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A/N: Thank you all of my reviewers! I love you all so much!
Willowwater: I'm very sorry about that. I didn't even realize it! Thanks for reviewing!
Lady Knight: I saw that on a T-shirt! I will do my best to continue A.S.A.P., but school has started! Help me! Well, I promise more people will get hurt soon. And later. well, I can't really tell you about that.
Krizsta: Did I spell that right? Oh well. Thank you for telling me cuz this chapter's even longer. I just got so into it. Anyway, Josaine is the crazy princess from the Copper Isles. Remember, she killed Faithful (sniff).
Episode 2: Chipmunks and Nail Polish
Host: Welcome back to another exciting episode of Survivor: Tortall Edition!
All: (unenthusiastically) yay.
Host: Okay, let's start making alliances and stabbing people in the back!
Alanna: Really? *Reaches for Dagger*
Host: I didn't mean that literally!
Alanna: Oh.
Jon: *Walks over to Thayet and Alanna, who are talking*. Listen, I think we should get rid of Liam.
Thayet: But why? He didn't do anything to you.
Jon: Because he poses the greatest physical threat.
Alanna: *Glares at Jon.*
Jon: Other than Alanna, of course.
Alanna: Thank you, but I think we should keep him for a little longer.
Jon: Why?
Alanna: Trust me. I've got a plan.
Josaine: *Runs by wearing red platform shoes, a hula skirt, and a heavy winter jacket* (Screaming) I'm a hyperactive blue chipmunk!
Thayet: Okay. Does this mean we all have an alliance now?
Alanna: Yes, but we have to include George.
Jon: Why?
Alanna: Because he's better at being sneaky and cunning than any of us. He was a thief. And he's my husband.
Thayet: Good point.
Jon: Okay, deal.
Delia: *With Liam. * So, are you in any alliances?
Liam: No, why?
Delia: Well, you could be in mine. Josaine is.
Josaine: I'm a hyperactive blue chipmunk!
Delia: Okay, bad example, but I'm desperate!
Liam: Sure, why not?
Delia: Great! So who should we vote off first.
Alanna: *Walks over to George* George?
George: Yes?
Alanna: Jon, Thayet and I have formed an alliance, and we want you to be part of it.
George: Okay, what do you have in mind?
Alanna: I think we should stage a fight and you could go and pretend to join Delia's alliance.
George: I didn't know she was smart enough to form an alliance.
Josaine: I'm a hyperactive blue chipmunk!
Alanna: Whatever. Anyway, you find out information on what their plan is.
George: And report back to you with full details.
Alanna: I'll tell Thayet and Jon. I think we should have the "fight" now.
George: You first.
Alanna: (yelling) I'm not speaking to you! *Stomps away angrily*
George: (also yelling) Fine! I'm not speaking to you either! *Turns around and sees Delia*
Thayet: *Runs over to Alanna* what happened! Are you okay?
Alanna: (stifling laugh) I'm fine. George and I staged a fight so he could find out what Delia's up to.
Thayet: Brilliant! Let's tell Jon!
Delia: So, George, seems like you'll be needing an ally. I think I can help you.
$*Later at the reward challenge*$
Josaine: I'm a hyperactive blue chipmunk!
Host: So I've heard. Now, if you win today's reward challenge, you will have a choice of either a gourmet meal, a brand new sword, or a bottle of pink nail polish.
Delia: I must win that nail polish!
Thayet: What do we have to do?
Host: You're going to have to race each other. Since there is an uneven number of people, one of you was randomly chosen to sit out the first round. Alanna, you will automatically advance to the second round.
(A/N~ I told you before I was lazy, so I'll just tell you the results)
Round One
Delia vs. Liam Delia wins.
Jon vs. George George wins.
Thayet vs. Josaine Thayet wins.
Alanna sits out round one and could not care less about pink nail polish.
Round Two
Delia vs. George Delia wins. (Remember how desperately she wants the nail polish)
Thayet vs. Alanna Thayet wins. (Also wants nail polish, although not as badly as Delia)
Final Round
Delia vs. Thayet Delia wins
Delia: YES! I got the nail polish! I got the nail polish!
Thayet: Do you have to rub it in?
