I first of all must thank all of my loyal reviewers; seven reviews in one
chapter! It's a new record for me!
Dyana-of-Tortall: Thanks for the tip. I'll try to incorporate that in the next chapter.
Rosefyre: I already did! Yes, Josaine will be around for a while.
Raoulff18: You're obviously new, since I already said this fic is only SOTL. Maybe I could have some cameos though...
Lady Myranel: Thanks. I too am a fan of randomness. And for someone who only has to say "whoa", you wrote a really long review. Yes, well, this survivor, they've voted off all the hotties, so it kinda sucks so far. Maybe it'll get better soon.
Lady Knight: Thank you! I like that spatula idea...
amazement: Thank you very much. Please see above at Raoulff18 for answers.
Silva Sun: Trust me, they won't. I am a huge G/A fan (Jon sucks!), so nothing like that will happen, ever!
Episode 5: Of Kitchen Utensils and other pointy objects
Josaine: (who has somehow gotten hold of a fork) *pokes herself repeatedly* Ow! Ow! Ow!
Host: Attention Wal-Mart shoppers, there is an escapee from the neighboring asylum for mental health.
Random Wal-Mart Employee: (With southern accent) What?
Host: Someone got out of the nut house next-door.
RWE: Oh.
Host: Okay, who gave her utensils?
Roger: Don't look at me. (Behind him is a pile of pointy objects)
George: Yeah, right.
Thayet: Um, Mr. Host guy?
Host: Yes?
Thayet: Can we just get into the challenge, since there's only like 4 of us?
Host: NO! Um, I mean, not yet dear.
Thayet: *looks scared* Okay, then. George!
George: I'm right here, you don't have to yell.
Thayet: Oh, sorry. We should vote off Roger next.
George: No ****, Sherlock.
Thayet: Is someone a little upset because someone else got voted off?
George: You don't have to talk to me like I'm four. *Walking Away* I've met potatoes smarter than her.
Thayet: Hey! I heard that!
George: Good for you!
Roger: Must do something evil.
George: Um, Roger, did you know that your right eye is twitching?
Roger: Of course I know- WHAT! *Begins to run around in circles* Need mirror! Can't destroy perfect complexion!
George: I'm surrounded by idiots. I think all this time on the island has really gotten to them.
Josaine: *still continually poking herself* Ow! Ow! Ow!
Host: Okay, and its time for immunity!
*$Immunity Challenge$*
Host: Welcome! For today's immunity challenge, you must collect pointy sticks and other flammable items to start a fire. Whoever starts their fire first wins immunity! Got it?
George: It's really not that confusing.
Host: Whatever. Okay, go!
**All run off to get sticks, except Josaine, who is still continually poking herself with a fork**
Josaine: Ow! Ow! Ow!
Host: You're supposed to go now.
Josaine: (Now has a frying pan and is hitting herself in the head) Ow! Ow! Ow!
Host: Oh, I give up! Look, George is back! ROGER! No magic!
Roger: Awwww.
Host: George is placing down his sticks and grass. And here's Thayet, right behind him!
(Thayet puts her things down and realizes she doesn't know how to start a fire)
Thayet: Um, Mr. Host?
Host: Yes?
Thayet: This challenge isn't fair! I don't know how to start a fire!
Host: Here's 50 cents, go to a payphone and call someone who cares.
Thayet: Hmph! (Walks back to her pile angrily)
Host: And George has started a fire! He wins immunity!
Roger: What! This sucks!
George: Too bad!
*$Tribal Council$*
Host: Time to vote. Okay, Roger and Thayet, since you can't vote for George or yourselves, you must vote for each other. Those two votes cancel each other out. So, George, who do you vote for?
George: Roger.
Roger: What!
Host: Roger, once again, buh-bye!
Roger: (Walks away mumbling) Well at least I can't die this time.
*Roger then walks off the same cliff, this time of his own fault*
Host: Well, that's all folks!
A/N: Hi all! I know, I've been bad, but I was grounded off the computer for a whole week! I went through a huge withdrawl. So, I got this one out ASAP. Next will be the last episode (tear) so you need to vote for the ultimate Survivor! Peace out! (
Dyana-of-Tortall: Thanks for the tip. I'll try to incorporate that in the next chapter.
