rid them somehow)
Josaine: runs halfway across the stage, spins around three times, and joins Delia
Host: Okay, Jon, how do you spell photosynthesis?
Jon: um, p-h-o-t-o-c-
Host: Wrong! Go sit with the crazy ladies. (Sorry to all J/A fans, but I am a G/A fan and I'll be nicer next round)
Delia: I am no-
Host: Moving on! Liam-
Alanna: Oh sure, let's just bring everyone back from the dead, just for fun!
Host: Liam, what is the capital of Tortall?
Liam: Hold on! I know this one!
Host: Sorry! Your out!
Liam: But-
Host: Go! Roger, because we dislike you so much, you're out, too.
Roger: I'm calling my lawyer!
Host: I already told you! You signed a binding contract.
Roger: Then I'm telling! Walks over to join others
Host: Thayet, What country was the Dominion Stone previously in?
Thayet: Sarain.
Host: Correct, Alanna, which country is larger, in area, Tusaine or Tyra?
Alanna: Tyra?
Host: Oh, I'm sorry, it's Tusaine. George, if you get this wrong, Thayet wins. What is the capital of Carthak?
George: Um, I think it's.... Carthak City?
Host: Incorrect. That means Thayet wins immunity!
Thayet: I do? Thank you! I'd like to thank the academy and-
Host: Okay! Now it's time to go to Tribal Council.
$*At Tribal Council*$
Host: Who does everyone want to vote off?
Alanna: Roger, because he's evil and I already killed him twice!
Delia: Josaine, because she made me break my nail!
George: Josaine, because she's driving me nuts!
Jon: Roger, because he tried to kill me.
Josaine: I am a deranged pineapple from Jupiter!
George: See!
Host: Moving along, Liam?
Liam: I vote for the pineapple lady.
Josaine: Dancing wildly La La La La La
Roger: Shoot me now!
Host: I'll take that as a vote for yourself.
Thayet: Um, I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, but Roger did try to kill my husband.
Jon: Numerous times
Thayet: So I guess I'll vote for him.
Host: Ok, Roger, the tribe has spoken. Go away.
Roger: Thank you Great Mother Goddess!
Roger walks in the wrong direction and "accidentally" falls off a cliff
Host: Okay, who did that? Everyone looks at Alanna.
Alanna: Why's everyone looking at me?
Delia: Because you killed him the last two times!
Alanna: Alright! I killed him! But technically, he was no longer on the show, so I didn't really break the rules.
Host: Good point. Well good night everyone and tune in next time for Survivor: Tortall Edition!
A/N-I know it's a little long (three and a half pages, but who's counting?), but it's my first Fan Fic, so be nice! TTFN!