Delia: Yes, I do. I got the nail polish!
Host: Okay! Time for the immunity challenge!
Alanna: Don't we get a break in between?
Writer: I am the all-powerful writer! You will do as I say!
Host: What about me?
Writer: Silence! I will not tolerate your insolence!!! (A/N- I know I borrowed this line from Austin Powers, but hey, it works!)
Host: Yes Mommy.
Liam: Is it just me or was that a little odd?
Jon: Definitely strange.
Josaine: I'm a hyperactive blue chipmunk!
George: No stranger than her. *Points at Josaine*
Host: Alright, let's begin the immunity challenge. You will each have to fight each other in hand-to-hand combat.
George: That's not fair! *Points to Liam* He's the Shang Dragon!
Host: Yes, but he was dead.
George: What does that have to do with anything?
Host: Absolutely nothing. Let's begin round one.
A/N- Still lazy, once again, just the results. (These pairings were randomly chosen and the winners each round are just obvious)
Round One-
Delia: I refuse to play!
Host: fine, you'll sit out this round.
George vs. Josaine George wins
Thayet vs. Liam Do you have to ask? (I know, it's unfair)
Alanna vs. Jon Duh!
Round Two- (Delia is forced to play)
Alanna vs. George Once again, Alanna wins
Liam vs. Delia Is there any point to this particular match?
Final Round-
Alanna vs. Liam After a long and grueling match, Liam is victorious.
Host: Liam is the winner of immunity!
Jon: (sarcastically) Who would have guessed that would happen?
Host: I'll see you tonight at tribal council.
$*At Camp*$
Alanna: (with George) So did you find out anything?
George: Yes. Delia has decided to vote you off, and Liam agreed.
Alanna: Why that little-
George: Hey! Young, impressionable children are reading this!
Alanna: Oh, sorry. Thanks, George. I'll tell Jon and Thayet. We'll have to get rid of Delia.
George: Okay, I'll vote for her too.
Alanna: *Runs over to Jon and Thayet*. George told me Delia wants to get rid of me.
Thayet: How rude!
Alanna: So we have to get rid of her first.
Jon: And George?
Alanna: He's going to vote for her, too.
**Meanwhile**
Delia: So, we're all agreed.
Josaine: I'm a hyperactive blue chipmunk!
Delia: So we've heard. So we'll vote off Alanna.
Liam: I don't know. Alanna is still my friend.
Delia: *Flirtatiously* But Liam, she married George, who by the way I am starting to suspect as a double agent.
Josaine: (was dancing strangely to no music, but stops momentarily) A what?
Delia: Umm.
Liam: It's a movie.
Josaine: Oh. (Returns to dancing)
**On the other side of camp**
Alanna: Hey, Thayet?
Thayet: Yeah?
Alanna: If I were to injure someone, but not kill them, would that be against the rules?
Thayet: Hmmm, I don't believe so.
Alanna: Really. *Grins Evilly*
$*At tribal Council*$
Host: one at a time you will go up and vote, then say why you're voting that way. Liam, you are safe, and you will vote first.
Liam: (walks up to vote) I vote for Alanna. It's purely strategy, nothing personal.
Alanna: Delia. 'Nuff said.
George: Delia. She was going to vote off Alanna.
Jon: Delia. Need I say more?
Delia: Alanna. It's all her fault. Walks away muttering
Josaine: I'm a hyperactive blue chipmunk! I vote for Liam!
Thayet: Delia. She's just not that nice.
Host: Okay! The votes have been counted. Josaine's vote will be disregarded since she voted for Liam.
Josaine: I'm a hyperactive blue chipmunk!
Host: And with three votes...Delia! The tribe has spoken! Don't come back!
Delia: Whaaa.?
Host: You heard me!
Delia: Pouts and walks away.
Host: Well, now that she's gone-
Delia: Hey! I heard that!
Host: You were supposed to leave! Anyway, that concludes another episode of Survivor: Tortall Edition!
A/N- so, what did you think? Give me opinions, but please be nice! If you've got a problem with it then tell me why!
P.S.- Those Penguins will come into play later, if you were wondering.
P.P.S.- any ideas for challenges or who should be voted off, please tell me. I'm not as brilliant as I seem to be.