Rosefyre: I already did! Yes, Josaine will be around for a while.
Raoulff18: You're obviously new, since I already said this fic is only SOTL. Maybe I could have some cameos though...
Lady Myranel: Thanks. I too am a fan of randomness. And for someone who only has to say "whoa", you wrote a really long review. Yes, well, this survivor, they've voted off all the hotties, so it kinda sucks so far. Maybe it'll get better soon.
Lady Knight: Thank you! I like that spatula idea...
amazement: Thank you very much. Please see above at Raoulff18 for answers.
Silva Sun: Trust me, they won't. I am a huge G/A fan (Jon sucks!), so nothing like that will happen, ever!
Episode 5: Of Kitchen Utensils and other pointy objects
Josaine: (who has somehow gotten hold of a fork) *pokes herself repeatedly* Ow! Ow! Ow!
Host: Attention Wal-Mart shoppers, there is an escapee from the neighboring asylum for mental health.
Random Wal-Mart Employee: (With southern accent) What?
Host: Someone got out of the nut house next-door.
RWE: Oh.
Host: Okay, who gave her utensils?
Roger: Don't look at me. (Behind him is a pile of pointy objects)
George: Yeah, right.
Thayet: Um, Mr. Host guy?
Host: Yes?
Thayet: Can we just get into the challenge, since there's only like 4 of us?
Host: NO! Um, I mean, not yet dear.
Thayet: *looks scared* Okay, then. George!
George: I'm right here, you don't have to yell.
Thayet: Oh, sorry. We should vote off Roger next.
George: No ****, Sherlock.
Thayet: Is someone a little upset because someone else got voted off?
George: You don't have to talk to me like I'm four. *Walking Away* I've met potatoes smarter than her.
Thayet: Hey! I heard that!
George: Good for you!
Roger: Must do something evil.
George: Um, Roger, did you know that your right eye is twitching?
Roger: Of course I know- WHAT! *Begins to run around in circles* Need mirror! Can't destroy perfect complexion!
George: I'm surrounded by idiots. I think all this time on the island has really gotten to them.
Josaine: *still continually poking herself* Ow! Ow! Ow!
Host: Okay, and its time for immunity!
*$Immunity Challenge$*
Host: Welcome! For today's immunity challenge, you must collect pointy sticks and other flammable items to start a fire. Whoever starts their fire first wins immunity! Got it?
George: It's really not that confusing.
Host: Whatever. Okay, go!
**All run off to get sticks, except Josaine, who is still continually poking herself with a fork**
Josaine: Ow! Ow! Ow!
Host: You're supposed to go now.
Josaine: (Now has a frying pan and is hitting herself in the head) Ow! Ow! Ow!
Host: Oh, I give up! Look, George is back! ROGER! No magic!
Roger: Awwww.
Host: George is placing down his sticks and grass. And here's Thayet, right behind him!
(Thayet puts her things down and realizes she doesn't know how to start a fire)
Thayet: Um, Mr. Host?
Host: Yes?
Thayet: This challenge isn't fair! I don't know how to start a fire!
Host: Here's 50 cents, go to a payphone and call someone who cares.
Thayet: Hmph! (Walks back to her pile angrily)
Host: And George has started a fire! He wins immunity!
Roger: What! This sucks!
George: Too bad!
*$Tribal Council$*
Host: Time to vote. Okay, Roger and Thayet, since you can't vote for George or yourselves, you must vote for each other. Those two votes cancel each other out. So, George, who do you vote for?
George: Roger.
Roger: What!
Host: Roger, once again, buh-bye!
Roger: (Walks away mumbling) Well at least I can't die this time.
*Roger then walks off the same cliff, this time of his own fault*
Host: Well, that's all folks!
A/N: Hi all! I know, I've been bad, but I was grounded off the computer for a whole week! I went through a huge withdrawl. So, I got this one out ASAP. Next will be the last episode (tear) so you need to vote for the ultimate Survivor! Peace out! (