A/N: Thank you all of my reviewers! I love you all so much!
Willowwater: I'm very sorry about that. I didn't even realize it! Thanks for reviewing!
Lady Knight: I saw that on a T-shirt! I will do my best to continue A.S.A.P., but school has started! Help me! Well, I promise more people will get hurt soon. And later. well, I can't really tell you about that.
Krizsta: Did I spell that right? Oh well. Thank you for telling me cuz this chapter's even longer. I just got so into it. Anyway, Josaine is the crazy princess from the Copper Isles. Remember, she killed Faithful (sniff).
Episode 2: Chipmunks and Nail Polish
Host: Welcome back to another exciting episode of Survivor: Tortall Edition!
All: (unenthusiastically) yay.
Host: Okay, let's start making alliances and stabbing people in the back!
Alanna: Really? *Reaches for Dagger*
Host: I didn't mean that literally!
Alanna: Oh.
Jon: *Walks over to Thayet and Alanna, who are talking*. Listen, I think we should get rid of Liam.
Thayet: But why? He didn't do anything to you.
Jon: Because he poses the greatest physical threat.
Alanna: *Glares at Jon.*
Jon: Other than Alanna, of course.
Alanna: Thank you, but I think we should keep him for a little longer.
Jon: Why?
Alanna: Trust me. I've got a plan.
Josaine: *Runs by wearing red platform shoes, a hula skirt, and a heavy winter jacket* (Screaming) I'm a hyperactive blue chipmunk!
Thayet: Okay. Does this mean we all have an alliance now?
Alanna: Yes, but we have to include George.
Jon: Why?
Alanna: Because he's better at being sneaky and cunning than any of us. He was a thief. And he's my husband.
Thayet: Good point.
Jon: Okay, deal.
Delia: *With Liam. * So, are you in any alliances?
Liam: No, why?
Delia: Well, you could be in mine. Josaine is.
Josaine: I'm a hyperactive blue chipmunk!
Delia: Okay, bad example, but I'm desperate!
Liam: Sure, why not?
Delia: Great! So who should we vote off first.
Alanna: *Walks over to George* George?
George: Yes?
Alanna: Jon, Thayet and I have formed an alliance, and we want you to be part of it.
George: Okay, what do you have in mind?
Alanna: I think we should stage a fight and you could go and pretend to join Delia's alliance.
George: I didn't know she was smart enough to form an alliance.
Josaine: I'm a hyperactive blue chipmunk!
Alanna: Whatever. Anyway, you find out information on what their plan is.
George: And report back to you with full details.
Alanna: I'll tell Thayet and Jon. I think we should have the "fight" now.
George: You first.
Alanna: (yelling) I'm not speaking to you! *Stomps away angrily*
George: (also yelling) Fine! I'm not speaking to you either! *Turns around and sees Delia*
Thayet: *Runs over to Alanna* what happened! Are you okay?
Alanna: (stifling laugh) I'm fine. George and I staged a fight so he could find out what Delia's up to.
Thayet: Brilliant! Let's tell Jon!
Delia: So, George, seems like you'll be needing an ally. I think I can help you.
$*Later at the reward challenge*$
Josaine: I'm a hyperactive blue chipmunk!
Host: So I've heard. Now, if you win today's reward challenge, you will have a choice of either a gourmet meal, a brand new sword, or a bottle of pink nail polish.
Delia: I must win that nail polish!
Thayet: What do we have to do?
Host: You're going to have to race each other. Since there is an uneven number of people, one of you was randomly chosen to sit out the first round. Alanna, you will automatically advance to the second round.
(A/N~ I told you before I was lazy, so I'll just tell you the results)
Round One
Delia vs. Liam Delia wins.
Jon vs. George George wins.
Thayet vs. Josaine Thayet wins.
Alanna sits out round one and could not care less about pink nail polish.
Round Two
Delia vs. George Delia wins. (Remember how desperately she wants the nail polish)
Thayet vs. Alanna Thayet wins. (Also wants nail polish, although not as badly as Delia)
Final Round
Delia vs. Thayet Delia wins
Delia: YES! I got the nail polish! I got the nail polish!
Thayet: Do you have to rub it in?
Delia: Yes, I do. I got the nail polish!
Host: Okay! Time for the immunity challenge!
Alanna: Don't we get a break in between?
Writer: I am the all-powerful writer! You will do as I say!
Host: What about me?
Writer: Silence! I will not tolerate your insolence!!! (A/N- I know I borrowed this line from Austin Powers, but hey, it works!)
Host: Yes Mommy.
Liam: Is it just me or was that a little odd?
Jon: Definitely strange.
Josaine: I'm a hyperactive blue chipmunk!
George: No stranger than her. *Points at Josaine*
Host: Alright, let's begin the immunity challenge. You will each have to fight each other in hand-to-hand combat.
George: That's not fair! *Points to Liam* He's the Shang Dragon!
Host: Yes, but he was dead.
George: What does that have to do with anything?
Host: Absolutely nothing. Let's begin round one.
A/N- Still lazy, once again, just the results. (These pairings were randomly chosen and the winners each round are just obvious)
Round One-
Delia: I refuse to play!
Host: fine, you'll sit out this round.
George vs. Josaine George wins
Thayet vs. Liam Do you have to ask? (I know, it's unfair)
Alanna vs. Jon Duh!
Round Two- (Delia is forced to play)
Alanna vs. George Once again, Alanna wins
Liam vs. Delia Is there any point to this particular match?
Final Round-
Alanna vs. Liam After a long and grueling match, Liam is victorious.
Host: Liam is the winner of immunity!
Jon: (sarcastically) Who would have guessed that would happen?
Host: I'll see you tonight at tribal council.
$*At Camp*$
Alanna: (with George) So did you find out anything?
George: Yes. Delia has decided to vote you off, and Liam agreed.
Alanna: Why that little-
George: Hey! Young, impressionable children are reading this!
Alanna: Oh, sorry. Thanks, George. I'll tell Jon and Thayet. We'll have to get rid of Delia.
George: Okay, I'll vote for her too.
Alanna: *Runs over to Jon and Thayet*. George told me Delia wants to get rid of me.
Thayet: How rude!
Alanna: So we have to get rid of her first.
Jon: And George?
Alanna: He's going to vote for her, too.
**Meanwhile**
Delia: So, we're all agreed.
Josaine: I'm a hyperactive blue chipmunk!
Delia: So we've heard. So we'll vote off Alanna.
Liam: I don't know. Alanna is still my friend.
Delia: *Flirtatiously* But Liam, she married George, who by the way I am starting to suspect as a double agent.
Josaine: (was dancing strangely to no music, but stops momentarily) A what?
Delia: Umm.
Liam: It's a movie.
Josaine: Oh. (Returns to dancing)
**On the other side of camp**
Alanna: Hey, Thayet?
Thayet: Yeah?
Alanna: If I were to injure someone, but not kill them, would that be against the rules?
Thayet: Hmmm, I don't believe so.
Alanna: Really. *Grins Evilly*
$*At tribal Council*$
Host: one at a time you will go up and vote, then say why you're voting that way. Liam, you are safe, and you will vote first.
Liam: (walks up to vote) I vote for Alanna. It's purely strategy, nothing personal.
Alanna: Delia. 'Nuff said.
George: Delia. She was going to vote off Alanna.
Jon: Delia. Need I say more?
Delia: Alanna. It's all her fault. Walks away muttering
Josaine: I'm a hyperactive blue chipmunk! I vote for Liam!
Thayet: Delia. She's just not that nice.
Host: Okay! The votes have been counted. Josaine's vote will be disregarded since she voted for Liam.
Josaine: I'm a hyperactive blue chipmunk!
Host: And with three votes...Delia! The tribe has spoken! Don't come back!
Delia: Whaaa.?
Host: You heard me!
Delia: Pouts and walks away.
Host: Well, now that she's gone-
Delia: Hey! I heard that!
Host: You were supposed to leave! Anyway, that concludes another episode of Survivor: Tortall Edition!
A/N- so, what did you think? Give me opinions, but please be nice! If you've got a problem with it then tell me why!
P.S.- Those Penguins will come into play later, if you were wondering.
P.P.S.- any ideas for challenges or who should be voted off, please tell me. I'm not as brilliant as I seem to be.